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Forum topic by Bovine posted 01-23-2010 07:22 AM 963 views 0 times favorited 8 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-23-2010 07:22 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

This just in….

9 out of 10 constipated people don’t give a crap!

-- Kansas City, KS "Nothing is as permanent as a temporary solution"


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#1 posted 08-15-2010 07:21 AM

No there is an earthy statistic…

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#2 posted 08-15-2010 03:17 PM

92.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#3 posted 08-15-2010 03:54 PM

Two random statistics that are interesting when combined:

1. 50% of all men admit to.. ahem… self-gratification.

2. 50% of all men are liars.

You figure it out. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#4 posted 08-16-2010 06:56 AM

had the same thought Gene

-- 'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' ~George Carlin

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#5 posted 08-16-2010 04:50 PM

“There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up. ”
Rex Stout

“Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.”
Jean Baudrillard

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you.”
Rita Mae Brown

And finally, my favorite by Mark Twain.
“There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#6 posted 08-17-2010 08:01 AM

“According to Sales Statistics, Automobile Manufacturers had a Bang Up Year. According to Accident Statistics, so did their Customers.”

“Statistics are like a Bikini. What they Reveal is Suggestive. What they Conceal is Vital”

“We even have Statistics to prove that Locomotives aren’t the least bit afraid of Automobiles”.

Gene:

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#7 posted 08-17-2010 02:21 PM

Thanks, Rick! I like the “dark and scary” one especially. And, your signature line made me spit my coffee on the keyboard!

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#8 posted 08-21-2010 03:22 AM

Gene:

Sorry about that. Does it still work okay? Do I have to replace it? Okay. My Address is …48&^%$(**(fhuut42ev443. SHOOT! Something wrong here. I’ll get back to you …LOL…

Rick

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