With all the idiots complaining about wanting a safe place and their mommy on college campus, I found the following rules would be good for them. Also, good rules for all young people who feel entitled. I have worked many different job before getting a degree. The most dirty difficult one was flipping burgers. I worked in a large cafeteria Browning meat on a 3 ft square hot greasy griddle for hours on end. It was worse than working in the steel mill. Washing huge stacks of dirty dishes also was a tough one.
RULE 1 – Life is not fair; get used to it.
RULE 2 – The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
RULE 3 – You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
RULE 4 – If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
RULE 5 – Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping, they called it opportunity.
RULE 6 – If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, So don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
RULE 7 – Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try “delousing” the clothes in your own room.
RULE 8 – Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they will ask as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
RULE 9 – Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
RULE 10 -Television is NOT real life! In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 11 – Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.