|Forum topic by degoose||posted 1520 days ago||802 views||0 times favorited||12 replies|
1520 days ago
A large party of Taliban soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
“One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban.”
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
whereupon a gun-battle breaks out
and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The same voice then calls out:
“One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers.”
Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
And instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Aussie voice called:
“One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban”.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters
and sends them over the dune.
Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
Finally, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
“Don’t send any more men, its a trap. There’s two of them.”
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