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Forum topic by Rj posted 01-09-2010 08:59 PM 5046 views 3 times favorited 15 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-09-2010 08:59 PM

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A Real Man’s Grill!

Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone’s attention…...

I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards….

then you wouldn’t have to worry about anyone tailgating you….

I don’t know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!


We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

More routine…

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

And most important of all:

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ’ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!

-- Rj's Woodworks,San Jose & Weed Ca,

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#1 posted 01-09-2010 09:22 PM

Awsome, I love it, I want one L.O.L. Ain’t that the truth just can’t please, understand, or satisfy them women, Let’s face it, Eve had paradice, the Garden of Enden and chucked it all away for an apple. Go figure

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#2 posted 01-09-2010 09:49 PM


love it and so do my daughter
and we have never seen anything
like that in Denmark it´s awesome

where is the party say it say it


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#3 posted 01-09-2010 11:46 PM

Now thats a BBQ

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ For lovers of all things timber...

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#4 posted 01-09-2010 11:47 PM

Don’t give the bad boys ideas.LOL

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#5 posted 01-10-2010 12:44 AM

Then there is always this one, a real Texas sized smoker.

-- Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement.

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#6 posted 01-10-2010 01:37 AM

Tim that one is in a league of its own

-- Rj's Woodworks,San Jose & Weed Ca,

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#7 posted 01-10-2010 01:52 AM

the size is nearly enoff for the next realy big L J week Party if every body show´s up

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#8 posted 01-10-2010 04:55 AM

That one won’t fit in my patio. I guess I’ll have to go for the pistol one.

You just can’t pass a Texan.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#9 posted 01-10-2010 05:04 AM

Bah shame on you Karson. When the grill won’t fit the patio, you man up and YOU BUILD A BIGGER PATIO!!

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#10 posted 01-10-2010 06:59 AM

I love this post!!!!!!!

-- Paul--- Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams

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#11 posted 01-11-2010 08:44 PM

I love it! I want one. I’ve got 8 1/2 acres, so room is not an problem.
And yes, I live in Texas!


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#12 posted 01-11-2010 09:19 PM

yummy seared meat…. No offense to vegetarians meant, but if God did not want us to eat animals why did he make them so tasty.

-- Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work.

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#13 posted 01-11-2010 09:25 PM

were do i put the veggi burger LOL…..........joke lads ok

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

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#14 posted 01-11-2010 09:56 PM

in the barrel

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#15 posted 01-11-2010 10:08 PM

Very impressive.

-- Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless, it moves at half speed like ....-As the Saw Turns

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