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Forum topic by GMman posted 01-09-2010 04:44 AM 943 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-09-2010 04:44 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I have decided to remove the dead mule.


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#1 posted 01-14-2010 01:34 AM

I’ll bite, what dead mule ?

-- RTB. stray animals are just looking for love

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#2 posted 01-14-2010 01:37 AM

+1???

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#3 posted 01-14-2010 01:38 AM

i think i’m dead mule LOL….....

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

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#4 posted 01-14-2010 01:39 AM

The green eagle flies at midnight.

pass it on.

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#5 posted 01-14-2010 01:41 AM

99 told me it was a purple eagle!

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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#6 posted 01-14-2010 01:47 AM

shit i knew i’d be lokking for the wrong one LOL…....

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

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#7 posted 01-14-2010 01:47 AM

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S.
and bought a mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fell ers, I have some bad news,
the mule died last night.”

Curtis &Leroy replied, “Well , then just give us our money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked:

“What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

They said,”We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”

Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a
profit of $998.”

The farmer said,”My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”

Curtis said, “Well , the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his
two dollars back.”

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#8 posted 01-14-2010 01:48 AM

i know i can be an a** but doesnt mean u have to get rid of me! lol

-- M.K.

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#9 posted 01-14-2010 01:56 AM

Silly assed man posted to remove it before he posted it. I want some of what he is drinking! LOL

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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