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Forum topic by RetiredCoastie posted 01-05-2010 04:29 AM 676 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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RetiredCoastie

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01-05-2010 04:29 AM

The Worlds Shortest Books.

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZ
by Barack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I’VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton


MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian


by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnel

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

_

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

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patron

13034 posts in 1993 days


#1 posted 01-05-2010 05:16 AM

the goverments handbook :
fixing the economy !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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cliffton

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#2 posted 01-05-2010 07:22 AM

How to secure your country while upholding the constitution
by: G.W. Bush

What to do to become president
by: Barack Obama

How to win wars
by: Donald Rumsfeld

How to make sure no one finds out what you did
by: Jane Fonda

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Moron

4666 posts in 2546 days


#3 posted 01-05-2010 07:49 AM

Mother Theresa never wrote a book

neither did Martin Luther King

and for that matter, Jesus Christ didnt write the new testament but King James re-wrote it.

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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Gene Howe

5635 posts in 2081 days


#4 posted 01-05-2010 08:23 PM

A Clean Workshop
By me

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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