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Forum topic by Karson posted 01-03-2010 08:43 PM 744 views 0 times favorited 12 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Karson

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01-03-2010 08:43 PM

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Wishes for the New Year

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there, may you find a parking space.

May New Year’s Eve find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.

May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser, or your tennis instructor, but not with a “twinkle” in your eye.

May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower’s unfolding petals, every baby’s smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

Bless you with every happiness, great health, peace, and much love during the next year and all those that follow.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †


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patron

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#1 posted 01-03-2010 08:55 PM

and to you ,
love ya ( no twinkle )lol .

have a great year too !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Karson

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#2 posted 01-03-2010 09:09 PM

The Love is back. But I’ve got the twinkle and a giggle.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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patron

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#3 posted 01-03-2010 09:21 PM

well this is certainly good news
for the grizz !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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lew

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#4 posted 01-03-2010 10:12 PM

Karson,
May you enjoy all of these, and more, in the years to come.

Lew

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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Eric in central Florida

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#5 posted 01-03-2010 11:33 PM

Well said my friend.
And all the same to you & yours!

-- All glory comes from daring to begin.

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#6 posted 01-03-2010 11:35 PM

Karson, if I did all that I would be a Saint. It would ruin my Grumpy reputation.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#7 posted 01-03-2010 11:59 PM

the same for you Karson

Dennis

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#8 posted 01-04-2010 01:25 AM

Ahh, bless you Karson. And may your year bring an awsome abuncance of those blessings.

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#9 posted 01-04-2010 04:24 AM

We all wish you the same, in this new year,and the decade that follows.

-- tuanie

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a1Jim

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#10 posted 01-04-2010 04:28 AM

Hey Karson
How can we add to that, except the same for you and more our Main man.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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#11 posted 01-04-2010 08:35 AM

Such words can come only from one who pursues such a life style. I wish the year 2010 never ends.
Sharad

-- “If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they have never tried a new thing in their life”.-Albert Einstein

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#12 posted 01-04-2010 11:14 AM

...and the best to you and yours as well Karson, Happy New Year!

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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