. Do it your self
My Farther in law has shaked my normaly stabel faundation last weekend
We was on a little weekend trip to the sommerhouse with the parrents-in-law, my mother-in-law was
for the moment aut of sight and a peaceful silent was over the area, when I address to my farther-in-law
(we were in the kitchen started preparing the lunch) would you please boil some egg for the herring´s ?
I ask him
He snap the kettle on the stove and posted some water in it just as the book describe it and after a
longer silent periode with the kettle still hoowering in his hand
how do I get the egg´s in there? And here I had walked raund for years and thought I was the worst in
the family to have the hand´s screwed on a little to left when it comes to practicel thing´s
Ferrari, Villneurve and me
It is so that it´s said that good tools are the half of the work and thats why I have spend a fortune
On professional machine´s and handtools to make my day when it´s nessery but it isn´t truth what they
said in the speech
Why do I get arch line´s with a laser-level ? why do I always hit the iron in the reinforced concrete
when I try to drill a hole in the wall ? why do I forget to shut down the main switch when I install new
ceiling light and use the screwdriver that has no isolation? Brrrrrrrrh……. You discover that the heart
seems to be okay but pretty shaked.
Now when I think over it in the clear-eyed realism cold light I can realize that that the other half of
The work is me and that is maybee the explanation. I will not drive like and race thrugh the curve´s on
the roads as Villneurve just becorse I buy a Farrari I will most lightly hit a wall with 200 miles/haur
It´s genial what he does
-you boil eggs in a saucepan said I to my farther-in-law. There it was the right tool for the job
it was supposed that we had egg´s for those herring´s at lunch.
He can at least bind hes own shoe and his necktie that I had seen
But there – in the sommerhause – I suddently experience in a clear-sightness, my farther-in-law
Was genial, when he constantly insisted to being nearly blanc on pratical skill´s that everyone ells
Is forced to do on daily basis has he maked it so that the world araund him did all the daily trivial
Thing´s for him it most have taken years to get that position presumably from when he was born
Very freindly neighbour´s
So now has he arranged that the family lives in a better residential neighbourhood surrounded
By guilded craftsmen in all kind of trades that show good will towards him, had mother-in-law
To hire a cleaning lady Mrs. Knudsen and has in the kitchen among other thing´s a dishwashing
machine called lovly Hanne and the lawn is cut with a tractor (Olsen ) wich a lot of us is pretty crazy
getting to drive and so it is all the way.
Genial farther-in-law !! you can watch garden-and furnishing programs on television (where they show
how to do it) as it was something from another absurd demension.
Funny enoff you stored several years of different diy and homedecorating magazin´s becourse
When we come to visit you and mother-in-law is there always something that has to be fixed either
With a cordless drill or a jigsaw and there is a open magazin on the coffeetable
-look here he say I think I know how we fix that thing.
Did you see how he use the word ”we”?