Top 10 New Years Resolutions 2010

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1 – To work with neglected children. (my own).

2 – Answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

3 – When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”

4 – Not to ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

5 – Balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

6 – Think of a password for my computer other than “password.”

7 – Try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.

8 – Go into McDonald’s and order a McSpreader

9 – Go into McDonald’s and order a McSlurry

10 – Find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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cabinetmaster home \| projects \| blog 10874 posts in 1725 days #1 posted 1234 days ago	#10——- It was a scam…............LOL McSlurry????? Sounds good Maybe Rum and Coke McSlurry…............... What’s a McSpreader??????? Glad I don’t have 11 e-mails…...........Geeze 1 is enough…...............................LOL -- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps
Gene Howe home \| projects \| blog 3186 posts in 1595 days #2 posted 1234 days ago	I sell a CD for $50.00 that will eliminate your problem referenced in #10. Just go to my site at www….. and click on ‘Sucker!’....:-)) PS, I only take cash. -- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton
Innovator home \| projects \| blog 3584 posts in 1580 days #3 posted 1234 days ago	Jerry I like your take on the McSlurry. As for the Mcspreader, I believe that is what they use to crack your chest open for heart surgery once you have eaten enough of their burgers!!!! Gene I will look for your website, but the cash thing might be a problem. -- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!
cabinetmaster home \| projects \| blog 10874 posts in 1725 days #4 posted 1234 days ago	ROTFLMAO….......................... I like your McSpreader theory. -- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps
Gene Howe home \| projects \| blog 3186 posts in 1595 days #5 posted 1234 days ago	“Gene I will look for your website, but the cash thing might be a problem.” No problem. I’ll take the risk and stand the loss it it’s lost in the mail. -- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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