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kolwdwrkr

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1669 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: contest humor

Alright, I want to start the new year with a contest, and it’s going to be quite funny I hope. The contest is simple.
Men, you put your best dresses on and make up, as well as your woodworking gear. The idea is to see who makes the best female jock.
Ladies, you put your coveralls on, a hat, and nail bags and show us boys how a real man should dress.

Rules are simple. You have to dress up as a woodworker of the opposite sex. Attire has to be appropriate as there are minors here. Men you don’t need to shave your bikini lines. LOL.

There is one winner from each gender. Each winner will recieve a Bessey bar clamp fitting.

There will be 3 judges for each gender.

The female judges to judge the men so far are kolwdwrkrsgirl, Ellen35, and MsDebbieP (I think her answer was yes)

The male judges so far are A1Jim, cabinetmaster, and DAN.

The entry begins now, and will run through until January 15th. The judges will then PM me their selection and I will announce the winner as soon as I have all the responses from them.

Most importantly, Have Fun!!

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~


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a1Jim

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#1 posted 1669 days ago

A super fun Idea Keith
This should be great It’s about time Grizz got some competition. Let the party begin.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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bigike

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#2 posted 1669 days ago

one clamp? two would be better, don’t u think?

-- Ike, Big Daddies Woodshop, http://www.icombadaniels@yahoo.com

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kolwdwrkr

2821 posts in 2192 days


#3 posted 1669 days ago

Okay, so I have thought about it. I think giving 2 clamps to one winner and a new pony band clamp to the other would be the best idea. So here’s the band clamp. I will pick randomly who gets what.

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Hopefully that will instigate some more entries.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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a1Jim

112000 posts in 2178 days


#4 posted 1669 days ago

Oh I thought bigIke was donating the other two. :-))

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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jimofsanston

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#5 posted 1669 days ago

I got talked into some thing like this by my wife and kid one holloween. Never again will i put the high heals and stockings on again and that dress was just to tight. I bow down to the ladies for dressing up like that. Count me out. But i have to say I won the best costume that year for the ladie with the best dress and beard.

-- Jim LaCourse

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a1Jim

112000 posts in 2178 days


#6 posted 1669 days ago

How about a photo from back then?
If we can’t get Jim L Maybe Martin can show his true grit. :))

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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Dan'um Style

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#7 posted 1669 days ago


..
not me, but it is a good start ….

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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GMman

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#8 posted 1669 days ago

Dan it is funny how one year makes you look different, you have change a lot by the picture, hope you still feel good as you did in 2009?

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miles125

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#9 posted 1669 days ago

What do all the transgendered jocks do that already dress like the opposite sex? Hmmmmm :)

-- "The way to make a small fortune in woodworking- start with a large one"

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CharlieM1958

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#10 posted 1669 days ago

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to keep my woodworking and cross dressing separate.

And besides… when I tried to post one of my box projects over at boyswillbegirls.com they nearly cancelled my membership.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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cabinetmaster

10874 posts in 2160 days


#11 posted 1669 days ago

Come on Charlie and be a sport. We won’t laugh too much and we surely won’t cancel your membership here at LJ’s.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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grizzman

6804 posts in 1905 days


#12 posted 1668 days ago

ok ..ok…but you just remember who did this first…in fact i should have put a patent on it…but let the games begin…i say bring it on big boys…......im in for this…....ye hawwwww

-- GRIZZMAN ...[''''']

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patron

12963 posts in 1942 days


#13 posted 1668 days ago

gee , charlie ,

whats a girl to do ?

maybe you just posted the wrong ’ box ’ !(LOL)

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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CharlieM1958

15664 posts in 2820 days


#14 posted 1668 days ago

David, my dress wasn’t that short!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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patron

12963 posts in 1942 days


#15 posted 1668 days ago

we may have to start thinking about that though ,
grizz’s red dress may just be his everyday clothes ,
for such an important event ,
he may put on his ’ looking for work ’ , or street clothes !
i mean we are talking ’ pro ’ here !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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