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Forum topic by poopiekat posted 12-31-2009 12:25 AM 950 views 0 times favorited 2 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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12-31-2009 12:25 AM

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I resisted the temptation to add this goofy story to somebody’s request for advice about removing Gorilla Glue.

Here’s the story:
A hysterical woman frantically calls the police department with a complaint. skeptical, the desk sergeant sends a car. When the officers arrive, she tells them there is a gorilla high up in her tree. They visually verify that there is indeed a gorilla high up in her tree, and send a specialist who makes his living capturing nuisance animals. He arrives, and looks over the situation. He goes back to his truck to bring out the necessary equipment: A pair of climbing spikes, a baseball bat, a pit bull, a pair of handcuffs, and a shotgun. He starts heading for the tree.

The woman says: “I understand the spikes, but what is the bat for?” The man answers ” I’m going to club this gorilla until he falls out of the tree”.

“Okay, but what is the dog for?” she asked. He replied, ” My dog is trained to bite animals in the scrotum whenever they fall out of a tree.”

She then asked,”But what are the handcuffs for?”. He said, “when the gorilla tries to shield itself from dog bites, I’ll be able to put the cuffs on him.”

Again, the woman asks, “Okay, so what is the shotgun for, then?” He replied, “Lady, if I fall out of the tree first, shoot the dog!!”


-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#1 posted 12-31-2009 12:40 AM

HaHaha :—)
now the day is compleet
L J and a joke


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#2 posted 12-31-2009 02:01 AM

That is awesome. Thanks for the great laugh.

-- Russ

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