|Forum topic by poopiekat||posted 12-31-2009 12:25 AM||859 views||0 times favorited||2 replies|
12-31-2009 12:25 AM
I resisted the temptation to add this goofy story to somebody’s request for advice about removing Gorilla Glue.
Here’s the story:
The woman says: “I understand the spikes, but what is the bat for?” The man answers ” I’m going to club this gorilla until he falls out of the tree”.
“Okay, but what is the dog for?” she asked. He replied, ” My dog is trained to bite animals in the scrotum whenever they fall out of a tree.”
She then asked,”But what are the handcuffs for?”. He said, “when the gorilla tries to shield itself from dog bites, I’ll be able to put the cuffs on him.”
Again, the woman asks, “Okay, so what is the shotgun for, then?” He replied, “Lady, if I fall out of the tree first, shoot the dog!!”
-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!