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1677 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

This sounds familiar…...

The US Labor Department determined a small woodworking shop owner was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.

“Well, there’s Jake my finisher who’s been with me for 3 years, I pay him $900 a week.

The apprentice Tom has been here for 6 months, and I pay him $500 a week.

Then there’s the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him a case of beer every Friday,” replied the owner.

“That’s the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit,” says the agent.”

The owner says, “That would be me.”

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Taigert

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#1 posted 1677 days ago

Isn’t it fun working for yourself?

All the freedom to do what ever you want, come and go as you please, and making more money than you know what to do with.
Ya Right!!!!!!
I had two guys working for me over the summer, for about six weeks I really needed the help. But then when work started to slow down all I do is worrry about their family’s. In order to not lay them off, I was digging into my pocket to keep them going doing stuff around the shop. On the hope that things would pick back up.
In the end I ended up laying them both off, but I paid a big price for keeping them on. My problem is that I put myself in their shoes, of being laid off in this economy. I know there is no where else around here for them to go to work.
I have to learn that I am not a social service agency. Some times it really sucks to care, I just can’t seem to get my head around not caring about my crew. My wife has laid down some rules that I am going to have to learn to live with. She does the banking and the books. She see’s the bottom line, and that is what I need to keep in mind if we are going to survive.
I just hope that with the new year comes some improvement to rhe economy.

Taigert

-- Taigert - Milan, IN

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#2 posted 1677 days ago

Wow I’m doing something wrong this guy gets $10 and beer!

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#3 posted 1677 days ago

Beer is Good What Do You Do With !0.00 Dollors

-- Jim, Kentucky

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#4 posted 1677 days ago

ha

-- jack -- ...measure once, curse twice!

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#5 posted 1677 days ago

$10.00????? Bologna and bread. Goes good with beer

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#6 posted 1676 days ago

Taigert – I agree we have to treat it like a business. I worked in a large manufacturing plant (quite a few years ago) and tough times hit for the economy but the owner didn’t want to lay people off because it was close to the holidays. He was going to wait for them to pass, BIG MISTAKE! By the time the holidays came and went we were almost broke as a company, he finally did the layoffs but if it wasn’t for a few big jobs breaking at the same time I don’t know if they would have survived as a company.

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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#7 posted 1676 days ago

Being your own boss means you get to decide which 12 hours you work in the day.

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Innovator

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#8 posted 1676 days ago

747DRVR, you are right I just seem to work the first 12 hours of the day and the last 12 hours of the day as well!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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#9 posted 1676 days ago

Been there done that
all the people that I have worked with alway´s think the owner of the compani is millionar
I said
if you love to work 14-20 aur´s a day
will work for 50 cent pr aur and still have to pay taxe
52 week´s a year
and still think is funny and if you think you can do it better
then go for it

but most people retrac the nose and shot up
I don´t now why for me the time was fun but I´m broken so

Dennis

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