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12-15-2009 12:59 AM

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SENIOR DRIVING – As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ‘Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!’ ‘Heck,’ said Herman, ‘It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them

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#1 posted 12-15-2009 01:19 AM

Oh my God! Scary thought.

-- The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. Confucius, 经过艰苦的努力的梦想可以成真

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#2 posted 12-15-2009 02:02 AM

It’s happened!

-- Chip ----------- 6:8

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#3 posted 12-15-2009 02:38 AM

DRIVING – Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself ‘I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went Through a red light.’ After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman and said, ‘Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!’
Mildred turned to her and said, ‘Oh, crap, am I driving ?’


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#4 posted 12-15-2009 09:20 AM

Those go with the one about the motor home accident. When the officer asked the driver what happened he said he did not know, “he put the cruise control on and went back to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee”.

-- Les B, Oregon

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#5 posted 12-15-2009 02:31 PM

I seem to remember that this was an actual incident and the RV owner sued the RV co. and won because he hadn’t been informed that he wasn’t supposed to do that.
I read it on the internet, so it’s true, right?

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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