|Forum topic by degoose||posted 1256 days ago||508 views||0 times favorited||4 replies|
1256 days ago
This one if for you Cabinetmaker… hope you are getting around a little better.
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
But they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
‘Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
‘Okay then how will you live?
You’re not old enough to get a job.
Again, Bruce instantly replies,
‘Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks
a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month
And that should do us just fine.’
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
‘Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you
should have little ones of your own?’
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
‘Well, we’ve been lucky so far.’
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
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