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12-10-2009 10:23 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

This one if for you Cabinetmaker… hope you are getting around a little better.

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,

But they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married,

so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,

‘Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are
in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.’

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
‘Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?’

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,

‘In
Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.’

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,

‘Okay then how will you live?

You’re not old enough to get a job.
You’ll need to support Jenny.’

Again, Bruce instantly replies,

‘Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks

a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month

And that should do us just fine.’

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

‘Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.

I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you

should have little ones of your own?’

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,

‘Well, we’ve been lucky so far.’

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

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lew

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#1 posted 12-10-2009 06:00 PM

Sounds like the logic used by most of my teenage male students.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#2 posted 12-10-2009 07:58 PM

Really funny, I’ve heard that one, but it’s still funny.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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#3 posted 12-10-2009 08:05 PM

that is so funny mate love it

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

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#4 posted 12-11-2009 01:54 AM

ROYFLMAO…..yhay is just cute and adoranle. The little shits…..........LOL

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