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degoose

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1725 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!’

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ‘Whoa there’, said the doctor, ‘Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there’s another one coming.’

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. ‘Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another one!’ Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby ‘No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one coming!’ cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . . . ..

‘You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?

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Scott Bryan

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#1 posted 1725 days ago

Thanks for the smiles this morning, Larry.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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blackcherry

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#2 posted 1725 days ago

SWEET!!!CRAZY FUNNY

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Kindlingmaker

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#3 posted 1725 days ago

Huummm… got me a lot of kin folk back in the hollers of Kentuk…
...and have always wondered about the attraction to light.

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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JJohnston

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#4 posted 1725 days ago

What’s the Australian couterpart to the hillbilly?

-- "Sorry I'm late. Somebody tampered with my brakes." "You should have been early, then."

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cabinetmaster

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#5 posted 1725 days ago

ROTFLMAO…......................... Larry you can come up with some duzzies. Thanks for the laughs.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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kiwi1969

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#6 posted 1725 days ago

JJohnston funnily enough it,s the people not far from where degoose lives! ( seriously, i,ve been there)

-- if the hand is not working it is not a pure hand

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JJohnston

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#7 posted 1725 days ago

What do they call them?

-- "Sorry I'm late. Somebody tampered with my brakes." "You should have been early, then."

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kiwi1969

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#8 posted 1725 days ago

New zealanders :-) better check that one with larry I might be wrong.

-- if the hand is not working it is not a pure hand

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Dusty56

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#9 posted 1725 days ago

Oldie but a goodie , Larry : )

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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Raspar

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#10 posted 1725 days ago

LOL needed a chuckle this morning.

-- Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work.

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Alexander

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#11 posted 1725 days ago

Thanks, Merry Christmas

-- John at Sugarloft Mountain........Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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woodnewbee

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#12 posted 1725 days ago

jusoott right what a h

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woodnewbee

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#13 posted 1725 days ago

not sure what happened there — just right, what a hoot

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SnowyRiver

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#14 posted 1725 days ago

Ha ha ha…thats great

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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