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Forum topic by Dan'um Style posted 12-05-2009 05:18 PM 1006 views 0 times favorited 11 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Dan'um Style

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12-05-2009 05:18 PM

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In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.

Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
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Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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#1 posted 12-05-2009 05:35 PM

Now that’s funny Dan. LOL

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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#2 posted 12-05-2009 05:37 PM

welcome to saturday morning .

thanks dan !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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#3 posted 12-05-2009 07:00 PM

Very good! Mystery solved!

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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#4 posted 12-05-2009 07:14 PM

Truth can be stranger than fiction!

-- Gary D. Stoughton, WI

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#5 posted 12-05-2009 07:19 PM

Ha ha ha…that reminds me of another joke.

A couple expecting their first baby went into a used furniture store looking for a crib. They picked out a nice one and told the salesman they would take it.

The salesman said I wouldnt buy that one if I were you. Its cursed and within an hour of putting your baby in it the baby will die. Then 10 minutes later the mother will die, followed shortly by the death of the dad.

Both parents said bull, they dont believe in such nonsense. They bought the crib and several weeks later the baby was born and they put the baby in the crib.

In about an hour the baby passed away. The two parents looked at each other in horror. Then the mother dropped dead. The husband got scared and ran for the front door…opened the door and tripped over a dead milkman.

:-)

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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#6 posted 12-05-2009 10:01 PM

Good one.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#7 posted 12-05-2009 11:23 PM

Good ones.

Here’s another:

A young couple joined a very large church and had to attend a “new members” meeting. At this meeting was an “older couple”, a “middle aged” couple, and this newly wed couple.

The pastor came in and after a while said that in order to join their church all the couples had to restrain from having any form of sex for two weeks. All the couples agreed.

Two weeks went by, and all three couples gathered again with the pastor. He asked each of them “How did you do?”

The “older couple” said “oh, no problem, we went two weeks no sweat.” The pastor said “welcome to our church.’

The “middle aged” couple said “oh, we had some rough spots, and we had to sleep apart two nights, but we made it!” The pastor said “welcome to our church.”

The newlyweds sheepishly said “We just couldn’t do it. She was bending over in her short skirt with no undies on to grab a can of peas, and I just couldn’t control myself, and we had wonderful sex right there on the spot.” The pastor said “I’m sorry then, you are not welcome in our church.”

The husband said “yeah, we aren’t welcome at the supermarket anymore either!!”

-- Chip -----------http://www.penmanchip.com-----------------Micah 6:8

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#8 posted 12-06-2009 03:18 AM

When I was a volunteer fireman, we had false alarms at a local mall every other Sunday night at 2 or 3 in the morning. No one could ever figure it out. The alarm company said every thing was in working order and could not find any reason for the alarms.

Finally, one f the guys on the engine got suspicious of the street sweeper washing the parking lot when they responded. The next time an alarm was due, they went early. The street sweeper was pulling up to a standpipe to fill his tank with water and triggering the fire alarm.

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#9 posted 12-06-2009 04:20 PM

In another life, I was an insurance investigator. Part of my job was inspecting buildings prior to the co. committing to coverage.
The co. assigned me to inspect a new small hospital building that had not yet been certified but was supposedly ready for patients. The cardiac ward was on the 3rd (top) floor and was the last floor I had to look at.
When I got up there I saw all the monitoring equipment on the outside of the rooms, in the hall. When I asked why, the construction super told me that the blue prints did not include outlets for the equipment in the rooms. They were all located in the hall, just outside the door. The equipment was so large that they couldn’t put them where they could be plugged in and still have room to walk in the hallways.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#10 posted 12-07-2009 04:37 PM

No wood working being done here either.

-- Making Sawdust Safely

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#11 posted 12-07-2009 04:46 PM

A guy walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking breakfast. He walks over to the stove and says, more salt on the eggs….less heat under the bacon…a little more salt on the eggs….turn the eggs now…don’t add pepper yet…more salt,more salt… The wife says, I’ve been cooking your breakfast for 30 years. What are you doing? He says, I just wanted you to know how I feel while I’m driving.

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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