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12-03-2009 12:57 AM

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How to achieve inner peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage
of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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#1 posted 12-03-2009 01:10 AM


-- Karen - a little bit of stupid goes a long way

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#2 posted 12-03-2009 01:20 AM

You may have found inner peace, but in the morning you’ll find another peice—a POS.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#3 posted 12-03-2009 01:33 AM

Funny enough that I reposted to Facebook.

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#4 posted 12-03-2009 03:00 AM

Man that was pretty good! LMAO!!

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#5 posted 12-03-2009 05:05 AM

Thanks, Dan. :)

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#6 posted 12-03-2009 05:21 AM

Too funny, I will steal this again and again.

-- Keith, Bolingbrook, Illinois. The way I figure it I only have the rest of my life to get good at this...

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#7 posted 12-03-2009 05:25 AM

hahahah, I may have to try that out sometime


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#8 posted 12-03-2009 05:27 AM

nice…I wish those were all on my project list…

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#9 posted 12-03-2009 05:30 AM


-- David, New Bedford, ma.

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#10 posted 12-03-2009 08:40 AM

You forgot the bottle of Pepto Bismal!

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#11 posted 12-03-2009 08:42 AM

:-)) :-))

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#12 posted 12-03-2009 08:57 AM


Thanks for the laugh!


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#13 posted 12-03-2009 01:49 PM

Ha Ha, thanks for the good start to my day.

-- Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement.

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