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12-03-2009 12:40 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I know, I know- no politics but….

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.


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#1 posted 12-03-2009 12:48 AM

Unless your last name is Woods.

-- Steve, Gainesville, Fl

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#2 posted 12-03-2009 12:50 AM

GIT’R DONE

ed

-- ED NOCK

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#3 posted 12-03-2009 12:54 AM

Looks like her swing is better than his. LMAO

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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#4 posted 12-03-2009 01:02 AM

Graduate….school of hard knocks

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#5 posted 12-03-2009 01:06 AM

Nothing political about that… He’s a golfer.

Since you guys brought it up, the Tiger Woods jokes going around the internet today…

One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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#6 posted 12-03-2009 01:12 AM

FOUR play? That’s what you get when you rest your balls on a tee when driving.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#7 posted 12-03-2009 03:02 AM

Better than being a “Bobbit”. ~ouch~

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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#8 posted 12-03-2009 03:30 AM

A bit of a slice, but I think she has potential !

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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#9 posted 12-03-2009 03:57 AM

New Best seller hits the shelves:

”My Shortest Drive”

ByTiger Woods

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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#10 posted 12-03-2009 04:08 AM

Looking at his wife, I’m thinking, “Cheat on THAT?” I mean, wow….

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#11 posted 12-03-2009 04:11 AM

Just shows you what you look like after playing 18 holes – and some were in the rough!

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#12 posted 12-03-2009 11:27 AM

LMAO!!!

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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#13 posted 12-03-2009 11:29 AM

thats wicked

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

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#14 posted 12-03-2009 03:02 PM

I’d say he deserves everything his wife does or has done to him!

-- Chuck Emery, Michigan,

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#15 posted 12-03-2009 03:32 PM

A great picture, But it hasn’t shown up on TMZ yet.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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