Weekly funnies... lol.

“I went to see the nurse this morning…....” ROTFLMAO

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A good morning chuckle.

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LMAO. Thanks for the morning (here) laugh, Larry.

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Funny stuff!

-- My broker promised me he would treat my money as if it were his own. Trouble is, he did.

How could anyone stoop so low?

HA HA HA HA HA!

Larry, yer killin’ me!

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what a way to start the morning…LMAO. Thanks Larry

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ha! thanks Larry

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Perfect way to start the day , Mate …thanks for the laughter , Larry : )

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Funny stuff Larry. Did you hear about the guy that went for a vasectomy. The nurse told him to get undressed and go in the next room. He did what he was told, when he entered the room the nurse was giving another guy a b-job, she finished and spit it in a cup. She finished up and handed the guy a cup and told him they needed a specimen of his sperm. The guy being curious asked her what procedure the other guy was having done. She said, ” Oh, the same as you.” The guy said, ” Well why don’t I get a B-job like him.” She replied, “cause he has Blue Cross and you have medicare.”

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a true story, When I was in my twenties, I lived in a small town with a small town Doctor. He had not only delivered my wife and my kids, he had delivered my wife years before. Anyway, I knew him pretty well. I had gone into the when I had severe back pain. after checking me over he came into my room andf told me i had a kidney stone restricking the tube to my bladder. he said they might have to remove it and proceeded to describe to me the procedure.
they stick a small tube up a certain part of your anatomy thru the bladder into the passageway to the blockage. then they insert a long probe up and it opens up a net and captures the stone. then thay have to pull everything out. By this time, I am groaning and pushing down on my . . . finally i ask him “isn’t that what the head nurse is for?”
he just burst out laughing and started to leave say on the way out “I got to go tell the nurses that one” laughing all the way.
FYI, that night the stone passed on it’s own, thank god!

russv

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