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Forum topic by ChuckV posted 09-17-2015 12:17 PM 842 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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ChuckV

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09-17-2015 12:17 PM

I laughed when I saw this in my email spam folder this morning:

Dear costumer,
Congratulations! Your application for the U.S. citizenship is ready to be approved. You have the opportunity to be authorized to live and work in the USA as a lawful permanent resident. The Green Card is going to be prepared for you in 1 month…

Apparently the ongoing costumer shortage in the US has become so severe that qualified applicants are being put on the fast track to citizenship.

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters


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BurlyBob

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#1 posted 09-17-2015 04:04 PM

What did they prefer, credit card, money order, personal check or cash?

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PurpLev

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#2 posted 09-18-2015 12:47 AM

and you get a free green card in 1 month as well… bonus!

well, congrats chuck – finally you’ll be able to have that dual US citizenship that you so wanted.

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#3 posted 09-20-2015 12:53 PM

Well, Chuck, we can’t have a costumer shortage with Halloween right around the corner!

-- You've got to be smarter than the tree.

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#4 posted 09-25-2015 06:53 AM

I got one of those too!

I had to laugh because I was naturalized in 1985 and if you are a citizen, you don’t need a green card!

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