|Forum topic by Dusty56||posted 11-05-2009 05:25 AM||1189 views||0 times favorited||8 replies|
11-05-2009 05:25 AM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo—oo-ooomuch cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own …....... so does she
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