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Roger Clark

208 posts in 327 days


28 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Hi guys,
I have been “down” for the last couple of weeks due to my scheduled medical tests which are followed by my primary care doctor and my urologist/surgeon. After I had the tests done I asked the nurse if she would call me and let me know the results as I needed to be put out of my misery. Well I got the call and if I heard her right, she told me all my levels were within parameters and that my PSA had remained at 0.2. This was great news and I am so relieved and now actually chomping at the bit to get to my appointments next week just so I can gloat. It looks like I am holding my own and have not got any worse in the last 6 months even though I have medication side effects. Wow, I was so happy I could have kissed a LJ !!!!
But wait, there is more. Flushed with my new high I hooked the trailer up and went to HD to get some lumber as I now knew for sure I can count on doing some woodwork for at least another 6 months (lol).
When I got to HD I was walking up the lumber isles with a large sheet of paper with all my jottings when I was approached by a HD guy – with a shirt and tie. He asked me if I would like to have $50 off by bill today?? – you gotta know I said yes. OK so what was the catch? All I had to do was apply for a business HD card and I would get $50 off my purchases at the checkout. Woo Hoo, I practically doubled my list and got out of there with 50 bucks off the bill. Life is GOOD, and Oct 25th is my birthday.
I am once again a motivated LJ.

-- Roger, Rep. of Texas

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jerryz

109 posts in 171 days


28 days ago

well, congratulations on the good news and positive outlook, really hope you can go back to 100% enjoyment of your wood related activities and have a very very happy birthday…..

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Dick, & Barb Cain

7034 posts in 1192 days


28 days ago

What a great way to celebrate a good medical report.

We wish you a wonderful, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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PineInTheAsh

194 posts in 160 days


28 days ago

Happiest birthday greetings, Roger!

Hook up the trailer and run over to HD again… and again!

You’ve got a lot of woodworking yet to do.

—Peter

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degoose

1975 posts in 247 days


28 days ago

Many Happy returns.. not just the birthday but returns to HD also..LOL

-- Drink once, cut twice. New website up.... lazylarrywoodworks.com.au

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Scott Bryan

20554 posts in 714 days


28 days ago

Happy Birthday, Roger. What better way to spend your birthday than working in the shop, unless, of course, it is buying yourself a new tool for your birthday.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

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kkickback

234 posts in 108 days


28 days ago

HAPPY B- DAY ROGER always nice to hear good news

-- christoper Blanchard, Michigan

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a1Jim

16598 posts in 469 days


28 days ago

Happy Brithday Roger and wish you a hundred more.

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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NBeener

369 posts in 66 days


28 days ago

Happy Birthday! Great news on the labs. Not so great news on the side effects of the medication (DAMHIK).

Send that Guy In A Tie down here, would ya!!

Now go build some stuff :-)

-- -- Neil

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scrappy

1580 posts in 323 days


28 days ago

Happy Birthday Roger. Congrats on the excelent b-day present from HD!

Glad you are back and doing well.

Scrappy

-- Scrap Wood's the best...the projects are smaller, and so is the mess!

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woodsmithshop

288 posts in 438 days


28 days ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROGER

-- Smitty!!!

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mics_54

435 posts in 363 days


28 days ago

Going into business Roger? Ever had a Home Depot card before? good luck with that.

-- Dan, Sterling Alaska, http://sullcon.homestead.com/ Before you criticise some one, walk a mile in their shoes...then you will be a mile away and you have their shoes!

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jack1

375 posts in 920 days


28 days ago

Score! ;0)

-- jack -- measure once, curse twice!

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Gary

572 posts in 325 days


28 days ago

Happy B-day. Now, pay that card off and dump it. The interest rate is extreme

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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firecaster

482 posts in 311 days


27 days ago

Happy B’day and congrats on the report.

-- Father of two sons. Both Eagle Scouts.

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huff

1608 posts in 177 days


27 days ago

Happy Birthday and We’re all glad to hear you got a good report card. Sounds like you received a couple nice birthday present already…..Now get to work. LOL

-- John @ Myrtle Beach

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mski

360 posts in 873 days


27 days ago

Like Gary says, use that card to spead glue and cancel. RIP OFF
Smile all the way to the bank

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

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Bothus

221 posts in 69 days


27 days ago

Happy Birthday Roger.

Bothus

-- Professional kitchen designer, amature woodworker.

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Rick Dennington

318 posts in 87 days


27 days ago

Well- I’ve heard all the b.d. greetings, but my big question is: How old are you? You never mentioned that!! lol.
Glad you’re up to snuff, got good reports, and rip, raring, and ready.
We don’t have guys wearing coats and ties here in Arkansas. All these wear overalls and have tatoos, and no shoes!! You ever heard of an Arkansas hill-runner? That’s us. Have a good day.

-- Remember--- one good turn-- gets most of the blanket!!!!

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Splinterman

4827 posts in 254 days


27 days ago

Hey Roger,
All the best in everything.

-- I will just keep doing it till I get it right.

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