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degoose

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42 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Just in case you weren’t feeling old enough today…..

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable..

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ’, or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.

McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

-- Drink once, cut twice. New website up.... lazylarrywoodworks.com.au

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Gary

587 posts in 328 days


42 days ago

oh…how cruel

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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woodworm

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42 days ago

time’s flying,really. .....I feel all those things were just yesterday.

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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a1Jim

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42 days ago

I have shoes I bought before 1990

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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CharlieM1958

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42 days ago

I work at a university, and the freshmen keep getting younger every year!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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degoose

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42 days ago

Charlie I work at a Hospital and it is even scarier.. the doctors are getting younger.. when I first started at the Hopsital I met the consultant surgeon’s sons..10 and 11 years old… they are now both doctors.. one is training to be a cardiologist and the other a surgeon..
Larry

-- Drink once, cut twice. New website up.... lazylarrywoodworks.com.au

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socalwood

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42 days ago

Entitlement was something you had to earn -

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woodsmithshop

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42 days ago

there are 2 things that show that you are getting old, one is your memory starts to go,........ and…..... I can’t remember what the other one is.

-- Smitty!!!

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jim1953

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42 days ago

WOW

-- Jim, Kentucky

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janice

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42 days ago

Okay Jim, I think you need new shoes! But I do have to say, I work in a school, in the attendance office. Kids come in everyday to sign in late or leave early and they stare at the clock and some have to ask, what time is it? They can not read a clock unless it’s digetal. What’s up with that? I watch them, they look at the clock and just stare, trying to figure it out and then sometimes still have to ask, what time is it? Just another sign of how old we are, I guess. Or what???

-- Janice

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studie

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42 days ago

Was i talking , I cant remember as i have halfhimeres

-- $tudie

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patron

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42 days ago

hey studie ,
i got the other half .

we should get together !

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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stefang

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42 days ago

Gee Larry, I sure feel sorry for all those immature inexperienced young folks. I guess their world will be a lot different than ours has been. Of course most of you on this site don’t remember WWII. I owned a 1940 Ford coupe (with an Oldsmobile V8 engine) when I was 16yrs. old. That car was the same age as me.My best friend had a Ford Model A coup for daily transportation and it wasn’t even restored! I remember when dishwashers first came in. My mother said she didn’t know what the big deal was, but after a week she said she couldn’t live without it. I remember flying with United Airlines when they only had propeller planes. When I was a kid on my grandparents farm in 1944-1945 living there with the women while all the men where at war, we didn’t have electricity or running water. We had two plow horses and a hay wagon. The cows were milked by hand. We went to town 6 miles away on a dirt road in a Ford Model A sedan every Saturday night. This was in Onamia Minnesota. Slot machines were legal there, but Indians were not allowed to play them! I don’t mind being old because being retired has given me the opportunity to enjoy my woodworking hobby and I feel privileged to have lived in simpler, but much more optimistic times.

-- Mike, American in Norway

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patron

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42 days ago

mike ,

amos and andy

send their regards !

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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stefang

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42 days ago

Great David. How about Dr. Kildare, Buelah, The whistler, The Shadow, The Lone Ranger. The Cisco Kid, G-Men, Spade Cooley, Sky King, The Creaking Door, Grand Ole Oprey, Henry Aldrich, Red Ryder and a host of others? I heard all of these on the latest entertainment equipment. It was called the radio, and it’s stilling going strong. We don’t get rid of things (except video tapes and cassettes thank goodness) we just keep adding on. Oh! and I forgot, The Lux Radio Theatre which we listened to once a week on the battery powered radio on the farm. I heard “The Yearling” on that one, I think before the movie was made. Great fun.

-- Mike, American in Norway

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Straightpiped

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42 days ago

Wow…you guys are all old. :)

-- T. Nelson

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Rustic

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41 days ago

watch it straightpiped I esemble that remark.LOL It is scary getting old. Just today I asked SWMBO what happened to the days when neibhors watched out for each other? Now days they would just soon as shoot ya then look at ya. It is truely a sad state of affairs.

-- There is no such thing as a mistake. Its called a design modification Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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CharlieM1958

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41 days ago

Hey Rustic, I thought your name referred to the type of stuff you liked to build. I didn’t know it was a personal description. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Kent Shepherd

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41 days ago

Larry, I was feeling pretty good this morning until I read this. I think I will take my Geritol and go take a nap now. Wake me up when Bonanza comes on.

-- Kent Shepherd * The goal is-----More Tools!

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Woodwrecker

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41 days ago

I’m a policeman and my clip board is older (way older) then my newest rookie…..

-- Eric

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dustygirl

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41 days ago

Wow Larry I guess that really means I am old too. Sigh.

-- Dustygirl..Hastings,Ontario.. How much wood can 1 gal chuck if 1 gal can't cut wood?

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woodsmithshop

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41 days ago

Stefang, that should have been “Red Ryder and Little Beaver” lol

-- Smitty!!!

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Occie gilliam

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41 days ago

My father died at 63, im 70 now so i have been on borrowed time for 7 years
So every day now is a gift. more time to make sawdust.
occie

-- Occie down in Costa Rica. come down and see us some time. I'll keep the light on for you Occiegilliam@yahoo.com

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stefang

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41 days ago

Yes Smitty, so true. I have to say Occie, that I never knew they had Gun Smoke on the radio.

-- Mike, American in Norway

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Occie gilliam

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41 days ago

Gun smoke on the radio, minny perl, on the grand old oper, dragnet,
Mat Dillon was played by ( i forgot his name) a guy that was five foot two and a little fat, but he had a deep voice.
i like being past all the strong demands that being young put on me. Sex, get ahead, be sombody, now im just an old fart with nothing to prove, i have learned to whittle, spend all day working on a stick with my knife and then just throw it away, being old isen’t that bad, dont you know,
Occie

-- Occie down in Costa Rica. come down and see us some time. I'll keep the light on for you Occiegilliam@yahoo.com

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patron

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41 days ago

sex ?
whats that ?

is that on the radio too ?

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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nmkidd

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41 days ago

Wow…..I must be older than I thought…...I remember all the above and then some! Who could forget Ed Sullivan, Ted Mack, I Love Lucy, Ozzie and Harriet to name a few more. The youngsters today have not a clue.
My daughter, came to me in my office one day a few years back in a panic…....she said there was something wrong with the TV. Going to see what the problem was, I found that she was watching and old Tarzan movie….in Black and White. She thought the color had crapped out.

-- Doug, New Mexico.......the only stupid question is one that is never asked!........don't fix it, if it ain't broke!

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Kindlingmaker

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41 days ago

Old? The engineers who come to show me how to do things are 10 years younger than my thermos bottle. I have a dail telphone sitting in the garage and someone asked how you make it work, there were no buttons to push.

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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