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Forum topic by Mark posted 10-06-2009 03:11 AM 13246 views 1 time favorited 85 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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10-06-2009 03:11 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I decided to start up a new “you know you’re a lumberjock when” due to the fact that the original one is so packed up n loaded that you can’t read them all so lets start fresh and put in some new ones!


-- M.K.

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#1 posted 10-06-2009 03:18 AM

Your wife says “Your obcessed with that site. Get some work done.”

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#2 posted 10-06-2009 03:20 AM

your best excuse for being here all the time is ,

” i’m waiting for some glue to dry “

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#3 posted 10-06-2009 03:22 AM

Your trying to comment more than you wife has in 43 years

-- Custom furniture

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#4 posted 10-06-2009 03:25 AM

the only emails you ever get are notifications from lumberjocks that someone commented your forum

-- M.K.

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#5 posted 10-06-2009 03:38 AM look at this photo and your first thought is “What kind of wood is that?”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#6 posted 10-06-2009 03:42 AM

....when you go to buy wood ,and your nonwoodworking buddy says” why buy what you could wake up with”

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-

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#7 posted 10-06-2009 03:55 AM

when you check the LJ site before going to the shop and you forget everything except woodworking…..

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#8 posted 10-06-2009 04:07 AM

when you can’t go all day with out checking the “PULSE”.

-- Dave, I wood if I could but I can't so I woodknot

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#9 posted 10-06-2009 04:19 AM

CharlieM1958, what wood? lol

-- Smitty!!!

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#10 posted 11-19-2009 12:58 AM

charlie – that wasn’t my first thought. Pretty girl!!

-- Harold

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#11 posted 11-19-2009 12:58 AM

Whe my boss says “are you going to get ANY work done today?”

-- Harold

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#12 posted 11-19-2009 01:09 AM

When you are in the shop and you hear your blackberry going off and you have to check it because it is probably a email from LumberJocks

-- A hammer dangling from a wall will bang and sound like work when the wind blows the right way.

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#13 posted 11-19-2009 02:22 AM

... you have pictures of everything going on in your workshop.

-- stay thirsty my friends...

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#14 posted 11-19-2009 02:28 AM

You know you’re a LJ when you know how many posts a1Jim posted today!

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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#15 posted 11-19-2009 02:47 AM

lol…good one papadan…

you know you’re a lumber jock when you have to purposly ask someone to take a pic of you “doing work” in your shop so you can post it on this site. And once they take the pic you’re back to sittin on your ass drinkin a beer. lol

-- M.K.

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