(new) You Know You're a Lumberjock when...

Your wife says “Your obcessed with that site. Get some work done.”

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

your best excuse for being here all the time is ,

” i’m waiting for some glue to dry “

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

Your trying to comment more than you wife has in 43 years

-- W James Brokenbourgh Custom furniture maker http://artisticwoodstudio.com/

the only emails you ever get are notifications from lumberjocks that someone commented your forum

-- My purpose in life: Making sawdust

....you look at this photo and your first thought is “What kind of wood is that?”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

....when you go to buy wood ,and your nonwoodworking buddy says” why buy what you could wake up with”

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-www.coloradocustomworks.com

when you check the LJ site before going to the shop and you forget everything except woodworking…..

when you can’t go all day with out checking the “PULSE”.

-- Dave, I wood if I could but I can't so I woodknot

CharlieM1958, what wood? lol

-- Smitty!!!

charlie – that wasn’t my first thought. Pretty girl!!

-- Harold

Whe my boss says “are you going to get ANY work done today?”

-- Harold

When you are in the shop and you hear your blackberry going off and you have to check it because it is probably a email from LumberJocks

-- A hammer dangling from a wall will bang and sound like work when the wind blows the right way.

... you have pictures of everything going on in your workshop.

-- It must be jelly baby, cause jam don't shake like that...

You know you’re a LJ when you know how many posts a1Jim posted today!

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

lol…good one papadan…

you know you’re a lumber jock when you have to purposly ask someone to take a pic of you “doing work” in your shop so you can post it on this site. And once they take the pic you’re back to sittin on your ass drinkin a beer. lol

-- My purpose in life: Making sawdust