(new) You Know You're a Lumberjock when...

Your wife says “Your obcessed with that site. Get some work done.”

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

your best excuse for being here all the time is ,

” i’m waiting for some glue to dry “

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

Your trying to comment more than you wife has in 43 years

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

the only emails you ever get are notifications from lumberjocks that someone commented your forum

-- Good, better, best; Never let it rest until your good is better and your better best! Mark, Windsor, Ontario

....you look at this photo and your first thought is “What kind of wood is that?”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

....when you go to buy wood ,and your nonwoodworking buddy says” why buy what you could wake up with”

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-

when you check the LJ site before going to the shop and you forget everything except woodworking…..

-- <<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

when you can’t go all day with out checking the “PULSE”.

-- Dave, I wood if I could but I can't so I woodknot

CharlieM1958, what wood? lol

-- Smitty!!!

charlie – that wasn’t my first thought. Pretty girl!!

-- Harold

Whe my boss says “are you going to get ANY work done today?”

-- Harold

When you are in the shop and you hear your blackberry going off and you have to check it because it is probably a email from LumberJocks

-- A hammer dangling from a wall will bang and sound like work when the wind blows the right way.

... you have pictures of everything going on in your workshop.

-- I'm a lumberjock and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!

You know you’re a LJ when you know how many posts a1Jim posted today!

-- Dan-- Info for all @ http://www.hoistman.com

lol…good one papadan…

you know you’re a lumber jock when you have to purposly ask someone to take a pic of you “doing work” in your shop so you can post it on this site. And once they take the pic you’re back to sittin on your ass drinkin a beer. lol

-- Good, better, best; Never let it rest until your good is better and your better best! Mark, Windsor, Ontario

You know you’re a LJ when you cut yourself and there’s blood on the floor, so you draw a chalk man around it, so it will look like a murder scene so your wife will laugh at that, and not cuss you out for cutting yourself again.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

....you make your own bloodwood.

-- Measure twice, then try to figure out which one was right.

You’re reading these posts INSTEAD of WORKING in the workshop…

-- -Curt, Milwaukee, WI

.....You have an autographed picture of Norm Abram hanging over your shop table (I do!)

-- Steve ....Got wood in my blood, mostly from splinters and inhaling sawdust

You can’t seem to be able to cut a piece of wood (Padauk) because there is this long arched swirl in the grain, would be a shame to chop the piece.

It is 6’ L x 5” W x 1” Thick, and I am trying to figure out what to do with it.

-- Measure once cut twice....oh wait....ooops.

When you feel compelled to start a brand new thread on this topic…

When your crazy enough to add to this blog the second time around. (lol)

-- Dustygirl..Hastings,Ontario.. How much wood can 1 gal chuck if 1 gal can't cut wood?

A couple of your fingers are missing.

-- Mert,Oshkosh WI,

you know your an LJ when you cut yourself and it’s bleeding all over the wood, so you bind the cut with electrical tape to keep the wood clean.

BTW, that really works. Stops it cold.

-- The smell of wood, coffee in the cup, the wife let's me do my thing, the lake is peaceful. http://web.me.com/deceiver6/Deceiver/Craftsman_on_the_lake/Craftsman_on_the_lake.html

1. When you have made over 50 cutting boards.
2. When Karson knows you by name.

-- Roger, Rep. of Texas