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TopamaxSurvivor

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09-27-2009 09:37 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor joke

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son
John,

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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stefang

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#1 posted 09-27-2009 10:55 AM

I think I would be proud to have such a clever kid. LOL

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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Scott Bryan

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#2 posted 09-27-2009 02:50 PM

Thanks for the post, this started my day off right.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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CharlieM1958

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#3 posted 09-27-2009 03:24 PM

LOL! I’ve seen it before but I couldn’t remember the punch line.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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GMman

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#4 posted 09-27-2009 03:42 PM

Funny and good

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okwoodshop

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#5 posted 09-27-2009 03:57 PM

my son will love this , it sounds just like him. thanks for making my day.

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RetiredCoastie

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#6 posted 09-27-2009 05:52 PM

That’s too funny. Thanks!

-- www.thepatriotwoodworker.com Proud Supporter of Homes For Our Troops

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Bob Kollman

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#7 posted 09-27-2009 06:11 PM

It is amazing the number of bad thoughts I had reading the first paregraph.

Bob

-- Bob Kenosha Wi.

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mtnwild

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#8 posted 09-27-2009 06:28 PM

Thanks for the laughs…......................

-- mtnwild (Jack), It's not what you see, it's how you see it.

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Milo

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#9 posted 09-27-2009 06:54 PM

I gotta send this to my friend Jeff…. or maybe he’s the originator…

-- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear...

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BTKS

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#10 posted 09-29-2009 04:23 AM

STILL Laughing over that one. Thanks.

-- "Man's ingenuity has outrun his intelligence" (Joseph Wood Krutch)

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Bothus

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#11 posted 10-01-2009 02:55 PM

Ha. The strange thing is that I was just sitting here thinking about my son.

I was thinking about what he has and hasn’t accomplished in this 28 years compared to me at 28 or his friends his age. I had mixed emotions.

I had heard this joke before and I remembered the punchline as I started reading it but I went ahead and read it anyway.

It helped put things into perspective for me.

I’m glad I stopped in here this morning.

Thanks for posting this.

;;
J

-- Jerry Boshear, Professional Kitchen Designer, amature woodworker.

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Karson

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#12 posted 10-01-2009 03:45 PM

A great post. Thanks.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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#13 posted 10-01-2009 04:07 PM

Out of the ball park funny…thanks for posting Blkcherry

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#14 posted 10-01-2009 08:10 PM

Awesome

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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#15 posted 10-01-2009 08:21 PM

Love it!

-- Karen - a little bit of stupid goes a long way

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