Things You Never Thought You Would Build

NICE. definitely not something I would randomly put on my to-do list

did you use milk-paint for this? :)

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

HA HA HA HA HA HA I’m sorry but this got a hugh and tearful laugh from me! I really didn’t know that such a thing was needed. From the photo you did well with your project.

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

Maybe if you talked nicer to them they wouldn’t have to be clamped in.

Looks good. Does your wife need you to build a milking stool.?

-- Father of two sons. Both Eagle Scouts.

The little “V” where they put their heads is called a ‘Stanchion

Now you know what you built. I always milked goats standing up and cows setting down. Just be thankful you aren’t trying to build kickers for a 1500# Holstien cow ;-)) BTW, they will not be talked into standing still :-))

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

I’ve milked my share of Holstiens and Guernseys but, what’s a kicker?
Agreed, they can’t be reasoned with and WILL NOT stop switching their tails.

I was a happy camper when Dad decided raising Polled Herfords and Angus was a more efficient use of our time.

-- Gene

Here in Norway they usually milk the goats facing to the rear of the goat and bending over it. It looks like backbreaking work. to me the stand in the photo makes perfect sense. You get the milk and you can still walk upright afterwards. It does look like you have to lift the goats onto the platform though. Best with small goats?

-- Mike, American in Norway

I always enjoy well designed functional projects and this is definitely one of them.
Would it help to put something “non skid” material on the floor section? Either paint it with some of that nonskid boat floor paint (it has bits of rubber in it) or even some old carpet or rubber floor material.

-- Les B, Oregon

Thanks for looking. We are just getting started with the milking, so we are sure to be making some modifications as we go.

firecaster - So far, an overturned plastic bucket is the milking stool.

TopamaxSurvivor & Gene - I too wonder what is meant by a kicker.

stefang - I imagine that I will be building a step or ramp soon. The goats are small, but not that small.

Les - You are right about needing something non-skid. It is also important that you can wash it down to keep it clean. That is why I put lots of polyurethane on it. So, it is kind of slick. There are official mats sold for this purpose, but I think we will try something less expensive like an anti-fatigue mat.

-- Chuck - Central Massachusetts

Kickers are hobbles, they clamp on a cows ankles and keep them from kicking you or the bucket over while milking them.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

ChuckVMaybe indoor/outdoor carpet sold at the big box stores for not much…

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

Mike, goats are good jumpers. They’ll go over a 5’ fence. Getting on the stand is quit easy. I had a feeder that was made with an upright 2×6 at each corner about 4’ tall. The goats used to like to stand on the tops of the 2×6’s a look around. I never did see one of them jump up there, but hey were always on top.

You don’t need to worry about the goats slipping around the way we do :-)) The cleaning part is a good idea though. I’m sure the standards are a lot higher for drinking milk. I used mine to raise dairy calves. Most of the time I did a direct feeding program :-))

I’ve used a couple kinds of kickers to keep cows from kicking. One was a hobble that clamped on the hocks to keep the cow from moving her legs, the other clamped on to the flanks to keep her from moving her legs. I’ve been kicked so hard so many times, I don’t know why I don’t have numerous broken bones. There are 2 kinds of guys you never want be in a fight with, loggers and dairymen, you can’t hurt them!! You will loose :-))

Gene, My dad didn’t make teh swich to Shorthorms and Red Angus until after the main milker (me) left home :-((

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.