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Blog entry by smokey1945 posted 237 days ago 667 reads 0 times favorited 8 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Political Correctness:
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

-- TheShadeTreeWW If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees





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SawDustNeophyte

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#1 posted 237 days ago

Hahahahahahaha!

-- So many tools, so little money. *heavy sigh*

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whitebeast88

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#2 posted 237 days ago

amen!!!

-- It don't have to be straight,it's just a suggestion!!!

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waho6o9

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#3 posted 237 days ago

You tell it like it is Smokey, thanks.

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bladedust

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#4 posted 237 days ago

Could not agree more! Well said.

-- ok, is it cut once measure twice, cut twice measure once???? I know....I'll just keep cutting until it's long enough.

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Oldtool

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#5 posted 236 days ago

Best definition of this “crappy” doctrine I’ve ever hear.

-- "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The point is to bring them the real facts." - Abraham Lincoln

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rodman40

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#6 posted 236 days ago

Well put Smokey, hope the media picks up on this , but only to prove to you that their is a way . Ha !!!!!!

-- Rodman

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Sandra

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#7 posted 236 days ago

Love this! Will have to add your ‘turd’ comment to my repertoire.
My usual ‘turd’ line is “you can’t polish a turd”.

-- No, I don't want to buy the pink hammer.

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gfadvm

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#8 posted 236 days ago

Good one Smokey! I’ll remember that one.

-- " I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter" gfadvm

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