We are very sorry to hear that our first generation custom made six-in-one screwdriver did not live up to your screw driving expectations of being able to drive nearly as many screws as the Titanic made Trans-Atlantic voyages.
We take our product design and customer service very seriously, and have sacked everyone involved with the first product line. At considerable time and expense we have completely retooled our product line and would like to offer you a replacement from our second generation line of cherry six-in-one screwdrivers.
As you were unable to fully enjoy your custom made, one of a kind, mahogany six-in-one screwdriver for Christmas, we will make sure that you will get the pleasure you would expect out of your new, cherry six-in-one screwdriver, for Easter.
Further, we will hand deliver your replacement to you via courier from New Hampshire to Texas before the weekend.
We will even go so far as to guarantee that you’ll get 1000 times the performance, use and satisfaction! You’ve got my name on it!