Steve, I made good on my promise and used a bunch of cedar boards I had in the shop to copy your great idea today. (I had a bunch of conference calls for work this afternoon and kept running out to my garage shop between calls; a great way to spend downtime.) Got it finished except for the lettering which I'll do at some other point. For now I printed out a sign that read "Facebook Cafe" and under that "Where the only thing that gets wasted is your time." It got a few laughs around the house.
I'm also of the same mindset of feeding squirrels. I live in the hills of northwest CT and at any given time our feeders are surrounded by squirrels, chipmunks, a ton of varieties of birds (two Cardinals this evening) and even the occasional black bear (visited here the other night) who will destroy the pole feeders if I don't bring them in for the night. We're also blessed with some bald eagles on the lake opposite my house.
Anyway, thanks for the plans and video. I hope you have a great weekend…happy woodworking!