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|10-20-2013 02:12 AM||
sorry but - 3 replies
but i couldn’t help myself A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing ashow in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he startsgoing through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair andstarts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! Whatm...
|08-16-2013 06:43 PM||
What did you do this Summer - 24 replies
For the few buddies I have on this forum. This is what I did this summer. I reflected on past and recent projects. I went fly fishing in the remote mountains of BC with my daughter and we went salmon fishing off the coast of Vancouver island. I did some landscaping, found some old junk and made a birdhouse, cut an old stump off and ...
|03-29-2013 03:48 AM||
Spread the Love, Happy Pics Only - 25 replies
|03-17-2013 03:12 AM||
Master Joiner - 36 replies
Ever met one ? Beware of the Bullshit Managing a table saw is inherently difficult and costly and suddenly an idiot shows up where everyone who has half a brain thinks that because their name is Brick Wall or Mike Hunt should be ridiculed and haven’t the foggiest idea that just because a persons name is other then what their smal...
|08-27-2012 01:25 AM||
Newfoundland Canada - 5 replies
Ottawa announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: Newfoundland Special Forces (NLSF) These Newfoundland boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan, and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit… 3. They taste jus...
|08-18-2012 03:05 AM||
A Eulogy - 41 replies
I have quite enjoyed LJ’s for the most part So I write my eulogy as I am done. The day is fast approaching where I have said my last word, my last comment, my last tirade about useless nonsense. And ya, blah blah, I have done this before but my request to Martin will not be withdrawn, my membership will be terminated. …………Its a done deal p...
|08-06-2012 07:05 PM||
Gibson Guitars Settles - 57 replies
It’s about time. Guessing this should be a lesson to everyone. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19153588
|04-12-2012 01:38 AM||
Romney - 3 replies
|02-23-2012 04:02 AM||
The Fat Guy that Sweats - 8 replies
He made me laugh today. He’s a sort of chubby fella, of Iranian decent who practices the same trade I do, for a living, has enough of an accent in his lingo to be a dead give away……..immigrant. he made me laugh because his face said he was worried. He made me laugh today, a short thin man with a bad cough, another dead give away, chinese acce...
|02-03-2012 10:53 PM||
Ideas - 23 replies
I take no credit for the work, nor the photography………..but I love some of the ideas, easy to make, simple and the materials, …….almost free. Gotta love imagination old skid re-cycled into a head board, minimal tools needed, great idea more skid material, left rough……….love it, easy project, zero (or little money needed) L...
|01-15-2012 09:50 PM||
Tree Houses - 2 replies
I hope that most folks remember being a kid and building a tree house ao perusing the web I cam across a few that were built by old children that are simply dreamy. FYI, they are not my work, nor my pictures, nor do I take one bit of credit for any of them I like the last one the best
|01-11-2012 05:39 AM||
Festool drill - 4 replies
Not my review but sort of impressivehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=-bZ4yrpTcjw enjoy
|11-25-2011 09:18 PM||
Hand forged nails - 1 reply
Albeit this isnt exactly a “woodworking” project it some what related as I, and friends, removed the hand forged nails from countless building where the timber was re-claimed, saved the nails and now maybe some sincere advice as to……..What to do Colour, leave them the natural bronze rusty look?……..paint them wrought iron black ?……powder coat ...
|11-22-2011 07:25 AM||
Curious minds need to know - 14 replies
why is at some job sites, tools you plug into an electrical wall outlet the tools don’t work. The master of frustration is a shitty electrician. is it because the electrician doesn’t know his shit ? and cheated on the gauge of the wire ? or do I blame my tools ?
|10-27-2011 03:23 AM||
Job Site Stress levels - 29 replies
Pardon my grammar, Typing isnt my forte, neither is spelling I cant speak for others but job site stress can freak me out. Its our job to be the last guy in. Its our job to make what others &^%$ed, look good again and that is often challenging because the dude that made a mess is standing there beside you and they are the distant cousin o...
|10-11-2011 04:25 PM||
Question - 14 replies
Does any one know how to delete, cease and desist being a member of lumberjocks after reading some of my posts it has become blatantly clear that I provide little inspiration. Kind Regards
|10-11-2011 04:07 AM||
stairs - 6 replies
a mild mannered question How do you build stairs ? I have never seen so much money spent, to re-invent the wheel and the dick-head shows up to tell me my math is wrong? it has been a long time, near pubescence, since my math, has been wrong advice to those who dont know shut your mouth, speak less, listen more, watch
|08-19-2011 05:30 AM||
Recent Stuff I made - 1 reply
Did the following projects with Festool’s. First is a reno after the rip , the redo a roof top bar, wood, granite and some other kinda stone and then this coffered ceiling and my nail sculpture
|07-31-2011 11:08 PM||
Canadian Tire - 3 replies
I should have known better, really I should have as this isnt the first time CT has done this. I bought an automated welding mask there. The kind that instantly darken the second you hot the “weld” trigger. I didn’t buy the cheapest one, I bought the best one they had, to the tune of almost 200 bucks. Made by Lincoln (good name I thi...
|07-27-2011 02:46 AM||
Welding nails together - 52 replies
I know this isnt really a woodworking question but its sorta related. I want to weld nails together. Over the last 30 years I have bought, acquired, been given old building to which I have salvaged the wood (reclaimed) and I have saved the old wrought iron, hand forged/hammered rectangular nails and I now have thousands of them. I want to ...