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265 days ago

sorry but - 3 replies

but i couldn’t help myself A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing ashow in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he startsgoing through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair andstarts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! Whatm...

329 days ago

What did you do this Summer - 24 replies

For the few buddies I have on this forum. This is what I did this summer. I reflected on past and recent projects. I went fly fishing in the remote mountains of BC with my daughter and we went salmon fishing off the coast of Vancouver island. I did some landscaping, found some old junk and made a birdhouse, cut an old stump off and ...

470 days ago

Spread the Love, Happy Pics Only - 25 replies

482 days ago

Master Joiner - 36 replies

Ever met one ? Beware of the Bullshit Managing a table saw is inherently difficult and costly and suddenly an idiot shows up where everyone who has half a brain thinks that because their name is Brick Wall or Mike Hunt should be ridiculed and haven’t the foggiest idea that just because a persons name is other then what their smal...

684 days ago

Newfoundland Canada - 5 replies

Ottawa announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: Newfoundland Special Forces (NLSF) These Newfoundland boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan, and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit… 3. They taste jus...

693 days ago

A Eulogy - 41 replies

I have quite enjoyed LJ’s for the most part So I write my eulogy as I am done. The day is fast approaching where I have said my last word, my last comment, my last tirade about useless nonsense. And ya, blah blah, I have done this before but my request to Martin will not be withdrawn, my membership will be terminated. …………Its a done deal p...

704 days ago

Gibson Guitars Settles - 57 replies

It’s about time. Guessing this should be a lesson to everyone. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19153588

821 days ago

Romney - 3 replies

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playerembedded&v=CpK21Xs-eyE#

870 days ago

The Fat Guy that Sweats - 8 replies

He made me laugh today. He’s a sort of chubby fella, of Iranian decent who practices the same trade I do, for a living, has enough of an accent in his lingo to be a dead give away……..immigrant. he made me laugh because his face said he was worried. He made me laugh today, a short thin man with a bad cough, another dead give away, chinese acce...

889 days ago

Ideas - 23 replies

I take no credit for the work, nor the photography………..but I love some of the ideas, easy to make, simple and the materials, …….almost free. Gotta love imagination old skid re-cycled into a head board, minimal tools needed, great idea more skid material, left rough……….love it, easy project, zero (or little money needed) L...

908 days ago

Tree Houses - 2 replies

I hope that most folks remember being a kid and building a tree house ao perusing the web I cam across a few that were built by old children that are simply dreamy. FYI, they are not my work, nor my pictures, nor do I take one bit of credit for any of them I like the last one the best

912 days ago

Festool drill - 4 replies

Not my review but sort of impressivehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=-bZ4yrpTcjw enjoy

959 days ago

Hand forged nails - 1 reply

Albeit this isnt exactly a “woodworking” project it some what related as I, and friends, removed the hand forged nails from countless building where the timber was re-claimed, saved the nails and now maybe some sincere advice as to……..What to do Colour, leave them the natural bronze rusty look?……..paint them wrought iron black ?……powder coat ...

962 days ago

Curious minds need to know - 14 replies

why is at some job sites, tools you plug into an electrical wall outlet the tools don’t work. The master of frustration is a shitty electrician. is it because the electrician doesn’t know his shit ? and cheated on the gauge of the wire ? or do I blame my tools ?

989 days ago

Job Site Stress levels - 29 replies

Pardon my grammar, Typing isnt my forte, neither is spelling I cant speak for others but job site stress can freak me out. Its our job to be the last guy in. Its our job to make what others &^%$ed, look good again and that is often challenging because the dude that made a mess is standing there beside you and they are the distant cousin o...

1004 days ago

Question - 14 replies

Does any one know how to delete, cease and desist being a member of lumberjocks after reading some of my posts it has become blatantly clear that I provide little inspiration. Kind Regards

1005 days ago

stairs - 6 replies

a mild mannered question How do you build stairs ? I have never seen so much money spent, to re-invent the wheel and the dick-head shows up to tell me my math is wrong? it has been a long time, near pubescence, since my math, has been wrong advice to those who dont know shut your mouth, speak less, listen more, watch

1057 days ago

Recent Stuff I made - 1 reply

Did the following projects with Festool’s. First is a reno after the rip , the redo a roof top bar, wood, granite and some other kinda stone and then this coffered ceiling and my nail sculpture

1076 days ago

Canadian Tire - 3 replies

I should have known better, really I should have as this isnt the first time CT has done this. I bought an automated welding mask there. The kind that instantly darken the second you hot the “weld” trigger. I didn’t buy the cheapest one, I bought the best one they had, to the tune of almost 200 bucks. Made by Lincoln (good name I thi...

1081 days ago

Welding nails together - 52 replies

I know this isnt really a woodworking question but its sorta related. I want to weld nails together. Over the last 30 years I have bought, acquired, been given old building to which I have salvaged the wood (reclaimed) and I have saved the old wrought iron, hand forged/hammered rectangular nails and I now have thousands of them. I want to ...

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