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Blog entry by robscastle posted 12-19-2017 11:19 PM 1783 reads 0 times favorited 7 comments Add to Favorites Watch
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1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ?
Yes or No

3. Teaching Math In 1980s

4. Teaching Math In 1990s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 2000s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this
way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after
answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger
cut down their homes?
e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness, etc.)

No wrong answers; feel free to express your feelings

Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam,
counselors are available
to assist you in adjusting back into the real world.

6. Teaching Math In 2020
هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم؟

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-- Regards Robert



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lightweightladylefty

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#1 posted 12-20-2017 05:22 AM

Robert,

That would be really, really funny . . . if it weren’t actually true!

L/W

-- Jesus is the ONLY reason for ANY season.

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robscastle

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#2 posted 12-20-2017 06:36 AM

Hi L/W yeah sad but true, I can only fully agree with you on that one.

-- Regards Robert

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pottz

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#3 posted 12-20-2017 02:23 PM

ditto,thats the world we now live in and getting worse!

-- sawdust the bigger the pile the bigger my smile-larry,so cal.

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stefang

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#4 posted 12-21-2017 09:02 PM

I don’t dare comment on this or laugh about it for fear of being attacked and having my house burned down. They can find you on google earth you know!

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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robscastle

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#5 posted 12-21-2017 10:08 PM

Thanks Mike.
Good to see the sense of humour is still there! ... it shows the health issues are being managed OK.

Hey I almost found Tony Woodshavers house in Florida, after the cyclone Erma went through he posted a picture … and from using the comms tower and scanning around key points I got within the next street! amazing what technology and idle hands can do these days eh.

-- Regards Robert

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pottz

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#6 posted 12-21-2017 10:31 PM



Thanks Mike.
Good to see the sense of humour is still there! ... it shows the health issues are being managed OK.

Hey I almost found Tony Woodshavers house in Florida, after the cyclone Erma went through he posted a picture … and from using the comms tower and scanning around key points I got within the next street! amazing what technology and idle hands can do these days eh.

- robscastle

remind me not to piss you off-ha!

-- sawdust the bigger the pile the bigger my smile-larry,so cal.

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robscastle

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#7 posted 12-22-2017 03:01 AM

Pottzy all done as a general interest exercise only, standby Santa is on his way!

-- Regards Robert

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