Household product that removes CA Glue residue…and the Dan & Odie Show

I typically use 150 grit sand paper, but I’m guessing this stuff is a bit easier on the skin.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

LOL Russel

-- The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them

So what’s YOUR current color? Pink Flamingo or Perfect Peach? Or, maybe Masculine Mango . . . }:)~

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Your secret is safe with me Doug. Does it act as hair remover or restorer as well?. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

your secret weapon

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

Care to tell us about any other episodes with your wife make up?.........Don’t answer that. Seriously, thanks great tip!

-- Tim: Remember, if it doesn't say Binford, someone else made it.

I always knew you were just a little too sensitive. :-)

But seriously, being comfortable enough to admit using such a feminine product proves that you are secure in your masculinity. (There… I think I covered you, Sweetie.)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Word has it you wear a thong. Really though I could have used this just the other day.

-- DocK, WV

Only thing I wear with straps are Carhardt’s. Can’t even imagine wearing butt floss, Doc.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

Butt floss, huh?

I get shivers just with the visual!

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

Always the southern gentleman, Charlie. Next time I discover something cheap and useful on a shelf outside the garage I’m keepin’ it to myself. Sheesh!

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

From polish remover to butt floss? What have you done with my Lumberjocks site?

-- spanky46 -- Never enough clamps...Never enough tools...Never enough time.

Uh Spanky…I take it that in your 86 days on the site you’ve yet to encountered either Dan, Grumpy or Odie’s posts. I, before the rain of insults and innuendo was merely attempting to point out a worthwhile substitute for a product that retails at $5.98 for 4 oz. versus a product that goes for $2.99 for 8 oz. and might be found amongst the household items, should your find yourself in need of an emergency debonding.

Hope I didn’t muck up YOUR pristine WW site. Again…Sheesh.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

OH NO!!! I dont want to see a photo war with kitty cat butt floss pictures for the next 6 months…lets all keep this strand a secret!!!

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

I can assure you Matt, there’s a 4 in 5 chance that Dan is actually readying something to post right here as we type…

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

Did someone say secret ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I did a google search for butt-floss and this LJ thread came up number one … how’s that for 6-degrees-of separation ?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

BUTT FLOSS

http://www.spike.com/video/girls-behaving-badly/2676492

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I love all the banter especially when its not my butt being joked!

-- spanky46 -- Never enough clamps...Never enough tools...Never enough time.

Odie, that video was a far cry from the visions that were playing over and over in my brain!
Thank you for the BRIEF interlude!

-- spanky46 -- Never enough clamps...Never enough tools...Never enough time.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

She manages to go months without stepping on any of Douglas’ Calico, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on …. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a Douglas’ Calico.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Arrrrggggh! Why I oughta…

(Thanks for the specialized joke and the entertaining movie, Odie. You’re the link-master this session.)

As inevitable as the dawn…Odie and Dan. The 2357 should be pulling into the station from Australia in about 12 hours with Grumpy’s submission…

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

i am crying…thank you…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Here’s a tissue, Buddy. Hope you didn’t force any coffee out yer nose.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

just the left nostril…wait should i be saying this??? now I am affraid to say anything…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Matt, you’re a teacher on the edge of summer vacation. No one will hold it against you.
It’s too late (apparently) for redemption for some of us. =)

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

edge is a good word to describe the feeling…we have 21 days to go…18 not counting finals…17 since I will be gone for one of the days…since i have 5 periods a day…(about an hour each) I am down to 85 hours…I haven’t computed minutes…that number is still a bit too high…

this summer i was thinking of a new bathing suit…this strand has given me a few ideas…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

I must be back in the military! It’s the only place I know where your “friends” pile on you like that. With all of the “Political Correctness” in this country, I’m extremely happy to be among the thong (or is it throng) of people that inhabit this website. Best regards to all!

-- Rocketman, Arlington, TX

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Matt, We did 37 years in ed. LOML did Sp.Ed and 2nd grade. I did speech therapy.
Just wait until you are counting the last minutes of the last hour of the last day of the last semester of the last year of your career.
We did that 5 years ago and haven’t regretted one second of either the careers or the retirement therefrom.

BTW, this thread is a riot.

-- Gene

What happened to this site!

Is there no leader to keep you guys under control?

Good stuff though!

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

A LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR AWHILE.”
BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’ YET.”

BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP AND DOUGLAS WITH HIS CALICO.”

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Thanks for sharing your debonding experiences with us , Douglas .
Now all I need is a wife to buy some of that product for me to “borrow” from her as needed….You did say it was hers , correct ?
Shame on the rest of you guys for picking on a poor , defenseless member of our clan : )
I needed a good laugh this morning …thank you all !

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

Good news … Calico has come out with a new dispenser for the shop !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie …I hope I never mess up like poor Douglas….you have no mercy , but certainly are a funny person : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

Hey Douglas. I’ll bet you never dreamed this would be your most popular post ever!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA tear tear tear…. HA HA HA HA …

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

Criminetly, Lee, controlling this bunch of jamokes is like herding chickens.
My name is Douglas, and I’m powerless over Odie and Dan. New 12-step fellowship forming as I type.
I’m thinking Charlie can be in charge of the O&D Anonymous General Services Office. We can get chips and everything…

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

I’m a money guy…. send all donations directly to me for deposit in the prudent reserve. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

oh…this has been fun…did any one say NINETEEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Great news guys, Calico has now come out with a new line of T-shirts for the shop. Eat your heart out Martin !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie didn’t get the right shirt….

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

I’ll get you for this Marshall, and your little dog Toto, too!

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

OMG Charlie !!! LMAO !!!

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

The Thread That Won’t Die......Sounds like a horror movie title!
Sponsored by Calico Polish Off.

-- spanky46 -- Never enough clamps...Never enough tools...Never enough time.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

i will never be able to search for something on google again with out thinking of this…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.

Michael says, “How long before we can have sex?”

The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

DID SOMEONE MENTION BUTT FLOSS?

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

GRUMPY YOU WIN…CONTEST OVER…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Now Matt, I’ve been holding this one for a special occasion.

Now that’s butt floss, huh Douglas?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I didn’t even know you had a cowboy hat, Doug!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

I’m afraid to submit my for-sure-winner-entry … anyone dare me ? >grin< ... please don’t … I’ll get in trouble

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I double dog dare you , Dan !

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Douglas , I hope you don’t find any feminine products to apply finishes with in the near future ! I can’t imagine the beating you’ll take for something like that ! hahahahaa LOL

I can’t believe how out of control this helpful hint has become ! : ) Thanks for the “wedge-a-thon” pics , Dan

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

INSTANT DUI

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

sorry douglas…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

CAUGHT !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

bizarre animal discovered

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan…Dan.. you dirty old man!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

I’m not that old >grinz<

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs !

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

BIG BUTT FLOSS

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

ROFLMAO…......................... My eyes are hurting…..................LOL. too much Butt Floss.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

Odie, thanks for providing the necessary motivation for me to finally unwatch this thread! :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Odie , that is sooo wrong !......... Sometimes I wish that my eyes could spit !
I think I saw that device securing an ATV to a trailer last week…..ugh….I’m joining Charlie by unwatching now .

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

sorry douglass

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

BIG BIG BIG OLE BUTT FLOSS

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dear Sexy Bunny 69 …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

i can hear the little drum…it keeps going and going…Energizer needs you two to make a commercial…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

now that is freedom…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Another LumberJock caught …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

flossing at the beach
..

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever