Happy Thanksgiving,LumberJocks!

Yeah for Turkey!

-- Doug - Make an effort to live by the slogan "We try harder"

Let them FLY!

-- Can't never could do anything, to try is to advance.

Turkey is for Turkeys

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

I hope you all have a great Turkey day. And hope we all get full of it, so we all can fly by ourselves.

-- Tim, Missouri ....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened

And here I thought was only good for creeping out my girls….. I could actually use it to go some where?...lol

Have a Happy Turkey Day yourself Revieck!

-- Dan ~ Texarkana, Tx.

same to you ron

ufo’s huh

that’s a new one

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

Ah Thanksgiving.
Being born and bred in England, it is very flattering that American cousins celebrate the survival of English settlers in the New World.
Unfortunately in the UK, Thanksgiving is not celebrated at this time, their celebration is on 4th July. :-)

To all LJs, I wish you a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday with friends and family.

Excuse my humor. :-)

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

Save the turkeys ,go for the tufu turkey NOT!!!! lets save the gas for the football game.

-- In His service ,Richard

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

-- Terri, Rocky Mountain High Colorado!

The First Christmas Joke – and it’s Scottish….......

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”.

“Dad, what are you talking about?’” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer”, the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her”.

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced”, she shouts, “I’ll take care of this”.

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?”and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
“Done! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way.”

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

Wishing all the LJ’s out there a Happy Thanksgiving!!

-- Chuck Emery, Michigan,

Roger- it’s clear they’re true Scots. Cute!

Turkey..I am going to Brine, inject, stuff, than Smoke mine. Can’t think of a better way to honor such an ugly but tasty bird. Happy Turkey Day.

-- Bill - "Freedon flies in your heart like an Eagle" Audie Murphy

And now we know why the person across from you has that odd little smirk!

-- "If a man is alone in the forrest with no woman to hear him. Is he still Wrong?" http://www.hawkinswoodworking.com

Well. I promise that I will produce my share of the fuel if everyone else will. :-)

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau