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FOR THE OLDER FOLKS ON HERE

by cabinetmaster
posted 01-28-2010 02:06 AM


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Tim Dahn

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#1 posted 01-28-2010 02:16 AM

I’m laughing out loud at these! Thanks for chuckle cabinetmaster

-- Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement.

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papadan

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#2 posted 01-28-2010 02:16 AM

Dammit Jerry, I resemble them remarks!

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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8iowa

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#3 posted 01-28-2010 02:36 AM

I’m a gittin thar too!

-- "Heaven is North of the Bridge"

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branch

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#4 posted 01-28-2010 02:45 AM

great jocks even if you are old

stiff
deaf

blind

o what was i saying

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woodworm

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#5 posted 01-28-2010 02:52 AM

Ha ha ha…
I can’t finish reading all, coz I haven’t take breakfast, must continue later.
And I think I’m getting toward all that, coz I still cannot recall what I did last year at this time. Do you?

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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TopamaxSurvivor

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#6 posted 01-28-2010 03:24 AM

I live all he hearing ones :-))

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#7 posted 01-28-2010 04:00 AM

There all great Jerry can’t stop laughing.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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woodworm

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#8 posted 01-28-2010 04:13 AM

Return from food stall nearby, still smiling to myself and now start laughting…BUT I do not have heart murmur to myself! LOL

P/S I don’t think I can start painting my Tool rack right now, still chuckling..!

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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Gary

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#9 posted 01-28-2010 04:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lSliucgygc&feature=player_embedded

This is good

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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mikethetermite

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#10 posted 01-28-2010 04:35 AM

You know you are getting old when you can relate to these old folks jokes.

-- Mike The Termite ~~~~~ Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it.

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#11 posted 01-28-2010 01:19 PM

Started my day off with a few good laughs !!! Thank you so much : )

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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#12 posted 01-28-2010 03:06 PM

I would be laughing more if it weren’t for the fact that 3/4 of these jokes could apply to me and I am in my forties….

David

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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#13 posted 01-28-2010 03:52 PM

Thanks for the morning laughter!

It reminded me of this one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This old timer is in the doctors office.

He said, I can’t remember anything anymore Doc.

The Doc said, How long have you had this problem?

The old timer paused, & said, What problem?

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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Berg

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#14 posted 01-28-2010 04:24 PM

Laughing? I thought this was pages from my diary…

-- Pete - "To every thing there is a season Turn! Turn! turn!" [Ecclesiastes and Pete Seeger]

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#15 posted 01-28-2010 05:03 PM

Those are great….especially for us “old folks” :-)

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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bhack

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#16 posted 01-28-2010 05:08 PM

I would have posted a comment a few hours ago but I forgot my password. Yesterday was my 65th birthday and I relate to theses way too much.

-- Bill - If I knew GRANDKIDS were so much fun I would have had them first.

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patron

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#17 posted 01-28-2010 05:25 PM

jerry , glad you are improving ,
and over the ’ withdrawals ’ ,
i think it happens to us all a bit at times .
in the end , the good out weighs the bad ,
and well , hard to forget good friends .

bill , HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!

now we need to pace ourselves ,
even if we can’t remember why !(LOL) .

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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odie

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#18 posted 01-28-2010 07:01 PM

I are one too …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#19 posted 01-29-2010 01:59 PM

Glad you all got some good laughs from these….............................Now what was it I was going to do?????

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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woodworm

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#20 posted 01-29-2010 05:42 PM

So now you started to having problem remembering thing to do?
You too have to write it down, Jerry…LOL

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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cabinetmaster

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#21 posted 01-30-2010 04:40 PM

What was I suppose to right down?....................................

Wood what???????????

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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woodworm

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#22 posted 01-30-2010 05:37 PM

Thing(s) to do that you cannot remember! Can you remember?

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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#23 posted 01-30-2010 07:00 PM

Oh hell I better hurry up & do what I want to do, before I forget!!

-- When you know better you do better.

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MJWoodworker

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#24 posted 01-30-2010 07:38 PM

Thanks for the laughs. Love this one.

Thanks,

MJ Woodworker

Woodworking Plans & Projects

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Karson

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#25 posted 01-31-2010 10:26 PM

Those are starting to get too close to home.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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odie

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#26 posted 02-01-2010 01:44 AM

Karson, do you recognize this one ? I Do …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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