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#1 posted 03-28-2009 05:24 PM |
What an honor, I get to be the first. -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#2 posted 03-28-2009 06:37 PM |
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#3 posted 03-28-2009 08:06 PM |
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#4 posted 03-29-2009 01:18 AM |
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#5 posted 03-29-2009 01:23 AM |
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#6 posted 03-29-2009 02:03 AM |
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#7 posted 03-29-2009 04:17 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#8 posted 03-29-2009 05:10 PM |
”And you just roll it around like this to make the first part of your snowman.” -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#9 posted 03-30-2009 01:05 AM |
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#10 posted 03-30-2009 03:40 AM |
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#11 posted 03-30-2009 03:56 AM |
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#12 posted 03-30-2009 02:49 PM |
That was a tough day ! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#13 posted 03-30-2009 04:51 PM |
-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#14 posted 03-30-2009 10:46 PM |
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#15 posted 04-01-2009 01:45 AM |
This will give him some place to keep his nuts. -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#16 posted 04-01-2009 05:42 AM |
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#17 posted 04-01-2009 02:46 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#18 posted 04-02-2009 05:26 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#19 posted 04-06-2009 01:28 AM |
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog “the sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.” The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said “yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, “Meow!” -- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain |
#20 posted 04-06-2009 04:27 AM |
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#21 posted 04-06-2009 08:43 AM |
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#22 posted 04-06-2009 08:49 AM |
As you can see, my dog hates mornings. No, Odie, she can’t type, ask for advice, or give advice, however, I disagree with your “1/10 the brain of humans”. I’d take her smarts before a lot of people I’ve met. : ) She’s funny, loyal, smart, athletic, and kid-friendly. I’d also take those traits over most people I’ve met. And yes, she is much cuter than me. I’m glad you started this thread over. I love it. Keep ‘em coming, Odie! -- Don't tell her I'm in the shop! |
#23 posted 04-06-2009 02:36 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#24 posted 04-08-2009 12:48 AM |
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#25 posted 04-08-2009 01:28 AM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#26 posted 04-10-2009 04:53 AM |
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#27 posted 04-10-2009 04:19 PM |
RAH -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#28 posted 04-11-2009 04:15 AM |
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#29 posted 04-11-2009 04:37 AM |
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#31 posted 04-11-2009 03:43 PM |
Happy Easter ! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#32 posted 04-11-2009 11:56 PM |
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#33 posted 04-12-2009 12:09 AM |
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#34 posted 04-12-2009 03:14 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#35 posted 04-12-2009 09:57 PM |
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#36 posted 04-13-2009 01:56 AM |
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#37 posted 04-13-2009 02:04 AM |
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#38 posted 04-13-2009 04:22 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#39 posted 04-13-2009 05:36 PM |
-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#40 posted 04-13-2009 11:41 PM |
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#43 posted 04-14-2009 01:46 AM |
Dan, I’ve been saving some of these for you. My Dog My Cat My Family and My Friends -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
#44 posted 04-14-2009 02:32 AM |
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#45 posted 04-14-2009 04:10 PM |
She knows me too ! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#46 posted 04-15-2009 05:13 AM |
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#47 posted 04-15-2009 03:29 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
#48 posted 04-16-2009 03:53 AM |
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#49 posted 04-16-2009 05:36 AM |
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#50 posted 04-16-2009 05:01 PM |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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