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LumberJocks is Going to the Dogs (revisited)

by odie
posted 1941 days ago


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#1 posted 1941 days ago

What an honor, I get to be the first.

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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#2 posted 1941 days ago

2nd place once againflying kitty

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#3 posted 1941 days ago

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#4 posted 1941 days ago

ODIE, HOW SWEET IT IS. NO MORE TWIDDLING THUMBS WAITING FOR THIS TO LOAD. WELL DONE

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#5 posted 1941 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#6 posted 1941 days ago





-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#7 posted 1940 days ago

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#8 posted 1940 days ago

”And you just roll it around like this to make the first part of your snowman.”

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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#9 posted 1940 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#10 posted 1940 days ago

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#11 posted 1940 days ago



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#12 posted 1939 days ago

That was a tough day !

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#13 posted 1939 days ago

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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#14 posted 1939 days ago

COOL MAN, COOL!

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#15 posted 1938 days ago

This will give him some place to keep his nuts.

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#16 posted 1938 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#17 posted 1937 days ago

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#18 posted 1936 days ago

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#19 posted 1933 days ago

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog “the sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said “yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, “Meow!”

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#20 posted 1933 days ago

Dog-on Dan. That’s one clever dog.

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#21 posted 1933 days ago

-- Don't tell her I'm in the shop!

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#22 posted 1933 days ago

As you can see, my dog hates mornings. No, Odie, she can’t type, ask for advice, or give advice, however, I disagree with your “1/10 the brain of humans”. I’d take her smarts before a lot of people I’ve met. : ) She’s funny, loyal, smart, athletic, and kid-friendly. I’d also take those traits over most people I’ve met. And yes, she is much cuter than me. I’m glad you started this thread over. I love it. Keep ‘em coming, Odie!

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#23 posted 1932 days ago

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#24 posted 1931 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#25 posted 1931 days ago

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#26 posted 1929 days ago

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#27 posted 1928 days ago

RAH

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#28 posted 1928 days ago



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#29 posted 1928 days ago

Aahh, all this talk about dogs is hurting my ears.
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#30 posted 1928 days ago

YYYAAAWWWNNN, I’m dog tired
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#31 posted 1927 days ago

Happy Easter !

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#32 posted 1927 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#33 posted 1927 days ago

The only thing good about Easter is the candy. Wake me up when my basket is here.
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Happy Easter!

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#34 posted 1926 days ago

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#36 posted 1926 days ago

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#38 posted 1925 days ago

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#39 posted 1925 days ago

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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#43 posted 1925 days ago

Dan, I’ve been saving some of these for you.

My Dog

My Cat

My Family

and My Friends

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#45 posted 1924 days ago

She knows me too !

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#47 posted 1923 days ago

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#50 posted 1922 days ago

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