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Today's Humorous Story

by lew
posted 03-23-2009 10:49 PM


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Napaman

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#1 posted 03-23-2009 11:49 PM

ouch! I already fear electricity after getting a good shock as a kid…funny story…

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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#2 posted 03-24-2009 12:07 AM

HAHA! I love the writing style. This had me in stitches.

-- Gary, Los Angeles, video game animator

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#3 posted 03-24-2009 12:18 AM

ROTFLMAO….....................THis was one sharp dumbass…...............LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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Scott Bryan

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#4 posted 03-24-2009 12:24 AM

Thanks, Lew. This made my day.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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Mike

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#5 posted 03-24-2009 12:38 AM

Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to do stuff like that?

Remionds me of a story of two 18 year olds who were trying to shoot each other from 20 feet with loaded shotguns…they missed. The reporter asked the Sheriff about charges, the Sheriff said. They were not good shots, they were standing in front of a barn and couldn’t even hit that. Charges, no. There is no law against stupidity.”

Famous last words of a redneck….”Hey ya’ll watch this….....”

But hey Lew, live and learn and maybe you need to buy the SAW STOP…...........hehehehehe

-- Measure once cut twice....oh wait....ooops.

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#6 posted 03-24-2009 02:01 AM

Way too funny.

-- Gary

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Padre

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#7 posted 03-24-2009 02:18 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Chip -----------http://www.penmanchip.com-----------------Micah 6:8

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Gene Howe

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#8 posted 03-24-2009 02:24 AM

Shocking story! Electrifying humor. Not revolting at all.

Thanks for keeping us current.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#9 posted 03-24-2009 03:30 AM

Pretty funny stuff

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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#10 posted 03-24-2009 03:40 AM

That is funny!!!! One of those things you just have to try ;-)) Being an electrician, I would resist the temptation, I’ve had enough already. One was close to what you describe! If I hadn’t been 20 yrs old and in extremely good shape, i probably would have been electrocuted ;-(

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#11 posted 03-24-2009 04:05 AM

way to funny but you know that we have to do it even if our mother or wife says not to because we are men and we don’t have to change.

-- www.carvingandturningsbyrick.com, Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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#12 posted 03-24-2009 05:00 AM

I was about to leave my pc when I my eyes caught LJs notifier of this post from Lew. Very funny…you make me LOL…
The climax of this joke is (may I call it the punchline) ”....and now regularly threatens me with it!” that really makes me giggling…ROFLOL….HA…Ha…Haaa…...!

Thanks Lew for holding me from early morning ww… LOL….

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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#13 posted 03-24-2009 05:10 AM

I haven’t laughed this much in a long time! THANK YOU Lew, you really made my day. I read this to my wife and she couldn’t stop laughing.

-- Greg - Charles Town, WV

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#14 posted 03-24-2009 05:22 AM

Ha ha ha…. I’m still in laughing mood!

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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#15 posted 03-24-2009 05:36 AM

I’ll just stick to gettin flowers

-- It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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wdbutcher71

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#16 posted 03-24-2009 06:22 AM

Lew-
Thanks alot I read this at work and spit coffe on the keyboard. Where do I send the cleaning bill. Good story.

-- Matthew M. Central Washington

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#17 posted 03-24-2009 06:33 AM

Very funny story!!!!!!!!!!!

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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#18 posted 03-24-2009 06:49 AM

The first time I saw this story was a few years back in electrical apprentice school.I don’t think there was a dry eyein the place then. The best part of it was the instructor read us the email and he couldn’t help himself from laughing and damn near fell off his chair.I needed a laugh today Thanks!

-- Nothing's impossible...it just gets expensive

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Mario

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#19 posted 03-24-2009 02:15 PM

That is awesome.

thanks for the laugh

-- Hope Never fails

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#20 posted 03-24-2009 07:18 PM

You are lucky it didn’t kill you, try googling taser death…. When you get a electrocuted your muscles tighten up which is why if you are in a burning building and feeling around you use the back of your hand just in case it touches an exposed wire, that way you don’t end up grabbing the wire that just shocked you. Funny story though, glad you are okay.

-- I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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#21 posted 03-24-2009 08:07 PM

Thanks for the laugh. I seriously needed one today.

-- Pyromedic602, free wood is always good wood

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#22 posted 03-24-2009 08:52 PM

aaaah, thanks lew…. everyone in the office really enjoyed my laughter… hahaha

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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