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How to Save on Gas

by Grumpy
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lew

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#1 posted 2056 days ago

OOOHHH, Grumpy.

But at least you’ll be safe in an earthquake. You know what they say- “we bulls wobble but we don’t fall down”

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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mski

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#2 posted 2056 days ago

Grumpy we need to get that Cow in this , you know got to get there faster!

http://www.woodmagazine.com/community/a-240-mph-car-made-of-wood/

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

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ChicoWoodnut

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#3 posted 2056 days ago

Glad I’m from California. We only have happy cows here.

If your not from North America you might not understand this one.

So here’s one for the other side of the pond.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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#4 posted 2056 days ago

I’m not sure I can turn one of these Grumpy, no bull.

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

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PurpLev

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#5 posted 2056 days ago

how many HP…err…. I mean Cow Power does this thing have?

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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SteveKorz

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#6 posted 2056 days ago

LOL…

Sooo… if you wreck your Cowasaki, does that make it an UDDER disaster?

I guess most standard models are equipped with not just one, but two horns?...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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#7 posted 2056 days ago

That’s bad Grumpy.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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#8 posted 2056 days ago

Thank you Karson. Glad you liked it. Will have to dig another one up just for you.
Steve, you won’t be able to catch this one it’s ”past-your-eyesd. Won’t even have time to turn the siren on. LOL
Purplev, 1 cow power of course.
Trifern, you can dry out the paddies & try turning them. Let me know when you do it I wan’t to watch.
Brilliant Chicko, brilliant.
Mski, I got my copy of wood mag this week, thats a great car alright gut it’;s no match for the Cowasaki.
No bull Lew, no bull.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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SteveKorz

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#9 posted 2055 days ago

Grumpy… LOL…!!

It must be so fast that no one can Tail-Gate it, huh?

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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#10 posted 2055 days ago

Chico, those ads are pretty cheezy ;-)

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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odie

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#11 posted 2055 days ago

Here’s the new energy source Al Gore is creating. It’s moo-va-lus …....

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#12 posted 2055 days ago

not sure if I should groan or roll on the floor laughing!
ok.. I’m rolling on the floor laughing :)

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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#13 posted 2055 days ago

My cow has MOO! power than your cow.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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#14 posted 2055 days ago

Lots of time on your hands Grumpy?? :-)

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Grumpy

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#15 posted 2055 days ago

THIS JOKE HAS REACHED NEW HEIGHTS, IT’S OVER THE MOON
Cowasaki

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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SteveKorz

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#16 posted 2055 days ago

OK, Grumpy… now you’re just milking the joke…. LOL

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Grumpy

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#17 posted 2055 days ago

PULL THE UDDER ONE STEVE

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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SteveKorz

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#18 posted 2055 days ago

You’re still chewing the Cud, but I think you’ll be Hoofing it to the next joke before long… lol….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Grumpy

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#19 posted 2055 days ago

I think you’re right, there’s no cream left in this one.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#20 posted 2055 days ago

LOL…

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#21 posted 2051 days ago

Man, you guys have problems! lol

These jokes are all pretty cheesey.

Lee

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#22 posted 2051 days ago

But you have to admit they are pretty amooooosing!

-- last night I played a blank tape at full volume - the mime next door went nuts!

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#23 posted 2051 days ago

I’m pretty sure the folks from PETA are going to have a beef with this topic.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Grumpy

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#24 posted 2051 days ago

Charlie, now you have the tail waging.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#25 posted 2051 days ago

someone should invent diapers for cows that extracts methane, .... compress it, .... and drop it on the ground in pill form … . farmers could pick them up and send them to Washington. Candidates could use it to power their soapboxes !


-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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Grumpy

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#26 posted 2051 days ago

Dan, you could call them moo poo boxes, or perhaps Pill Boxes. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#27 posted 2051 days ago

Yeah, but the cows belch methane,... Happy cows don’t wear diapers on their face…. that would be udderly ridiculous!

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Van Gogh -- http://blanchardcreative.etsy.com -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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Grumpy

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#28 posted 2051 days ago

Scott, you have me speechless but I will think of something on the hoof.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#29 posted 2051 days ago

never stand behind a cow with a lit match ! I think it comes out both ends ….

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#30 posted 2051 days ago

was surprised as well myself – something I heard on TV last night…. (BBC) – QI, with Steven Fry, he’s one erudite dude.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Van Gogh -- http://blanchardcreative.etsy.com -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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#31 posted 2051 days ago

somebody ever calculate the volume of methane that cows “blow” for day, week, month, year… !!!!!
enormous and then they want we beleived in any responsability in the ozone hole !
Right Dan we coulld plumb the cow ass and produce a true legal car combustible, better than alcool, pipe builder will be happy

-- http://freewebs.com/linse_alain

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Grumpy

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#32 posted 2051 days ago

Imagine the pipework you would need.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#33 posted 2050 days ago

my patent pending cow-methane-diaper-thoughts were:

something like a nano-technology plastic injection molded device similar in nature to Coalescer or gas filter with self optimizing exhaust settings. Perhaps several of them in a circular pattern.

... may need a little testing >>>> evil squinty grin <<<< !!!!




-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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ChicoWoodnut

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#34 posted 2050 days ago

Ha!

Here is an interesting article if you care to read it. It is actually somewhere along the lines of this topic.

Just to whet your appetite, it has something to do with bras and kinetic energy.

http://green.msn.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx?bid=499&GT1=45002

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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Dan'um Style

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#35 posted 2050 days ago

Funny story Scott … kinetic energy electricity driven by flopping jogger boobs

my cow pie idea is wind powered

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#36 posted 2050 days ago

Dan, I could put my bull with your cow & we could have lots of cowasakis.
Bull

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#37 posted 2049 days ago

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#38 posted 2049 days ago

Brilliant idea Dan. We should go into business & save the planet.
Cow-007

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#39 posted 2049 days ago

this one is sick humor …

I recommend NOT reading it ….

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Grumpy

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#40 posted 2049 days ago

Sick allright.
Cow-004

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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ChicoWoodnut

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#41 posted 2049 days ago

You have discovered our secret. Somebody will pay dearly for this.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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Grumpy

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#42 posted 2049 days ago

Holy Cow, I think you are right.
Cow-006

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#43 posted 2049 days ago

perhaps there are other alternative fuels ….


-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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Grumpy

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#44 posted 2049 days ago

I will see what I can sniff out.
Cow-002

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#45 posted 2048 days ago

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another sicko … oh well

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#46 posted 2048 days ago

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’ ‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly. ‘It’s true; no bull!’ exclaims Daisy.

Cow-005 Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#47 posted 2048 days ago

Cows are everywhere

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Grumpy

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#48 posted 2048 days ago

How’s this for cow power
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#49 posted 2048 days ago

Here’s the vintage model….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Dan'um Style

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#50 posted 2047 days ago

cow lick

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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