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Swedish City Of Woodworking Lesbians!

by Emma Walker
posted 01-26-2013 01:17 AM


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#1 posted 01-26-2013 01:49 AM

Hmmmmm…..

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#2 posted 01-26-2013 01:54 AM

That must explain all those male Chinese tourists wandering around above the Arctic Circle. I bet the Swedes have had a few hoots over this. The Chinese media must be fighting for position with The Onion or Fox News. Here’s a sort of documentary on it. Personally, I think 25,000 women would have found a nicer climate. -Jack

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#3 posted 01-26-2013 01:54 AM

Reminds me of the comment Kenny Roberts once uttered ” I can’t comment on anything that stupid”.

-- Dwight - "Free legal advice available - contact Dewey, Cheetam & Howe""

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#4 posted 01-26-2013 01:57 AM

25,000 women? That would be one big cat fight. I’ve never heard of 3 adult women living together in harmony let alone 25K.

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#5 posted 01-26-2013 02:24 AM

It must be true, I read it on the internet.

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#6 posted 01-26-2013 02:31 AM

We will be sad to see you go Emma, better wear some warm clothes.

-- Tom D

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#7 posted 01-26-2013 02:36 AM

I wonder if my family is aware of this?

-- Just trying to build something beautiful

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#8 posted 01-26-2013 02:39 AM

I have always thought that I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. This would be like heaven to me.

Just hope their periods are synchronized.

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#9 posted 01-26-2013 03:37 AM

Katdaddy: Do you mean like “What do 25,000 lesbians know about wood?”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#10 posted 01-26-2013 04:17 AM

Why am I picturing Peggy Bundy as their Exhalted Ruler / Queen Bee , sitting on the couch , eating Bon Bons ?

And perhaps , Marcy Darcy , as Second Fiddle.

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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#11 posted 01-26-2013 06:40 AM

I wonder if there is a Scandinavian LJ brave enough to check this out and report back to us?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#12 posted 01-26-2013 10:50 AM

”We will be sad to see you go Emma, better wear some warm clothes.”

I grew up in northern Wisconsin, I have a lot of warm clothes.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#13 posted 01-27-2013 08:49 AM

MonteCristo, Reminds me of the comment Kenny Roberts once uttered ” I can’t comment on anything that stupid”.

You think woodworking is stupid?

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#14 posted 01-27-2013 12:34 PM

Emma, you really should learn to shoot either with your right eye or both eyes open.

-- Life is good.

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#15 posted 01-27-2013 02:51 PM

I guess we know why lathes are in such short supply.

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Emma Walker

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#16 posted 01-29-2013 06:56 AM

Howie,

That is my right eye… and doth my eyes are open.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#17 posted 01-29-2013 07:06 AM

25000 menstruation periods in sync, doubtful they still have 25000 after the first month this happens.

-- To surrender a dream leaves life as it is — and not as it could be.

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Emma Walker

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#18 posted 01-29-2013 07:13 AM

Jorge,

The documentary on this city of 25,000 lesbian woodworkers shows and interviews about 8 women… I think it’s a hoax.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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Jorge G.

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#19 posted 01-29-2013 07:15 AM

I think it’s a hoax.

Ya think?!?.... ;-)

-- To surrender a dream leaves life as it is — and not as it could be.

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#20 posted 01-29-2013 07:19 AM

R U sure that isn’t where the Amazons went?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#21 posted 01-29-2013 07:31 AM

I worked on computers for years and I remember seeing a photo set on one of them of a bunch of naked women something like 40 or 50 of them in one shot, clearing out trees and lumber. They all had hard hats and tool belts, some with chainsaws and others with axes and hatchets, but all totally nude. It was not a pretty sight, nor was it staged. Just something to think about.

I sure hope that wasn’t a dream I had.

-- A positive attitude will take you much further than positive thinking ever will.

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Emma Walker

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#22 posted 01-29-2013 07:34 AM

Jorge,
The part when they beat up the horny guy trying to sneak into the city is what gave it way. They had footage of him sneaking threw the woods mumbling about how horny he was before the lesbian guards even detected an intruder… How does that work?

...and there isn’t any guy sexy enough to convert 25,000 bull dykes into penis loving nymphos.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#23 posted 01-29-2013 07:37 AM

and there isn’t any guy sexy enough to convert 25,000 bull dykes into penis loving nymphos.

Well I don’t know, I am sure trying would be fun for the guy… :-)

-- To surrender a dream leaves life as it is — and not as it could be.

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#24 posted 01-29-2013 07:43 AM

BTW, did you post that pic of you with the gun at the site you were banned from? If you did and told them you knew how to fish and skin a deer, you should not be surprised you got attention from the guys…. :-)

-- To surrender a dream leaves life as it is — and not as it could be.

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#25 posted 01-29-2013 07:48 AM

Yeah, I have that as my desktop.

Here’s a link to it.

WARNING! DO NOT OPEN LINK IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE OR BOSS!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xw_PorOKGmU/UAljikVQ6jI/AAAAAAAALxw/CAByNkLlruA/s1600/zdjeciepelne53955lodzartcenter.jpg

This is a classy nude photo and doesn’t fall under the description of pornography.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#26 posted 01-29-2013 07:54 AM

Jorge,

Maybe if this is your idea of having fun.

I don’t remember if I said said that i know who to fish and skin a deer.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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Howie

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#27 posted 01-29-2013 11:45 AM

Emma,if you shoot like that be sure to use a low recoil gun. My old M-14 would have broken your nose.

Nice pic of the “girls”

-- Life is good.

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#28 posted 01-29-2013 12:23 PM

Just imagine, that pace in Sweden has got to be the wood dildo capital of the world. Be interesting to know about fit and finish and timber preferences.
The things you learn on LJs .

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#29 posted 01-29-2013 07:54 PM

MonteCristo, Reminds me of the comment Kenny Roberts once uttered ” I can’t comment on anything that stupid”.

You think woodworking is stupid?

Your point being ?

-- Dwight - "Free legal advice available - contact Dewey, Cheetam & Howe""

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#30 posted 01-29-2013 08:01 PM

While I understand that nudists feel most comfortable in a “natural” state, performing hard physical labor with all that bare skin exposed is just plain stupid.

I’d be happy to stand around and watch, mind you, but it’s still stupid.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#31 posted 01-29-2013 08:02 PM

Emma, you are truly the pied piper of old men with imaginations…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#32 posted 01-29-2013 08:36 PM

DK, well you should know, old man. :-)

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#33 posted 01-29-2013 08:37 PM

We all got sucked in dreaming of times past…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#34 posted 01-29-2013 08:39 PM

Pied piper?
I’m going to have to google that now. If I remember right wasn’t the pied piper a guy who played a flute while rats followed him down the streets of town?

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#35 posted 01-29-2013 08:51 PM

Yep, and when the residents failed to pay the guy, he lead all the rats back into town. Something about “Birds (Rats) of a Feather” , I guess.

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#36 posted 01-29-2013 09:13 PM

Meh, seems legit…this chinese lady has a horn afterall.

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#37 posted 01-30-2013 01:37 AM

Nice story!

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#38 posted 01-30-2013 06:52 AM

I am resonably convinced that all of you have waaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it.

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#39 posted 01-30-2013 06:56 AM

But Monte, it’s our time and hands. No?

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#40 posted 01-30-2013 02:04 PM

Monte, my wife tells me that all the time.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#41 posted 01-30-2013 02:57 PM

This has to be the wackiest thread I have ever read. This place is not far from the town called Haparanda at the northern end of the Bay of Bothnia.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#42 posted 01-30-2013 03:05 PM

Stick around madts, there’s more to come. :-)

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#43 posted 01-30-2013 03:48 PM

These kind of things happen all the time in Northern Wisconsin.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#44 posted 01-30-2013 03:56 PM

Any Boone’s Farm Hangover today? Only thing worse are the ones by Little Kings. 7 oz bottles, drink them by the case, suffer all the next week…

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#45 posted 01-30-2013 04:36 PM

yup Emma…several stories everyday about similar incidents in gay pubs (Superior seems to be the worst…a lot of gay pubs there owing to it’s cultural diversity). Hurley comes in a close second.

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#46 posted 01-30-2013 04:37 PM

A man dressed as a Snickers bar?

How could she resist? He was EYE CANDY.

ba-da-bing!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#47 posted 01-30-2013 04:48 PM

Wow Charlie, you snuk up on that one.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#48 posted 01-30-2013 04:53 PM

The shame of all this is that people go to these places to be with friends of any persuasion and share some premium time. I hate it when people who just attend to cause trouble and dictate think themselves as God Almighty.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#49 posted 01-30-2013 06:53 PM

Bandit,
Yeah, with that and a breakfast of peppered beef jerky and pizza rolls I’m keeping a small bucket near by until it passes.

teejk,
Superior is a great city! Drummond isn’t all that far from there. Very beautiful area.

Charlie,
Good one!

Rex,

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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#50 posted 01-30-2013 06:53 PM

read the headline again Roger…the Sumo knew the woman that waved at the snickers guy. these aren’t english soccer hooligans out to pick a fight.

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