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#1 posted 01-07-2013 12:13 AM

More Guns = More Killing; from the New York times

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#2 posted 01-07-2013 12:20 AM

10 REASONS TEXAS SECESSION WILL FAIL; chron.com

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#3 posted 01-07-2013 12:21 AM

Modern-Day Robin Hood Just Sleeping In Woods, Shooting Rich People With Arrows

Scientists Debut Robot That Can Run A Half-Marathon, Smugly Brag About It

Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn

Environmental Ad Campaign Encourages Turning Shower Off After Showering

- the Onion


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#4 posted 01-07-2013 12:37 AM

Chuckv, ya gotta love the onion.

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#5 posted 01-07-2013 01:25 AM

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#6 posted 01-07-2013 02:30 AM

WHERE DO YOU STAND ON ABORTION? The Daily Beast.

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#7 posted 01-07-2013 02:31 AM

Depends…

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#8 posted 01-07-2013 07:09 PM

Good thing for the mom and kids we are still allowed guns…

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#9 posted 01-08-2013 05:29 PM

Wow, who wudda thunk (there’s that word again).

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#10 posted 01-08-2013 07:43 PM

It’s Official: 2012 Was Hottest Year Ever in U.S.

By JUSTIN GILLIS

Published: January 8, 2013 Comment

FACEBOOKTWITTERGOOGLE+SAVEE-MAILSHAREPRINTREPRINTSThe numbers are in: 2012, the year of a blistering March heat wave, a severe drought in the Corn Belt and a massive storm that caused broad devastation in mid-Atlantic states, turns out to have been the hottest year ever recorded in the contiguous United States.

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#11 posted 01-08-2013 07:54 PM

‘Armed Mafia Are Stalking Us’—Conspiracy Peddler Alex Jones Melts Down: The daily beast

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#12 posted 01-08-2013 07:59 PM

New poll shows root canals, cockroaches more popular than Congress

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#13 posted 01-08-2013 09:33 PM

@madts: I saw that exchange with Piers Morgan and I am firmly convinced that Jones has sniffed one too many empty shotgun shells. But….if I could find the petition to deport PM I’d sign that too.

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#14 posted 01-09-2013 11:31 PM

Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

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Dutch official: Save H20, pee in shower
AA EN HUNZE, Netherlands, Jan. 9 (UPI)—A local government official in the Netherlands is recommending people save money and resources by peeing in the shower.
Bert Wassink, a council member in the Drenthe municipality of Aa en Hunze, said residents can reduce water consumption by combining shower time with toilet time, DutchNews.nl reported Wednesday.

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#15 posted 01-09-2013 11:34 PM

DrDirt, I’m way ahead of the Dutch. I’ve been peeing in the shower for years and let me tell you it sure does “piss off” the wife. :-)

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#16 posted 01-09-2013 11:39 PM

Doozies

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#17 posted 01-09-2013 11:41 PM

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#18 posted 01-10-2013 02:08 AM

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#19 posted 01-10-2013 05:33 AM

WOMAN TRIES TO CHANGE CAT FOOD BRAND

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#20 posted 01-10-2013 06:50 AM

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#21 posted 01-10-2013 04:29 PM

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#22 posted 01-10-2013 05:23 PM

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#23 posted 01-10-2013 05:48 PM

Oh my…where am I to get my sashimi when the tuna runs out?

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#24 posted 01-10-2013 05:49 PM

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#25 posted 01-10-2013 06:23 PM

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#26 posted 01-10-2013 08:09 PM

This one sounds like some of those awsome buy it now Ebay prices

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#27 posted 01-10-2013 08:11 PM

Oldie but a goodie

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#28 posted 01-11-2013 07:37 PM

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#29 posted 01-11-2013 07:51 PM

  • Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
  • Mentally Ill Man Not In Mood To Gun Down Strangers, But Glad To Know That Option There If Needed
  • Ford: New F-150 Pickup Truck Capable Of Crushing A Big Turtle In One Go

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#30 posted 01-11-2013 10:23 PM

On Huffington Post….

Bill Clinton Named ‘Father Of The Year’ By National Father’s Day Council
Posted: 01/10/2013 11:37 am

I guess running around without pants…. screaming “Who’s your Daddy” is ripe for an award?
Chelsea now 32 years old…. I am not sure what happened in 2012 for Bill to win this.

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#31 posted 01-12-2013 09:03 PM

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#32 posted 01-13-2013 04:15 AM

CHRISTIAN VS CHRISTIAN…Why?

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#33 posted 01-14-2013 12:17 AM

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#34 posted 01-14-2013 12:38 AM

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#35 posted 01-14-2013 12:43 AM

DaN, does Rick know he’s a hunted man?

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#36 posted 01-14-2013 12:51 AM

not unless one of his Buddies tells ‘em

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#37 posted 01-14-2013 12:56 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

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#38 posted 01-14-2013 04:36 AM

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#39 posted 01-14-2013 06:45 PM

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#40 posted 01-15-2013 01:02 AM

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#41 posted 01-15-2013 07:51 PM

Oh, puh-leeze…Harvey Milk International Airport?

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#42 posted 01-16-2013 09:13 PM

I’m guessing the US is the only country in the world that let’s their kids play violent video games.

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#43 posted 01-17-2013 02:58 AM

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#44 posted 01-17-2013 08:50 PM

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#45 posted 01-17-2013 09:56 PM

Do use a spoon or fork?

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#46 posted 01-17-2013 10:30 PM

Gun Found in 7-Year-Old’s Backpack at Queens School
By MARC SANTORA and CHRISTOPHER MAAG
Published: January 17, 2013

A handgun was found in the backpack of a 7-year-old student at a public elementary school in Queens on Thursday morning, New York City officials said, leading to a tense few hours as the school was placed on lockdown while the police made sure there was no danger.
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The police declined to say why the child, a second grader, was carrying a .22-caliber handgun or how it had been discovered. It was not fired at the school, Wave Preparatory Elementary School in Far Rockaway, they said.

Students there described a nervous few hours that began when the principal went on the intercom to say that the school was being locked down and that they were to remain in their classrooms.

“I thought we were going to get killed,” said Javier Ferrufino, an 11-year-old in fifth grade. “We went to the back of the classroom. I hid with my friend behind some computers.”

Officials at the school declined to comment.

The city’s Education Department released a statement confirming that a gun had been found in the backpack of a second-grader and that the school had been locked down, but it did not provide further details.

When parents arrived in the afternoon to pick up their children, more than a dozen police officers were still at the school.

A notice given to parents said: “Due to an incident today there was need to secure all students in their classrooms. This procedure is called a lockdown. Our school-based support team is prepared to assist you with any emotional needs as a result of today’s lockdown.”

Giovanni Dennis, an 8-year-old third grader, said he hid under his teacher’s desk after the principal announced the lockdown.

His mother, Cecelia Dennis, said she was upset that she did not know about the lockdown until she arrived to get Giovanni.

“I think they did a good job of locking down the school,” she said. “But they could have notified the parents earlier. I am very upset.”

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#47 posted 01-17-2013 10:32 PM

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#48 posted 01-18-2013 01:09 AM

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#49 posted 01-18-2013 03:04 AM

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#50 posted 01-18-2013 03:42 AM

I’m glad I am not the only nut case around here.

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