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Open Thread to Martin

by DKV
posted 12-21-2012 09:40 PM


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#1 posted 12-21-2012 11:42 PM

Shouldn’t this go in the site feedback forum?

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#2 posted 12-22-2012 12:15 AM

@DKV: You want to get the Mods attention? Hit the ‘Flag’ button whenever you post a question or statement you want them to see, whether it is offensive, abusive, or spammy. Kinda like pulling a fire alarm when you want to see a fire truck…Heehee…

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#3 posted 12-22-2012 03:48 AM

edit

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#4 posted 12-22-2012 03:51 AM

poopies bak

oh oh

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#5 posted 12-22-2012 04:14 AM

I cant believe Einstein banned Picasso from posting on his/her page ?

Must be a friend of Poopyrpants Poopie Cat and DKV algorithms ?

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#6 posted 12-22-2012 04:18 AM

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#7 posted 12-22-2012 04:18 AM

you can pick your friends

choose wisely

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#8 posted 12-22-2012 04:27 AM

zzzzzt

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#9 posted 12-22-2012 04:34 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#10 posted 12-22-2012 04:37 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#11 posted 12-22-2012 04:37 AM

its what happens to my brain when I enter a Starbucks

paralized at the amount of people who don’t know the length of their own knuckles, who reach deep into the change purse, who’s fingers are still too short to reach the quarter ? when they haven’t even read the menu, yet remain undecided ?

zzzzt

exit

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#12 posted 12-22-2012 04:37 AM

edit

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#13 posted 12-22-2012 04:43 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#14 posted 12-22-2012 04:46 AM

we can hope

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#15 posted 12-22-2012 04:52 AM

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#16 posted 12-22-2012 04:55 AM

dont eat the cereal

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#17 posted 12-22-2012 04:57 AM

fishn

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#18 posted 12-22-2012 04:59 AM

looking out my front windows..

Snow? BAH! HUMBUG!!

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#19 posted 12-22-2012 05:00 AM

I knew a guy that hung out on the street corner with shaved flame designs into his beard and shouted at radom will; “Owsley! I love you!”
Some of you remind me of him.
I admired that man.

-- I cut it twice and it's still too short!

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#20 posted 12-22-2012 05:03 AM

edit

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#21 posted 12-22-2012 05:17 AM

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#22 posted 12-22-2012 05:20 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#23 posted 12-22-2012 05:28 AM

cartoons vs ….. u pick

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#24 posted 12-22-2012 05:38 AM

home sweet home

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#25 posted 12-22-2012 05:42 AM

i know how to slice a single piece of bread in half

and feed 4 : ))

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#26 posted 12-22-2012 05:47 AM

I will be out of the office on the 24th and 25th

making and delivering toys to those I love

auto response

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#27 posted 12-22-2012 05:53 AM

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#28 posted 12-22-2012 06:14 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#29 posted 12-22-2012 12:12 PM

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#30 posted 12-22-2012 05:54 PM

Gene, that looks like a hnothead schematic. The giveaway is the bottom left walk of delirium…

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#31 posted 12-22-2012 10:41 PM

I think Martin is ignoring you DKV

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#32 posted 12-22-2012 10:47 PM

I believe so, renners, I believe so. He’s of the school that if you just ignore a problem eventually it will go away.

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#33 posted 12-22-2012 11:27 PM

Maybe you’ll get a reply in six years time…

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#34 posted 12-22-2012 11:39 PM

Incidentally DKV, I just deleted a thread I started on finishing mdf. I absent mindedly posted it in under Wordworking Skill Share, when it clearly should have been posted under Finishing. Being a good Lumberjock, and not wishing to incur the wrath of the Posting Police, I deleted it and posted it in the correct section.
I believe I was able to do this because there were no replies.

Wife went to do Christmas shopping today, came back without any Mince Pies, and without any beer. Two staples of any Christmas festivities missing. The trolley was too hard to push apparently.

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#35 posted 12-23-2012 05:11 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#36 posted 12-23-2012 05:16 PM

Dan, does it lift your finger to your nose?

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#37 posted 12-23-2012 05:50 PM

It looks like #1 on my list of questions has come off of the back burner. Merry Xmas to all…

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#38 posted 12-23-2012 07:32 PM

Nope but the other finger is doing something else. I think it is sign language.

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#39 posted 12-23-2012 08:16 PM

OK my good fellas, #3 has been answered. Martin and Debbie are not, I repeat, are not married. Renners, I guess you can quit wondering and bugging me to ask. You now have your answer.

Now the only question left unanswered is the one concerning the spell checker…which some of the LJers really need. I guess it’s a sign of the state of our grade schools.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#40 posted 12-23-2012 08:44 PM

Whether Martin and Debbie are married to each other, married in a conventional way, or married in an Elton John type way is none of my concern. For the record, I have absolutely no interest in who is married to who on Lumberjocks. I will leave that for people who have nothing better to think about.
I am very disappointed that you have painted me as some kind of cretinous sidekick, a stooge for your convenience, and not for the first time.
Knowing your penchant for religious imagery, might I suggest you change your avatar to a picture of Judas.
No. I am not kidding.

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#41 posted 12-23-2012 10:05 PM

You guys must remember that the company (Martin and Bebbie) is/are in Houston TX. When things get below 60 stuff starts to slow down.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#42 posted 12-23-2012 10:05 PM

Wye wood a web sight halve two provide spell checking when browsers all ready due sew?

Did yew no that the numb err too choice four correcting “dkv” is “vodka”?

-- “While the world with closed eyes sleeps, The sky knows and weeps - steel rain. ” ― Nathan Bell

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#43 posted 12-23-2012 11:33 PM

Vodka, and tonic.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#44 posted 12-23-2012 11:37 PM

Vodka and tonic. No joke.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#45 posted 12-24-2012 12:13 AM

If you guys think I need correcting (renners does) then I’m all in on the vodka and tonic with a twist. Of course it could even get better (or not).

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#46 posted 12-24-2012 12:57 AM

No, no, you are a tonic, as in
1. Tonic muscles are much slower than twitch fibers in terms of time from stimulus to full activation, time to full relaxation upon cessation of stimuli, and maximal shortening velocity. These muscles are rarely found in mammals (only in the muscles moving the eye and in the middle ear), but are common in reptiles and amphibians”. Thus:

Or should we say: 2. Characterized by continuous tension or contraction of muscles, as a convulsion or spasm.
3. Producing or stimulating physical, mental, or emotional vigor!
4. Pissing people off.
Which should it be, hmm?

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#47 posted 12-24-2012 01:03 AM

Its hard to do a job like MsDebbies, …..stripped of absolute authority, abandoned by a totalitarian and left with only accolades to arbitrate debate.

Like the UN, an animal with few teeth, no balls because Martin castrated them

In a perfect world we would all get paid to do nothing, …..Martin did it. Kudos to him.

The rest of us might have to move to Greece or Italy or Spain or at least find a way to become a dependant.

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#48 posted 12-24-2012 01:17 AM

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#49 posted 12-24-2012 03:15 AM

in a perfect world

we celebrate if only a delusional dream

for an instant

Mondays come cruel

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#50 posted 12-24-2012 03:16 AM

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