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Open Thread to Martin

by DKV
posted 606 days ago


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#1 posted 606 days ago

Shouldn’t this go in the site feedback forum?

-- Life is good.

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#2 posted 606 days ago

@DKV: You want to get the Mods attention? Hit the ‘Flag’ button whenever you post a question or statement you want them to see, whether it is offensive, abusive, or spammy. Kinda like pulling a fire alarm when you want to see a fire truck…Heehee…

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#3 posted 606 days ago

edit

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#4 posted 606 days ago

poopies bak

oh oh

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#5 posted 606 days ago

I cant believe Einstein banned Picasso from posting on his/her page ?

Must be a friend of Poopyrpants Poopie Cat and DKV algorithms ?

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#6 posted 606 days ago

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#7 posted 606 days ago

you can pick your friends

choose wisely

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#8 posted 606 days ago

zzzzzt

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#9 posted 606 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#10 posted 606 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#11 posted 606 days ago

its what happens to my brain when I enter a Starbucks

paralized at the amount of people who don’t know the length of their own knuckles, who reach deep into the change purse, who’s fingers are still too short to reach the quarter ? when they haven’t even read the menu, yet remain undecided ?

zzzzt

exit

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#12 posted 606 days ago

edit

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#13 posted 606 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#14 posted 606 days ago

we can hope

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#15 posted 606 days ago

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#16 posted 606 days ago

dont eat the cereal

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#17 posted 606 days ago

fishn

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#18 posted 606 days ago

looking out my front windows..

Snow? BAH! HUMBUG!!

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#19 posted 606 days ago

I knew a guy that hung out on the street corner with shaved flame designs into his beard and shouted at radom will; “Owsley! I love you!”
Some of you remind me of him.
I admired that man.

-- I cut it twice and it's still too short!

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#20 posted 606 days ago

edit

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#21 posted 606 days ago

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#22 posted 606 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#23 posted 606 days ago

cartoons vs ….. u pick

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#24 posted 606 days ago

home sweet home

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#25 posted 606 days ago

i know how to slice a single piece of bread in half

and feed 4 : ))

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#26 posted 606 days ago

I will be out of the office on the 24th and 25th

making and delivering toys to those I love

auto response

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#27 posted 606 days ago

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#28 posted 606 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#29 posted 605 days ago

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#30 posted 605 days ago

Gene, that looks like a hnothead schematic. The giveaway is the bottom left walk of delirium…

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#31 posted 605 days ago

I think Martin is ignoring you DKV

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#32 posted 605 days ago

I believe so, renners, I believe so. He’s of the school that if you just ignore a problem eventually it will go away.

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#33 posted 605 days ago

Maybe you’ll get a reply in six years time…

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#34 posted 605 days ago

Incidentally DKV, I just deleted a thread I started on finishing mdf. I absent mindedly posted it in under Wordworking Skill Share, when it clearly should have been posted under Finishing. Being a good Lumberjock, and not wishing to incur the wrath of the Posting Police, I deleted it and posted it in the correct section.
I believe I was able to do this because there were no replies.

Wife went to do Christmas shopping today, came back without any Mince Pies, and without any beer. Two staples of any Christmas festivities missing. The trolley was too hard to push apparently.

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#35 posted 604 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#36 posted 604 days ago

Dan, does it lift your finger to your nose?

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#37 posted 604 days ago

It looks like #1 on my list of questions has come off of the back burner. Merry Xmas to all…

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#38 posted 604 days ago

Nope but the other finger is doing something else. I think it is sign language.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#39 posted 604 days ago

OK my good fellas, #3 has been answered. Martin and Debbie are not, I repeat, are not married. Renners, I guess you can quit wondering and bugging me to ask. You now have your answer.

Now the only question left unanswered is the one concerning the spell checker…which some of the LJers really need. I guess it’s a sign of the state of our grade schools.

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#40 posted 604 days ago

Whether Martin and Debbie are married to each other, married in a conventional way, or married in an Elton John type way is none of my concern. For the record, I have absolutely no interest in who is married to who on Lumberjocks. I will leave that for people who have nothing better to think about.
I am very disappointed that you have painted me as some kind of cretinous sidekick, a stooge for your convenience, and not for the first time.
Knowing your penchant for religious imagery, might I suggest you change your avatar to a picture of Judas.
No. I am not kidding.

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#41 posted 604 days ago

You guys must remember that the company (Martin and Bebbie) is/are in Houston TX. When things get below 60 stuff starts to slow down.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#42 posted 604 days ago

Wye wood a web sight halve two provide spell checking when browsers all ready due sew?

Did yew no that the numb err too choice four correcting “dkv” is “vodka”?

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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#43 posted 604 days ago

Vodka, and tonic.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#44 posted 604 days ago

Vodka and tonic. No joke.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#45 posted 604 days ago

If you guys think I need correcting (renners does) then I’m all in on the vodka and tonic with a twist. Of course it could even get better (or not).

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#46 posted 604 days ago

No, no, you are a tonic, as in
1. Tonic muscles are much slower than twitch fibers in terms of time from stimulus to full activation, time to full relaxation upon cessation of stimuli, and maximal shortening velocity. These muscles are rarely found in mammals (only in the muscles moving the eye and in the middle ear), but are common in reptiles and amphibians”. Thus:

Or should we say: 2. Characterized by continuous tension or contraction of muscles, as a convulsion or spasm.
3. Producing or stimulating physical, mental, or emotional vigor!
4. Pissing people off.
Which should it be, hmm?

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#47 posted 604 days ago

Its hard to do a job like MsDebbies, …..stripped of absolute authority, abandoned by a totalitarian and left with only accolades to arbitrate debate.

Like the UN, an animal with few teeth, no balls because Martin castrated them

In a perfect world we would all get paid to do nothing, …..Martin did it. Kudos to him.

The rest of us might have to move to Greece or Italy or Spain or at least find a way to become a dependant.

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#48 posted 604 days ago

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#49 posted 604 days ago

in a perfect world

we celebrate if only a delusional dream

for an instant

Mondays come cruel

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#50 posted 604 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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