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posted 11-20-2012 09:29 PM


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#1 posted 11-20-2012 09:40 PM

What, Jugs?

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#2 posted 11-20-2012 09:51 PM

Shame on you. I would never use that word…unless you were talking about jug of water or jug of wine.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#3 posted 11-20-2012 10:12 PM

Wine of course, you didn’t think I meant breasts did you?

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#4 posted 11-20-2012 10:13 PM

Next time use one of the corny word substitutions people have been using for years, i.e., ‘Jeezum-Crow’ or, ‘Jeeper Creepers’ or take the wink-and-nod approach with ’ A Certain Jewish Carpenter’. Hard to complain about calling someone a ‘carpenter’ on a woodworking website.

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#5 posted 11-20-2012 10:26 PM

Jabberwocky?

-- “While the world with closed eyes sleeps, The sky knows and weeps - steel rain. ” ― Nathan Bell

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#6 posted 11-20-2012 10:33 PM

Jumpin Jehosaphat!

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#7 posted 11-20-2012 10:38 PM

Renners, I thought you were talking about milk jugs…I apologize to you.
47phord, I like your idea. May the carpenter be with you…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#8 posted 11-20-2012 11:04 PM

  • Joe just joined Jenny judging jellies.
  • Jealous Jill judges Jason’s jazzy job.
  • Juries joyfully judge jail jumpers.
  • Just jump, Joan!
  • Jerry jilted Janet’s jealous jockey.
  • Julie just joined Justin’s jumping jaguars.

-- “While the world with closed eyes sleeps, The sky knows and weeps - steel rain. ” ― Nathan Bell

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#9 posted 11-20-2012 11:04 PM

Jesus slaves!

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#10 posted 11-20-2012 11:09 PM

Mike, please do not do that. I do not want any part of this thread to insult or denigrate anyones feelings or beliefs. Thanks for your considerate consideration. Please delete your post.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#11 posted 11-20-2012 11:10 PM

Saves, of course !... What did you “think” I meant?

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#12 posted 11-20-2012 11:12 PM

I thought you meant what you wrote. Sorry for the mistake.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#13 posted 11-20-2012 11:18 PM

Everyone, I apologize for the error Mike made in his post. I truly do not want to offend anyone. I am sure Mike feels the same way and is not upset with my humble apology on his behalf.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#14 posted 11-20-2012 11:32 PM

So why not repost your original message, as it was originally worded, except for a discrete euphemism for the word that got censored?

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#15 posted 11-20-2012 11:36 PM

My original post talked about the lack of excitement in the noneverything forum and that I was now saved and then I mentioned the J word. Didn’t take long before it was deleted.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#16 posted 11-21-2012 02:47 AM

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VKD yb
?niaga erusserp doolb esiar ot deen ew oD

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#17 posted 11-21-2012 02:50 AM

Where is a good mirror when you need one?

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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#18 posted 11-21-2012 02:56 AM

Better still

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a DKV
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Iaceo cum vigilantia in filis et stant amet felis. Puto tempus est ut sursum interest level iterum. Manantem cruore participationem et altius ascendere. Damnaret administrationis! Lets loqui quidam vitantur thema. Lets esse rebellibus et recuperare nostris backbones. Sit amet petra colligerent. Quis mecum?
Animadverto meum novum avatar. Ive ‘ad ihesum ueniamus. Deus Benedicat causam nostram.
gene

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#19 posted 11-21-2012 09:27 AM

Let’s face it DKV, since the ban on XXXXXX & XXXXXXX, the NSTF has become as sedentary as an old folks home.
You offer the residents an enchilada, but they only want boiled cabbage. The Matrons are seeing to that. You can’t win.

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#20 posted 11-22-2012 07:05 PM

I would like to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Maybe someone can answer this question for me. Are we happy because the indians saved and fed us during a bad winter or are we happy because we eventually managed to take everything from them? I guess either view would count as giving thanks…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#21 posted 11-22-2012 07:27 PM

Another enchilada, with DKV’s special sauce…

Pass the turkey…

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#22 posted 11-24-2012 06:07 PM

i just had another thought after reading that schools in Texas use RFID tags to track their students. I think all kids should be barcoded immediately at birth and also have an RFID inserted. Both the Apple and Google app stores have apps for that. That way we would never forget our kids names or birth dates. Very cool…What do you guys think?

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#23 posted 11-24-2012 06:20 PM

Here’s something else I just discovered. If you ever want to witness white trash in action just go to Youtube and watch some of the Honey Boo Boo videos. Honey Boo Boo, Georgia, little girl pageants…well you get the idea. Kind of sick in a very sick way straight from the “Peach State”.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#24 posted 11-24-2012 06:31 PM

We could use RFID tags for old, wobbly, senile seniors. Kind of like lo-jack but for people…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#25 posted 11-24-2012 06:43 PM

Just been reading how Saudi Arabia has “digitally leashed” their women to their men. You have to admit the arabs have their shit together when it comes to women and their proper place in the food chain.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#26 posted 11-24-2012 10:48 PM

I am sorry your post disappeared

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#27 posted 11-24-2012 11:10 PM

I’m NOT.

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#28 posted 11-24-2012 11:16 PM

Mike, Mike, Mike, why are you such a sad, hostile, depressed person? I feel sorry for you. Is there anything I can do?

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#29 posted 11-24-2012 11:23 PM

Mike, you’re a mean, bad boy. I still feel sorry for.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#30 posted 11-24-2012 11:28 PM

Shush…..

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#31 posted 11-25-2012 01:13 AM

Here’s one to think about…: http://www.mrctv.org/videos/lesbian-takes-muslims-chrc-over-haircut

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#32 posted 11-25-2012 11:27 AM

Don, if it’s online excitement you’re after, head along to WorldofTanks.com.

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#33 posted 11-26-2012 09:54 PM

Good one PK!!

I couldn’t have said it better than one of the replies on there.

” I would say, I can’t cut women’s hair be warned. Then I would say ok, take her money, do a really lousy job and it would kill two birds with one stone. Not only do I have her money, but she would never come back and she would tell her fish-eating friends that I did a lousy job.”

This Crap is Political Correctness gone WILD!

She goes to the Canadian Human Rights Commission and files a Complaint based on the fact that She’s a Lesbian and that’s why this guy wouldn’t cut her hair?

I”m wondering how She makes New friends? Or gets through Her Day? If something happens that She doesn’t Agree or Approve of she’s going to go running to some “Enforcement Agency” to MAKE it Happen?

What a SAD way to live your Life!!

Think I’ll run on down the street and TRY and Join a Womens Gym. WELL! They Have NO Right to exclude me just because I’m a Male! Do They??

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#34 posted 11-26-2012 10:11 PM

I find your choice of Avatar intriqing. I wonder sometimes how most Christians in the West would feel if they knew what Mr. JC really looked like, assuming of course that he was indeed an real historical person. I also laugh at the pictures of the V Mary you see in western churches. Not even close to the real Mary, just based on genetics alone. Or maybe there was some secret European immigrants in the middle east around 30 BC or so.

This link offers some insights.

The real face of JC

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#35 posted 11-26-2012 10:27 PM

Ryanira, it is obvious to me you are not understanding the Truth of Life.

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#36 posted 11-26-2012 10:59 PM

What, that JC was a white guy?

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#37 posted 11-26-2012 11:07 PM

Many cultures will create nativity scenes and depictions of Jesus in the same ethnic/racial background as they are. Symbolically, this is to demonstrate that God/Jesus does not really belong to any one sect or culture, that God is so large as to encompass all of them. We can take any depiction to the extreme and make points for academic knowledge but that takes much away from the spiritual side of things.

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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#38 posted 11-27-2012 12:51 AM

Well said David. A reasoned approach for sure. My point was mainly meant to provoke some reflection on what we believe, and what it is based on. It just happens that I know a few narrow minded bible thumping types that once argued vehemently that JC looked like those classic European depictions, and I know for a fact they would not accept a black or even brown JC.

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#39 posted 11-27-2012 12:57 AM

Ryanair, my avatar is taken from a portrait painted by a Jewish painter right after His return from Missouri. Please do not be cruel…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#40 posted 11-27-2012 01:27 AM

I always wondered about the disciples, surely at 2,000 plus years ago foreigners from far away would have been very, very rare. So how did Mathew, Mark, Luke and John happen to be visiting the middle east at the same time?......Strange?

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#41 posted 11-27-2012 01:32 AM

“If you ever want to witness white trash in action just go to Youtube and watch some …”

I just go to Wal Mart.

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#42 posted 11-27-2012 02:04 AM

Blue Collar Woodworking is to Lumberjocks what a sacrificial magnesium anode is to a domestic water heater.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#43 posted 11-27-2012 02:29 AM

(Edited)

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#44 posted 11-27-2012 03:32 AM

Ryan, the moment the narrow minded bible thumping types start talking it is usually best to just shake your head and walk away. Most of them don’t care to remember a lot of what Jesus said and want to preach Paul as the final word.
Me, I have a large black madonna oil painting that I keep right in the center of the living room and another with a modern middle eastern arab look for the foyer.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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#45 posted 11-27-2012 04:11 AM

Here’s a good one…

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#46 posted 11-27-2012 04:22 AM

”...in the noneverything forum…”

Now THAT is funny.

-- Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!!!

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#47 posted 11-27-2012 06:05 AM

How true is that post about the English language!

I was in third grade when I left Germany and when I started school in the U.S. the teachers thought that it would be better if I started over … in kinder garden no less … because I had no English language experience whatsoever. So the first year in a U.S. school was spent in kinder garden, first grade, second grade, and third grade making me one year behind my classmates in fourth grade.

The reason for the above preface is because I was always used as the “idiot” when it comes to plurals! As an example, the teacher would say “the plural of tooth is teeth, what is the plural of booth?” and point to me! Obviously I said what made sense to me in the context of what the teacher said and I was wrong on many different occasions.

I don’t believe that the teachers did this to ridicule me but just to point out how asymmetrical the English language is to a foreigner. And, I did learn … eventually! But not all my German has not been lost as many times my sentence structure is more German than english.

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#48 posted 11-28-2012 03:43 AM

Currently the most exciting, thought provoking post (too short to be a thread) in the nonshop forum is the post by deparrott entitled “post deleted”. I’m thinking of starting a thread and rating (1 to 5 stars) each post in the forum. Should be fun, but then again my rating system might upset someone and the administrators will have to add “rating system” to Jesus, Republicans, Democrats, Gays, Muslims, etc.

On another subject I bet we’ve added a lot of new members and most of the old ones that left have come back since the “crackdown”. Does anyone know the numbers?

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#49 posted 11-30-2012 12:24 AM

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#50 posted 11-30-2012 12:34 AM

Sioux” is pronounced ”Sue”and ”Oui” is pronounced ”We”and “Sighed” is pronounced ”Side”
and if you don’t like it:
You can simply commit Siouxouisighed.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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