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A Eulogy

by Moron
posted 08-18-2012 03:05 AM


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Rick Dennington

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#1 posted 08-18-2012 03:12 AM

Goodbye…...!!!

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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lysdexic

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#2 posted 08-18-2012 03:13 AM

God’s speed. Whatever that means.

-- It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

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derosa

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#3 posted 08-18-2012 03:45 AM

Hope you find something to replace it that you like just as much.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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muleskinner

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#4 posted 08-18-2012 03:58 AM

Drama much?

-- Visualize whirled peas

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S4S

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#5 posted 08-18-2012 06:01 AM

MORON ,Thanks for the heads up . Already have most of your works downloaded from from the last time you were thinking of leaving . That cabinet that you made that your little girls used to play in was something that I related to .Mine had mirrored doors and my little girls used to hide and play in it also . I was showing my little girl ( now grown and with a baby ) something or other of your work and she noticed your avatar and asked “Whats that ” ? . I replied ” Thats a diarama of a little wooden man , with his bibs down ,next to a log .” What does that mean ,Dad ? ” Well.dear ,when you are out hunting and you need to go number two , then it is best to find a log . I, as a child , have seen your grandpa do this on more than one occasion while out hunting , and believe me , .......not a treasured memory ” !!! Then we both laughed uproariously …......so thanks from both of us for providing some humor and sharing your woodworking with us . Best wishes for you.and regards always …....MOMENT .

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madts

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#6 posted 08-18-2012 06:32 AM

Tell me where you go. The bantering has been great.

I have enjoyed it.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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poopiekat

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#7 posted 08-18-2012 12:19 PM

What will your new ID be???

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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404 - Not Found

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#8 posted 08-18-2012 02:26 PM

I had enough of LJ’s for a while, it really got away from what it was when I joined, so I went off (playing chess badly). But I came back, and I’m glad I did. Just don’t let the idiots get to you.
You are a very talented woodworker, sorry you’re leaving. It’s LJ’s loss.

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Moron

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#9 posted 08-18-2012 02:30 PM

Reviews where a freshly opened box of hamster fodder is a given 5 stars

expert advice from droves of woodworkers who’s greatest achievement is a sanded block of construction lumber or the 73rd thousandth pen

political non sense

religious furor

gangs of groupies armed with endless bandwidth

Finishing expertise right of the label of a can bought at Wal-Mart.

This site was a gift many years ago and almost 5 years later has since been reduced to the above. A small view into a microcosm of the world to which we live where greed and ego seem to have no bounds and all funded by the corporate giants that so many love to bash. A perfect paradox

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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poopiekat

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#10 posted 08-18-2012 03:26 PM

Re: #9 Post..
Suddenly I realize that I agree with you, Moron.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#11 posted 08-18-2012 03:38 PM

ego seem to have no bounds

Projection?

-- Jim, Southern Oregon

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surfin2

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#12 posted 08-18-2012 05:07 PM

Like they say….
History Repeats ( its self)...

-- Rick

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CharlieM1958

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#13 posted 08-18-2012 07:26 PM

I hope it wasn’t some moron who ran you off. Oops… sorry.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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a1Jim

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#14 posted 08-18-2012 10:26 PM

Good luck to you Roman ,I have always been impressed by your top notch quality work.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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gumper

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#15 posted 08-19-2012 01:52 AM

I’ll miss ya.

I’ve learned more from the cranky ol’ farts in my life. You tend to think first, ask questions after being stumped for a decent amount of time. The replies are always worth it.

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DKV

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#16 posted 08-19-2012 07:34 PM

Moron, now is not the time to quit. We still have the good fight to fight. #1 we can’t do anything about, #2 and #3 Nathan took care of, #4 is the good fight…like thinkers group together (right thinking or wrong thinking) #5 isn’t worth fighting over. Stick around it’s fun. Also, you do good work. These folks need your help and expertise. If a spade needs to be called spade…then it should be called out.

BTW, I can do #5…therefore I’m an expert.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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Moron

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#17 posted 08-20-2012 01:38 AM

Sure

i wont argue with a man who perfected # 5 b4 me

Good luck with it : ))

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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vipond33

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#18 posted 08-20-2012 02:14 AM

I hope you might reconsider your decision, for the reasons given by DKV as well as the need for more people like yourself, a skilled commercial craftsman being on this site. You make it better by staying, not by going away.
It’s easy to find the good stuff here (and the good stuff is really good) and even easier to ignore the dreck. That’s my feeling.
Besides, LJ needs more Canadians on the rolls – “Land of the Free and Home of the Sometimes Brave”.
There’s no shame in changing your mind but do as you will.
gene

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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Moron

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#19 posted 08-20-2012 02:32 AM

Martin wont let me resign

phoquer

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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DKV

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#20 posted 08-20-2012 02:34 AM

Simple…come back as norom.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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Moron

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#21 posted 08-20-2012 02:55 AM

I dont want to be re-incarnated 2 xs

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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404 - Not Found

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#22 posted 08-20-2012 12:06 PM

I think you have to submit a death certificate to get your account erased.

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bandit571

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#23 posted 08-21-2012 05:15 PM

Maybe include a picture as “Road-kill”???

Another Loooonnnggg goodbye??? Just start a couple Poly -jive, name-calling donniebrooks, that will turn nasty . THAT should do the trick…..

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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Moron

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#24 posted 08-22-2012 03:49 AM

thought about it

one would think a “death certificate” would suffice ?

apparently not…….

A1Jim, not quite sure “y” u wish me well ? c’ing how u hav had me “blocked” from comment since man evolved from ape, regardless whether ape was white or black,for creed and colour, we write in the language of our choice, the choice to which we choose to write, is entirely ours ?

God, his or hers, black or white, yours or mine, pick a page ?

Gave us “all” free will.

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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Moron

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#25 posted 08-22-2012 04:07 AM

choose

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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TheUnkownChemist

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#26 posted 08-22-2012 06:41 AM

I just got here. I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m sorry to have missed you. I’m just trying to keep occupied until Jesus gets here. Keep the faith, He is coming. After the final judgement all memory of this world will be wiped away with our tears. What they said and they themselves will be put away. Have faith and forgive. “Vengance is mine” saith the Lord. “I will repay.” God bless and good luck.

-- Mark D. Saler. Some of Life's little lessons are lethal. Learn from others.

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DKV

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#27 posted 08-22-2012 07:05 AM

Hey TheUnkownChemist, so you’re from Topeka, Kansas. Welcome to LumberJocks. BTW, do you know my friend Fred Phelps? He’s from Topeka also. Have fun on the LJ site. I think you’ll fit right in.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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TheUnkownChemist

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#28 posted 08-22-2012 08:50 AM

I have not meet him. I feel sorry for him. Proverbs says “If you grab a dog by the ears you cannot let go.” I’m not from Topeka, I had to move here to get work. The Reagan Peace dividend cost me my job. I’m from the Harvard of the Midwest, Lawrence. Go Jayhawks. Peace, Love, Happiness. Be a creator not a hater.

-- Mark D. Saler. Some of Life's little lessons are lethal. Learn from others.

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TheUnkownChemist

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#29 posted 08-22-2012 08:56 AM

I’ve been checking out the website. There is a lot of neat stuff. So many ideas to consider. I love the creativity. 3:54 AM: I can’t put it down. Thanks.

-- Mark D. Saler. Some of Life's little lessons are lethal. Learn from others.

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Moron

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#30 posted 08-24-2012 12:55 AM

oxy”moron”, the perfect paradox

you cant “die” on LJ’s, they simply force you to live an untimely death, ultimately determined by “them” the group of seven, my fav., Emily Carr. and the wanna be hers. Seriously though I really like Emily Carrs work. She was awesome and wished I owned a piece of her art. I’ld settle for “cut out” the signature. Not sure if Emily was very religious but I am certain that she was extremely spiritual. Not sure if there is a difference though but time has taught me to fear the radical religion more so then to fear the radical spiritual. …… to a degree, they are the same.

that said I will never ever hold even a grain of sand up in the air to ever believe that a spiritual woodworker is better then a woodworker that is an atheist, or religious, dont matter which crowd you pick, there will be a liar amongst them : ( …perhaps an opinion but my experience has led me to believe it might be a fact based on yet unsubstantiated surveys ; )

Friends who wish you well, who hide behind a cloak of BS, are not the friends I need, nor want.

Another long Eulogy ?……….cuz the moderators r like politicians and constantly lack the intestinal fortitude to make bad choices (wisdom doesnt come from good ones ; ) , instead bending to corporate greed which I personally feast upon, its a paradox ………and it doesn’t end at woodworking

Call a spade a spade

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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OldMarine

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#31 posted 08-24-2012 01:30 AM

Did it ever occur to you to just quit posting?

Don’t come to the site?

-- Jim, Southern Oregon

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Rick Dennington

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#32 posted 08-24-2012 01:59 AM

You still here….? I thought you had left…..Then I see your post above….Ok….hang around a while…..!!

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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Moron

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#33 posted 08-24-2012 02:27 AM

yup i did.

they wont delete me

will u help Oldmarine ?………….maybe send a letter ?

How about you Rick?

with enough help ?

we can make this happen

it can b chronicled in the vaults of “How to delete”

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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TheUnkownChemist

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#34 posted 08-24-2012 03:20 AM

Moron,

You could change your profile to deceased and hope for an EMP (elactromagnetic pulse).

-- Mark D. Saler. Some of Life's little lessons are lethal. Learn from others.

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Moron

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#35 posted 08-24-2012 03:37 AM

MAYBE

but no

only a death certificate would do

or a pulse

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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jumbojack

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#36 posted 08-24-2012 03:37 AM

You seem like a bitter person, with a talent for working with wood. I dont want to sound crass, but perhaps you should look inward, the demons you rail against may be closer than you think. I will pray for your comfort.

-- Made in America, with American made tools....Shopsmith

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jumbojack

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#37 posted 08-24-2012 03:38 AM

Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.

-- Made in America, with American made tools....Shopsmith

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Moron

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#38 posted 08-24-2012 03:40 AM

true that

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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DKV

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#39 posted 08-24-2012 04:09 AM

All these good byes, good lucks, we’ll miss ya’s is beyond amazing. All this love in the air, on the web, permeating LJs with a thick coating of comaraderie and brothership. I could almost cry…wait I feel a tear coming. You guys are just the greatest to give moron such a joyful sendoff with no thought for yourself for any wrongs, dings, trolling, schmolling, swearing or disagreements that you may have had with him or perceived to have had with him.

Nathan, take a look at a thread just full of “play nice”. Now this is what we want in a woodworking site. Folks getting along, sharing hammers, coffee and problems. Not just sharing problems but downright working on them together until they no longer exist. Sheesh!, what a group of scouts. What a group of guys (gals included) to go to these lengths to make a fellow LJ feel loved and respected. I was getting bored until this thread came along.

I still haven’t seen any good byes from Joe or JimC. They’re probably waiting to the end to say their adios’s (sp?) Good luck moron. May god be with you and forever ride at your side.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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Moron

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#40 posted 08-24-2012 04:11 AM

play nice

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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Moron

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#41 posted 08-24-2012 04:42 AM

dkv

c u on the other side

; 0

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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