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Another interesting stat...

by DKV
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#1 posted 297 days ago

Source…?

-- "Do not speak – unless it improves on silence."

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moment

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#2 posted 296 days ago

Source…. : “Yeah , A small bubbling spring in the foothills of Burundi, and the Mountains of the Moon . Yup . That’s what I was teached . ” ~ G.B.

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#3 posted 296 days ago

2 out of 3 ain’t bad for me. I know the Truth about Santa!!!

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#4 posted 296 days ago

Was that poll token outside a primary school gate?

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#5 posted 296 days ago

I think there is a “fairy” around here but it’s not the Tooth Fairy.

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#6 posted 296 days ago

Dan is back

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#7 posted 296 days ago

were the questions given inside a mall or in a very public space? I’ll swear up one side and down the other that they’re all real if asked in front of my daughter or youngest cousins.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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#8 posted 296 days ago

I’m not a huge GWB fan but does anyone think that the poster of the picture above would wet his pants if someone posted something similar of OBonzo?

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moment

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#9 posted 296 days ago

No , of coarse knot !

Pillow Fight !

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#10 posted 296 days ago

Approximately 78% of Americans believe in any statistic quoted on the internet, even though it has been proven mathematically that 63.973% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

-- "Too much hurry ruins the body. I'll sit easy … fan the spark" - I. Anderson

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#11 posted 296 days ago

Around 78% of Americans agree that we can do without the statistics of this economic genius.

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moment

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#12 posted 296 days ago

Made up on the spot ? ...........who wood have thought …..amazing stat , thanks ChuckV ….I’m sure DKV woodn’t make up anything out of the clear blue .

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#13 posted 296 days ago

moment,

You are welcome.

This is for anyone interested in the details.

= 63.973%

-- "Too much hurry ruins the body. I'll sit easy … fan the spark" - I. Anderson

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moment

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#14 posted 296 days ago

That is definitely above my pay grade .

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#15 posted 296 days ago

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#16 posted 296 days ago

!!

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#17 posted 296 days ago

My source is wikipedia, the source of sources. The final word, the ultimate answer finder. All one needs is faith and anything can become true. I have faith the easter bunny is real. I have faith santa is real. And, I have faith the tooth fairy is real. Please do not mess with my faith just because it is not yours. I believe everything in wikipedia is true.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#18 posted 296 days ago

You mean week-ipidia

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#19 posted 296 days ago

Renners, I prefer wikipedia (but you can call it what you like) and it is my bible of life. I’m also easy to get along with since I don’t require people to believe what I believe. I really don’t care that many of you don’t believe in santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy, and I’m still on the fence as far as believing that great hairy things roam the woods but many do. Why should I rain on their parade.

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#20 posted 296 days ago

Partial poo-poo, ChuckV! I have Krauss’ Electromagnetic Theory text on my bookshelf at work.

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#21 posted 296 days ago

Yahoo answers is the best , every answer is the absolute truth ; )

Advanced Search STEPHANiE STEPHANi… What is the difference between being delusional and reading too much into things? Please answer? If you know deep down that what you believe may not be true and you know it might be a delusion, but you still love to believe it, is it a true delusion?! ( yahoo question )

Answerer 1: If your belief is held to be absolute truth but is not congruent with world. ( yahoo answer )

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#22 posted 296 days ago

95% of Americans believe in an invisible man in the sky. It’s just a testament to a level of bovine credulity that hasn’t been seen since the middle ages. DKV, I know you were looking for this to go religious so, here you go.

-- Save lives, ease suffering, reduce morbidity and mortality, stomp out pestilence and disease, postpone the inevitable, and fake compassion. The Paramedics Creed

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#23 posted 296 days ago

It only goes religious if someone takes it there. I would prefer a continued discussion of my beliefs. I get points for every conversion. I think I have Moment converted.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#24 posted 296 days ago

I think I have you converted , Dkv .

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#25 posted 296 days ago

Maybe so, Moment, maybe so…

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#26 posted 296 days ago

” don’t Go , stay with the All Unknown ”!!

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#27 posted 295 days ago

This is straight from my bible.

The Yeti or Abominable Snowman is an ape-like cryptid said to inhabit the Himalayanregion of Nepal, and Tibet. It is believed to be taller than an average human and is similar to Bigfoot.[2][3] The names Yeti and Meh-Teh are commonly used by the people indigenous to the region,[4] and are part of their history and mythology. Stories of the Yeti first emerged as a facet of Western popular culture in the 19th century.

If my bible says it is a myth then I cannot be a believer. However, it seems to fit closely with my current beliefs and so I am kind of torn between believing and hoping. Maybe it evolved from the easter bunny. That’s the answer…it evolved from the EB.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#28 posted 295 days ago

Myth? Your Bible is clearly wrong, here is the evidence

-- Do or do not, there is no try

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DKV

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#29 posted 295 days ago

Oh ya! Where did you take that? Do see them often? BTW, use a small b for bible…I don’t believe in big b’s for stuff that I’m not totally sure about and may be struggling over. They get a big b when I can absolutely prove it’s real. Obviously in this case it deserves a small b. You have proven beyond any doubt that the Yeti (notice big y) is real. Thanks, renners. Now if you could help me with the other myths and fairy tales I’ve heard about I’d appreciate it.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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VinnieP

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#30 posted 295 days ago

If you don’t believe then they don’t bring you presents.

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#31 posted 295 days ago

the bible is real…...it exists….

-- Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!!!

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DKV

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#32 posted 295 days ago

My bible is wikipedia but I am not quite sure of it’s infallibility. Wikipedia says the Yeti are a myth but renners proved they are real with the photo he took. Thusly the small b. I have already contacted them for an update on the Yeti subject. Now my confusion lies in where do the Yeti fit into creationism. Any ideas?

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#33 posted 295 days ago

From Wikipedia:

The Yeti or Abominable Snowman is an ape-like cryptid said to inhabit the Himalayanregion of Nepal, and Tibet. It is believed to be taller than an average human and is similar to Bigfoot.[2][3] The names Yeti and Meh-Teh are commonly used by the people indigenous to the region,[4] and are part of their history and mythology. Stories of the Yeti first emerged as a facet of Western popular culture in the 19th century.The scientific community generally regards the Yeti as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence,[5] but it remains one of the most famous creatures of cryptozoology. The Yeti may be considered a sort of parallel myth to the Bigfoot of North America.

Katdaddy, I don’t have any relatives from Nepal or Tibet that I know of. I’m probably not related to any of the Yeti in renner’s picture. Could be though…you never know. Can you help me with my latest dilemma? I’m trying to figure out how the Yeti fits into creationism and/or evolution. You seem like a smart, intelligent guy. Help me out.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#34 posted 295 days ago

Dude, did that guy in Moment’s first video just say, “I’ll teach you to punch like that?” If so, I’m stealing that as my new barfight comment. Even if you lose, you’ve won if anyone hears you say that.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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DKV

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#35 posted 295 days ago

I think he said “did your mom teach you to punch like that”.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#36 posted 295 days ago

For Moment:
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http://youtu.be/FW9x7OkwpxA
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http://youtu.be/Dyh5v_GizaY
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http://youtu.be/4PafUgFiaaw
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http://youtu.be/SFWsU0NJvVY

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#37 posted 295 days ago

Again for Moment (embed, hopefully):
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-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#38 posted 295 days ago

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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Bertha

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#39 posted 295 days ago

78% of of people like the Melvins
.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#40 posted 295 days ago

^Even better, DKV!!!!

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#41 posted 295 days ago

Ah, but only 5% of lumberjocks believe what DKV has to say.

-- When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there is no end to what you CAN'T do

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#42 posted 295 days ago

no Al the bar line is … (after getting punched in the face) ... If i wanted a kiss i woulda called your mother.

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

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#43 posted 295 days ago

renners proved they are real with the photo he took

But, are you sure that renners (notice the small ‘r’) is real?

-- "Too much hurry ruins the body. I'll sit easy … fan the spark" - I. Anderson

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#44 posted 295 days ago

Dwaine, 5% is not too shabby.

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DKV

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#45 posted 295 days ago

Chuckv, I once received a PM from renners so he has to be real. Only real people are allowed to send PMs. That’s the rule.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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DKV

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#46 posted 295 days ago

Let me ask you guys a question. How many of you read a passage from Wikipedia to your kids each day?

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#47 posted 295 days ago

I think…therefore i am….

unless I think that I’m not real….i’m so confused. I bet the Yeti know….

-- Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!!!

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DKV

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#48 posted 295 days ago

Ok, let’s get serious. I just watched a Youtube video on Westboro Baptist church. Someone please tell me that the video I saw is a joke and real people don’t act that way. Please, anyone. Reaffirm my faith in humanity. What kind of human compassion is that?

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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#49 posted 295 days ago

Post the link or it didn’t happen…

you know the rules

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DKV

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#50 posted 295 days ago

Tiny minds being filled with huge amounts of hate.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=xMbfQ117Jts

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

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