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May I help you, ma’am…PLEEEZE.
Or, Hey lady, have I got some wood for you!

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

LMAO Gene! Where did she keep her wallet, hmmmm…........

-- Martin ....always count the number of fingers you have before, and after using the saw.

Im sorry but this just screams for so many puns. None of which ‘wood’ be appropriate.

-- “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” ~ JRR Tolkien

Yeah, probably too titillating, huh?

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

I showed up an hour late, missed it…

-- Rick

Probably just…....bored…...

-- Don't rollerskate in a buffalo herd

From what was said, she forgot to put her clothes on…

Was asked to leave, then went to the corner Stewarts…

Must be some dam good saw dust…

-- Rick

greet me

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If you notice the blurr at 1:09….............same girl .

yeah, i know you are out there.

wha

Everyone’s out of step , except Johnny !

” the sacrifice is worth it , just to hang around the arcade ”!!

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Wow! Thought about doing that… But you could get splinters in your feet :-P

-- As my momma said " all else fails... read the distructions"