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#401 posted 648 days ago

Dan,I would like to have a Troll Hunter tee , and a Real , Real , Really Rick tee, .and some lumberjerk headphones .

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#402 posted 648 days ago

surround sound

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#403 posted 647 days ago

New official head gear for “Untitled”?

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#404 posted 647 days ago

‘Untitled’ – short for ‘The Paradoxically Titled Untitled Thread’.?

Do I win a prize for guessing correctly?

Kickback injuries in the workplace can be reduced by employing dwarves to operate sawing machinery.
If a piece comes flying off the saw, there is little chance of them being hit. Well, not in the nuts anyway. Although I suppose it could happen if they were standing on a chair. You’d need to put a sign up.

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#405 posted 647 days ago

Hey! what a coincidence, that’s our saw! But we don’t have the short accessory that came with it no more, something to do with a very rare accordion and scoring blade accident. Tragic.
But wait, a friend of yours sent me an e-mailed picture of you and your wife. You could be our new one!

Pays good and everyday we’ll pick you up just to say hello.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#406 posted 646 days ago

Me and Tess (Giantess). Who put you up to it Gene? That accordion accident sounds nasty – you can never be too careful – that’s why I always give everything my full atten… (Gee, I must remember to fill that hole in the wall where the nail head popped through) ... ti… (what about that woman on the radio with Tourettes who kept BISCUIT! shouting BISCUIT! the whole time BISCUIT!) ...on.

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#407 posted 645 days ago

Just cruizin along , I have given up electronic media for a couple of months . Very interesting . But i can just read for so long .Probably be calling the cable guy next month . Grand experiment , of course i have to log on to the WiFi occationaly here at the burger barn to see how everyone is . Ya’ll keep rocking . Take a deep breath….....................................exhale .!!

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#408 posted 645 days ago

A knockout video my friend.
If he can do that, you can do without the fix for a recursive moment, the one we’ve all thought about.
You, the seldom seen kid.
gene

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#409 posted 641 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#410 posted 634 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#411 posted 630 days ago

oooh yeeaahh!
Ah-aahh!

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#412 posted 629 days ago

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#413 posted 617 days ago

The brains are slowly removed before the 6th of November

by the secret formulas


and the laconic mechanization of the populace takes place
hard

or soft

or as it used to look like in the 50’s

and the winner is…....

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#414 posted 617 days ago

woot !!

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#415 posted 616 days ago

Sea horses…......See horses

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#416 posted 616 days ago

more top secret formula

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#417 posted 616 days ago

Drills only , no hand planes please .

hard

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#418 posted 616 days ago

or soft .

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#419 posted 616 days ago

or as it used to look like in the 30’s

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#420 posted 616 days ago

and the winner is…...

runner up….

~ includes velvet carrying case .

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#421 posted 616 days ago

Weather channel reporter watching a video of a tree being blown over by Sandy …...reports…

” Just look at that tree being blown over ! It’s just like watching a movie …...a disaster movie ! “

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#422 posted 616 days ago

I’m going to PM Tom Hanks and see if he can figure this thread out, he’s great at puzzles.
Did anyone see the Da Vinci Code?.

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#423 posted 616 days ago

Dan’s book was a good mystery read . But this idea about Da Vinci encoding some overwhelming obsession with the ’ feminine ’ ,or ‘vessel ’,( as he refers to it) ,in his work seems a little far fetched , considering that Da Vinci was homosexual . Who was at that dinner table ? Was it his wife ? Was it a Raphael – like dude .Was it someone in drag ?What is that huge tablecloth he painted really hiding ? What were they eating ? Da Vinci was a vegitarian….....so who knows . Entertaining none the less . Didn’t see the movie ,though .

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#424 posted 616 days ago

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#425 posted 616 days ago

Why so ungrammatical, like yor unculturede or sumthin. It’s THE Vinci, not DA. Duh.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#426 posted 615 days ago

So I forwarded a link to this thread to my good friend Tom Hanks, and asked him to have a go at deciphering it – but all I got back was another email from his agent going on about respecting privacy, stalking and restraining orders, or something like that. I don’t understand, Tom normally loves puzzles, you should see him at Soduko.
So I asked my other good friend, Patrick Stewart, aka Captain Jean-Luc Picard, if he had any thoughts on the meaning of the spaceman, swans, secret formulas and the Burger Barn…
But he hasn’t got back to me either, I think he’s still sore about that time I beat him at table tennis – but he insisted on playing in the wheelchair… I dunno, these celebrities eh?

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#427 posted 615 days ago

Grammer shammer . I want to see renner’s pin -up calendar of woodworking babes , like he promised . With all your friends who are movie stars , it should be no problem . See if Lady Ga Ga or Jenifer Hudson are available , I am sure you know them . Can’t wait . They really don’t have to be famous , but they should be “Full Bore ” ,because that is how everyone likes it nowadays .

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#428 posted 615 days ago

Grammer shammer yourself, what’s gramm’r doin on her elbows if not The Vinci, the newest break dance craze? Hmm?

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#429 posted 614 days ago

They look like they all like wood, apart from the two with the hard hats, who look like they probably like each other.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Which reminds me – What’s a lesbian’s favourite type of wood?

Answers on a postcard please.

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#430 posted 609 days ago

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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#431 posted 608 days ago

I see the stalker is back

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#432 posted 608 days ago

999
It’s harder to do a 999 than it is to do a 360 nu?
Almost, almost there is way better and way harder than a full turnaround, way better.
But then I do turn around in these Moments, and that many posts – and somehow strangely keep saying - I believe in homicide.

that’s the truth of it

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#433 posted 608 days ago

They say that all things will be better for us, after we are dead .

!!

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#434 posted 602 days ago

I saw an ad on the telly last night for ‘World of Tanks”. I was strangely drawn to it.
Is this a mid-life crisis thing? Is anyone else on ‘World of Tanks’? Is it any good?

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#435 posted 599 days ago

I would be pleased to punt out a postcard again as I just happen to work with a very talented lesbian cabinetmaker, (she immigrated to Canada recently from Norway via a small island in Greece) and she has confided in me the name of her favourite tree but, and this is huge – where is the death certificate of the dead guinea pig and its stuffing and mounting and conveyance to me with its opulent log cabin? Prizes cannot pile up ad infinitum if we are to remain confidants.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#436 posted 597 days ago

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#437 posted 597 days ago

I”M SORRY Gene, the closing date for the last contest has passed.
We asked you what is a lesbian’s favourite kind of wood?, the answer of course is tongue and groove, though I would given you half a point for rubber wood.
As to the previous prize, Pooka, the guinea pig still lives, it’s testament to my animal husbandry skills that he has not yet departed. I think he may outlive my taxidermist Uncle which may present a problem when, you know, the time comes.

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#438 posted 597 days ago

Not to sound pedantic or like a woodworker or anything, but isn’t tongue and groove a joint? and isn’t rubber something you put on wood to prevent the occurrence of little Pooka’s?
The contest seems to have been rigged. I think the fix is in and the prize a chimera.
How very disappointing so close to Christmas.
I’ll be ok, really. Sniff.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#439 posted 597 days ago

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#440 posted 595 days ago

Whats a chimira.? .....that eludes moment at the moment…....is it like a chupacabra ? What prize ? The tongue and groove thing i understand very well . Need to get my Stella back . get back in the groove ,groovy. I miss that sort of thing sometimes ….....the heart is a lonely hunter . Sublimation is good …...up to a point , then it becomes dysfunctional , blah blah blah . I’m dysfunctional ,or else i wouldn’t be here . Didn’t we almost have it all ,when love was all we had worth giving ? Didn’t we almost have it all ? sorry…...that whitney houston song got me side tracked ,let me just mute that…........there….......thats better . The sleeper cells seem very quiet at this time SHHHHHHHHHH…......shhhhh …..quiet . Just keep reminding myself to not forget to unlearn things . Someone just walked across the room and handed me a bourbon and coke . My gay friends throw the best parties…HANDS DOWN . My biker friends in east tejas come close but they lack a little decorum to say the least( No HD ridin dentists and lawyers in that crowd BYL .) blah blah blah …......I have been directed by My host to ” mingle ” ......love the holidays …......cheer up

chirizzo heads ….have fun

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#441 posted 595 days ago

@ renners ,....Cum bi yah …..................................................mylordcumbiyahmylord ..........................................................................................................................cum bi yah

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#442 posted 595 days ago

I told the guy that ” I like sensitive infrared to more invasive magnetic imaging ” . This was in responce to a question that idid not hear but felt obliged to answer …....normal for me …..he nodded agreement . : )

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#445 posted 595 days ago

LET’S FLIP THIS HOUSE !!!!

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