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#251 posted 705 days ago

Hi Gene,,

!เรามีฝนตกมากที่นี่ สัตว์จะทำดี ไม่มีไข่เน่าหรือไก่ดิบถูกโยนที่บ้านของฉัน! ความเมตตาความเมตตาความเมตตาเด็กฉัน ว่าสภาพอากาศสำหรับคุณคืออะไร?

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#252 posted 705 days ago

Gentlemen prefer overalls.
You think these pages don’t cost money?
The Kyoto Protocol and the Lumberjocks terms of service clearly state that carbon footprints may not be routed or used to step on dead fish no matter how vacuous a blonde is employed.

Uh, the weather is fine here.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#253 posted 705 days ago

Smile when you say ’ vacuous ’ my diaku amigo , and no one told me about footprints or claw marks or routing or none of that carbonic stuff . I agree , overalls suck , and you should not use the word ‘gentleman’ anymore because it has a religious derivation . It’s the law .

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#254 posted 705 days ago

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-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#256 posted 704 days ago

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#257 posted 704 days ago

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#258 posted 704 days ago

A request to all “Untitled” contributors who have achieved LJ Forum level “Yoda” – can upload video:

How about some Warren Zevon. “Jesus was a Crossmaker” is good music and about woodworking. I’m still stuck at level JarJarBinks.

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#259 posted 704 days ago

She could do with getting down to FatFighters

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#260 posted 704 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#261 posted 704 days ago

All I found was a cover of”Jesus was a Cross Maker” on utube , here’s a good one.though…........

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~never too delirious

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#262 posted 704 days ago

Thanks, Moment!

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#263 posted 704 days ago


~no worries mate

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#264 posted 704 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#265 posted 704 days ago

!!

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#266 posted 704 days ago

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#267 posted 704 days ago

Some one COULD print out the first verse or two of a song called “Brutal Planet”? Just the last verse is Religous. Maybe a chorus instead?

“from here it looks so nice…..”

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#268 posted 704 days ago

I printed it out the first few ‘verses’ on my printer , what address should I mail it to ?

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#269 posted 704 days ago

print them out… right below this post. I have just got through watching a live show on youtube, from a year ago. And, it had Orianthi, shredding the axe.

We’re standing on this ball of hate. There’s no parole, there is no great escape. Sound about right???

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#270 posted 704 days ago

! There’s no parole, there’s no great escape We’re sentenced here until the end of days And then my brother there’s a price to pay We’re only human, we were born to die Without the benefit of reason why We live for pleasure – to be satisfied And now it’s over there’s no place to hide Why don’t you, come down to It’s such a brutal planet It’s such an ugly world Why won’t you, come down to “This world is such perfection” (What a sight) “It’s just like paradise” (For my eyes) “A truly grand creation” (What a sight) “From up here it looks so nice” (For my eyes) It’s such a brutal planet It’s such a living hell It was a holy garden That’s right where ** fell It’s where the bite was taken It’s where we chose to sin It’s where we first were naked This is where our death begins We took advice from that deceiving snake He said don’t worry it’s a piece of cake And sent us swimming in a burning lake Now we’re abandoned here for heaven’s sake Why don’t you, come down to It’s such a brutal planet It’s such an ugly world Why won’t you, come down to! ~ Alice Cooper , ” Brutal Planet” .

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#271 posted 704 days ago

Thank you, sir. Comments? Anything to add?

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#272 posted 704 days ago

Sometimes we imagine the world as a beautiful garden where there is symbiosis and balance in all of nature .

Sometimes we imagine a brutal planet where all life consumes all other life .

There is a balance and resolution within our species about the metaphysical properties of both ideas .

The important thing is that we imagine .

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#273 posted 704 days ago

Yes, Alice is full of sh%t. Out of the garden? Best thing that ever happened in the world.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#274 posted 704 days ago

“and here’s where we fed the Lions….”

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#275 posted 704 days ago

Alice is just providing that teenage angst musik , like he has always done . $$$$$$$$$$

Try the metric system ….... Metric , from the cd ” Fantasies ” ( highly recomended for your post post modern angst requirements ) Sounds even better when your doing a 100 mphdownthefreewayandscreamingalong .

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#276 posted 703 days ago

We took advice from that deceiving snake
He said don’t worry it’s a piece of cake

I didn’t even realise there was cake in the Garden of Eden, and if there was, you’d think that apple would be pretty safe, I mean, come on, cake or apple? I know which one I’d choose.

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#277 posted 703 days ago

How could it be paradise without cake?

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#278 posted 703 days ago

Do we need to remind you again? Don’t make me come over there.

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#279 posted 703 days ago

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#280 posted 703 days ago

R.I.P.

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#281 posted 703 days ago

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#282 posted 703 days ago

NOTE TO SELF :

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#283 posted 703 days ago

Note to previous Self :

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#284 posted 703 days ago

Post your action figures !!

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#285 posted 703 days ago

I’m fixing to start smoking , any tips ?

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#286 posted 703 days ago

Should I use my log like a stool or like a stove ?

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#287 posted 703 days ago

~caesar

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#288 posted 703 days ago

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#289 posted 703 days ago

Pass a log sized stool and a bit of you will be hot as a stove. Smokin’ I would say. That’s my tip.

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#290 posted 703 days ago

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#291 posted 703 days ago

One of my favorite Trees :

Have you worked with this type of wood ? I plan to be the first LJ to post a project using this wood . It will be unique . So don’t copy me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#292 posted 703 days ago

Thanks Gene !!................always wondered about that . hummmmmmm.

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#293 posted 703 days ago

If you’re gonna take up smoking this is doing it wrong …

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#294 posted 703 days ago

Moment, you’re making something out of chocolate?

-- From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Immanuel Kant

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#295 posted 703 days ago

Yes , as a child I remember that after the rainy season, we would take our buckets and spouts and hatchets to grandpapa’s cocao grove and tap the trees . Happily working as we watched the thick rich sweet chocolate syrup drip into our buckets . We always had plenty of candy for the dry season…..grandpapa made sure of that!
Cocao wood is what I was thinking of using. Is that sculpture made of choco ? That would be cool . If i had a chocolate statue then I would not have to start smoking !

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#296 posted 703 days ago

Feeding humpback whales mesmerize onlookers


Boaters and kayakers waited with their cameras for a pod of humpbacks to breach the ocean’s surface, an occasional sight around Port San Louis, according to amateur photographer Bill Bouton.
Danika Fears writes

Bill Bouton, a retired high school biology teacher, was on an unsuccessful outing to photograph birds in San Luis Obispo, Calif. when he happened upon a breathtaking sight beneath the skyline: a pod of humpback whales feeding in shallow water.

The 69-year-old captured one of the enormous mammals breaching the surface while feeding on a “bait ball,” a dense mass of sardines that forms to ward off predators. But the defense mechanism just seemed to be attracting more hungry creatures, Bouton said, as hundreds of pelicans and seagulls were diving in the water and flying up again.

Despite federal guidelines that warn observers to stay at least 100 yards away from whales or risk being fined $50,000, onlookers hovered around the feeding site.

Scores of brave onlookers gathered around the whale as well, some daring to venture only a few feet away from the lunging giant.
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“There’s a woman in what looked like a black party dress standing calmly on her paddle board and taking a photo with the whale,” Bouton told TODAY.com. “It was priceless.”

Bouton spotted the rare scene on Saturday from his moving car and pulled over immediately. After rushing to set up his tripod, he took photos from the passenger’s seat for nearly an hour.


Bouton said the humpbacks have been feeding for at least a couple of days in the shallow, sheltered waters, drawing crowds to the coast.

“I was really lucky,” he said.

In the 35 years that Bouton has been taking photos of animals, mostly birds, he’s never had a photo go this viral. He was surprised to find that in just 16 hours, the humpback pictures garnered over 200,000 views.

“It’s been absolutely crazy,” he said.

Incredible images taken by retired biology instructor Bill Bouton of a small pod of humpback whales lunge-feeding off the coast of California have gone viral

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#297 posted 702 days ago

Aha! I always suspected moment was working on a chocolate river. The cocao pods are the smoking gun.

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#298 posted 702 days ago

We could use an extra hand for our Chocolate refineries in the Greater Houston Area…...pays good…..hop a jet …black gold ,renners .

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#299 posted 701 days ago

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#300 posted 698 days ago

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.

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