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#551 posted 12-18-2012 02:05 AM

Not so illegal anymore ,just don’t play Rocky Mountain High …...I’ll barf…..oid

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#552 posted 12-18-2012 02:14 AM

i was gone a while too didnt know of em banning politics ,its funny to me

-- Jesus Is Alright with me

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#553 posted 12-18-2012 02:36 AM

Two things to get out of jury duty, although, you DO have to show up:

A week before the date, stop taking a bath. Show up at the Courthouse in dirty, old work clothes, the nastier, the better. One or the other lawyer will excuse for cause, and you go home ( to take a shower)

When they ask ” Do you know any of these people?” Say” Yep” ( excused for cause, again)

Of course, you could just not show up, but you’ll be cited as “In Contempt” and have to pay a fine, and sit on the next Jury.

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#554 posted 12-18-2012 02:55 AM

Do you remember that episode of Twilight Zone ,where the astronaut (prisoner ) had to leave his wife behind because of the weight factor . We find out at the end that she was a …Robot . ? Everyone has had thoughts of
having a relationship with a robot ( normal people ,that is ) . They will happen in the future . But robots having sex with each other ? Isn’t that preposterous ! When I first saw the “Sex Life of Robots ” I was very amused to say the least . The way it was constructed was a surprise to me ,since it appears to be metal work . It’s one of those things you think ” how clever ,wish i had thought of that . ” Well it’s funny , but it is for mature viewing i guess . These are some rat rod, industrial looking ‘robots’ , bare basic robots,...almost populist . So if you think puppets simulating robots simulating some laughable activity which is absurd …....is objectionable ,. Then don’t watch the Video .. They wont jump off the page and shag you though Sex Life of Robots > wikipedia

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#555 posted 12-18-2012 03:05 AM

@ bandit , I like your ‘four muscle ” bitch slap method best . That would get someone out of jury duty pretty damn quick .

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#556 posted 12-18-2012 03:13 AM

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#557 posted 12-18-2012 03:19 AM

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#558 posted 12-18-2012 10:51 AM

Cool wikipedia link moment. Kind of a cross between cyber sex and automated phone messaging systems connecting to automated answering machines and having a conversation. Robots visiting Westworld...

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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#559 posted 12-18-2012 05:16 PM

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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#560 posted 12-18-2012 07:26 PM

get ready moment they say snow coming

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#561 posted 12-19-2012 01:19 AM

I would put my words in my shoes overnight if I thought they wouldn’t stink by morning.

Fascinating video moment, I felt strangely drawn to the kettle watching that.

Today I assembled 3 pieces of IKEA furniture for someone. It’s soulless stuff. Cheap. Plastic. Disposable. I am convinced it’s made by robots. Robots who load X amount of mechanically recovered wood† into a machine and unload X amount of soulless, cheap, plastic, disposable pieces of furniture out of another machine.
That is one reason I no longer like IKEA. Another reason is those robots that make the IKEA junk are all sex maniacs, as evidenced by moments link.
Some of them are right slags.
The only thing I like about IKEA is the pictures of the guy putting it all together in the instruction manual.

The IKEA man demonstrates a wide range of expressions. Oops, your corners gone, Bummer!
The ‘pleased as punch’ one is good as well (‘I put that together’, pats horrible table), but the best is the WTF with the question mark.

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#562 posted 12-22-2012 12:20 PM

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#563 posted 12-22-2012 07:28 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#564 posted 12-22-2012 08:04 PM

Top of the line with the Blues Brothers, good call DaN.

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#565 posted 12-24-2012 03:11 AM

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.

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#566 posted 12-24-2012 03:17 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#567 posted 12-31-2012 09:07 PM

Happy New Year moment, and all you other guys who are like Murdoch from the A-Team.

Signing off until my hangover’s gone

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#568 posted 12-31-2012 09:17 PM

That’s going to be a long time renners , see you in the Spring : ) Happy New Year renners !

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#569 posted 01-01-2013 01:20 AM

pretty sure its true

can you pick out the player ?

Happy New Year

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#570 posted 01-01-2013 02:09 AM

the circle of life would tell me that by the time you die, you will have realized that the only thing you ever learned is what NOT to do

more like

“I wouldn’t do that” and smile.

Once in awhile the advice that falls on deaf ears that endanger lives needs an interjection beyond measure of letting them know

Game over

Stay focused on what counts : ))

the rest ?

remember

life could always be worse : ))

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#571 posted 01-01-2013 02:17 AM

Couple of beers, sparkly wine, some fireworks, put the kids to bed, couple of whiskies, turf on the fire,
Happy New Year!

Why not?
Classic.

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#572 posted 01-01-2013 02:25 AM

I live a cats life

and my children

Happy Happy Happy

: ))

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#573 posted 01-01-2013 04:21 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#574 posted 01-01-2013 05:40 PM


a reaction shot from our studio audience

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#575 posted 01-11-2013 01:32 AM

Back to the OP, unfortunately.

Doing some simple trim rips today the back of the blade found a sharpened pencil sized bit of walnut and introduced it right through my thumb at about 180 mph. In through the tip, out near the joint.

Clear your offcuts my friends or find out just how many nerve endings there are to say hello to you, again and again and again.

See the studio audience above? Premonition? ha, that’s me.
gene

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#576 posted 01-11-2013 03:14 AM

ouchy ouch ouch ouch ! nothing funny about that .

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#577 posted 01-11-2013 09:30 AM

Gene, I don’t even like getting splintered, never mind skewered. Hope your thumb heals quickly.

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#578 posted 01-23-2013 08:06 PM

Gene , I hope someone irrigated that wound well . All that dried blood in image 2 doesn’t look reich .
Hope you are recovering well .

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#579 posted 01-24-2013 04:19 AM

Thanks, all healed now. Calluses forming, mental or otherwise.
Work safe.
gene

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#580 posted 01-26-2013 03:53 AM

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#581 posted 01-26-2013 04:03 AM

Wonderful

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#582 posted 02-03-2013 03:07 AM

Gizmodo recently offered a sometimes lame argument advocating the US to go metric – in all ways, all things. Some interesting comments.

Ok, fine. Canada here.
Kickbacks off the saw should be and now will be quoted in KMPH.
.
.
But some things will never change, will they.

nsfw
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#583 posted 03-06-2013 12:34 PM

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#585 posted 03-08-2013 11:27 PM

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#588 posted 03-08-2013 11:31 PM

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#591 posted 03-09-2013 01:12 AM


...
oh !

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#592 posted 03-09-2013 01:22 AM



Harmony
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#594 posted 03-09-2013 03:13 AM

baby humor

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#596 posted 03-09-2013 03:39 AM

wha ?

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#598 posted 03-09-2013 04:41 AM

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#599 posted 03-09-2013 02:48 PM

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#600 posted 03-09-2013 06:51 PM

~Balatoni

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