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Ok, Who was born on Feb. 29th that is blocked and can't respond to that thread ?

by David Grimes
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#51 posted 872 days ago

I’m trying not to let myself get pigeonholed…..

-- -- Neil

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#52 posted 872 days ago

Well, owl just let that one fly by, then…

-- If you're going to stir the pot, think BIG spoon or SMALL boat paddle. David Grimes, Georgia

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#53 posted 872 days ago

Appreciate that.

I really wasn’t in the mood to squab-ble.

-- -- Neil

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#54 posted 872 days ago

You know who was good at this ?

Hen-ny Youngman.

Although his language was often fowl.

-- -- Neil

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#55 posted 872 days ago

His wife, Sadie Cohen, was a tough old bird, though.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#56 posted 872 days ago

Yeah. That she was. They were a good couple, though. Birds of a feather, you might say.

She had pluck, and … as a man of my religion .. he had a regal beak.

-- -- Neil

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#57 posted 872 days ago

Ah. Diana DID take pics.

When I say we’re talking about a fairly good sized parrot … THIS is what I mean. Note … I’m 6’2” tall, and pushing 200 pounds, so … this ain’t Tweety Bird !

These guys can bite through broomsticks. While … a little off my nose wouldn’t have been a bad thing, I kept picturing the Face-Ripping Monkey.

Sorry. Too lazy to flip the pictures. Apologies for any stiff necks ….

:-)

-- -- Neil

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#58 posted 872 days ago

Was that a kissy sound at the end? Gorgeous bird:)

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#59 posted 872 days ago

Definitely a kissy sound. Still a bit of debate about who actually made it, though.

Yeah. Pretty bird.

Pretty bird.

Pretty bird.

D’OH !

-- -- Neil

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#60 posted 872 days ago

Reminds me of a joke that I will filter:

A short sailor with a gorgeous parrot walks into a dockside lounge and climbs all the way up to the bar. The bartender turns to take the order, but immediately is drawn to the beautiful bird. He says, “My God, I’ve never seen a specimen quite like that. Where did you get him ?” “Navy surplus, where did you think ?”, says the parrot with his straightest (not very) face.

I always wanted a pet cattle egret (cowbird), but was afraid he’d choke on all the sh@tty puns !

Bullying is NOT the intention of the following picture.

-- If you're going to stir the pot, think BIG spoon or SMALL boat paddle. David Grimes, Georgia

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#61 posted 872 days ago

A few years ago, my wife decided she wanted a parrot. She never had wanted a bird before, but all the sudden she had to have it. She has brain farts like that often. She found a real pretty gray one for $600. What a bargain! O.k Honey I’ll save up some money. Luckily, a few days later I found a sheet metal one on a stick. It actually even looks pretty cool. I would post a pic but I seem to have spaced off my photobucket pass word.

-- I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. I'm sorry,thanks.

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#62 posted 872 days ago

Budgies (parakeets) are parrots. Spend $12 on the wife. Get a gray one. Tell her its a baby. Later tell her its a rare dwarf budgie and that is as big as it gets.

Disclaimer: the above “dwarf” reference is in no way intended as bullying or as a slight in any way to the little people community.

-- If you're going to stir the pot, think BIG spoon or SMALL boat paddle. David Grimes, Georgia

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#63 posted 872 days ago

Does anybody know if John McCain was born on the 29th of February ? I’ve been looking for a drummer and came across this demo from the Senator.

-- If you're going to stir the pot, think BIG spoon or SMALL boat paddle. David Grimes, Georgia

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#64 posted 872 days ago

You can’t be too careful with a choice of words around here lately David.
Walk softly.
HA!

-- When I was a boy, I was told "anyone can be President", now I'm beginning to believe it!

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#65 posted 872 days ago

She loves the metal parrot, and forgot about the other one. This is one is more than full sized, doesn’t squawk, bite, eat, or crap all over the place. It was only 20 bucks. Now she’s feeding the wild birds so I still get the squawking and the crap all over the place. She wants to attract pigeons now, also. Anyone have a metal pigeon I could buy?

-- I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. I'm sorry,thanks.

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#66 posted 872 days ago

Nice Forum, Really Top Notch,and Classy posts here! ????? Where are the Moderators?

-- - Martin

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#67 posted 872 days ago

They already half way cleaned up the crime scene. It has lightened up 1000% now (good thing). Something changed. Hmmm…

-- If you're going to stir the pot, think BIG spoon or SMALL boat paddle. David Grimes, Georgia

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#68 posted 747 days ago

Yup, I am going back to the woodworking part of this site. Reading this is like a framing hammer to the sack. I thought people on LJ’s were above this?

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