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I heard ROY UNDERHILL and CHRIS SCHWARZ were ARRESTED!!!

by StumpyNubs
posted 1045 days ago


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Brandon

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#1 posted 1045 days ago

Yup, I’m pretty sure you have the correct details on that one.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

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#2 posted 1045 days ago

I heard it a little different. He tripped over the yeller dawg that follows him into the shop everyday.

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 1045 days ago

Wait a minute, is that true????

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HorizontalMike

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#4 posted 1045 days ago

Whew! And I thought I heard:

…The end result was a severely cut TV Episode...

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#5 posted 1045 days ago

Wait a minute, is that true????

Would Stumpy say anything that wasn’t true??!!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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A Slice of Wood Workshop

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#6 posted 1045 days ago

Must be a hard life out there at WIA11. Here's the full story, pay special attention to the cracking over the head part. thanks to Stumpy for getting us the story.

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#7 posted 1045 days ago

Is it true? Photos don’t lie…

Head Chuck- You honestly believe that rediculas story Chris told on his blog? Like THAT’S plausable…

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HorizontalMike

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#8 posted 1045 days ago

Dang! They BOTH have the SAME Inmate number! I knew it, they are Siamese Twins!

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#9 posted 1045 days ago

1st thing I noticed just like Mike SAME Inmate number

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StumpyNubs

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#10 posted 1045 days ago

GMan & Mike- Are you saying those photos may be fake? Are you saying I may have gotten my information from an unreliable source?

Besides- you’re mistaken. Look again…

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#11 posted 1045 days ago

Wow! I didn’t realize that WIA so popular with the Little Rock police that they were stationed all the way up in Covington, KY! :)

-- Mike ---- Visit my woodworking blog: http://sawdustnewbie.com

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#12 posted 1045 days ago

Mikema- My sources tell me that they had to be taken out of state to a more secure location to avoid the paparazzi, you know… because of their big celebrity status. Since nobody cares what happens in Arkansas, it was a good place to book them.

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HorizontalMike

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#13 posted 1045 days ago

Stumpy,
So when did the operation take place to separate these conjoined twins? And was it at the local county Hospital? Guess they got tired of sharing a cell?

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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mikema

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#14 posted 1045 days ago

StumpyNubs- Okay, that explains it then! I shudder to think how much worse that already bad situation would have been with the paparazzi, and hand-tool mob for that matter, had they not taken those added steps for security.

HorizontalMike- I have been wondering that myself. I was thinking more along the lines of woodshop for the operating room, a 100 year old workbench as the operating table, and a large, 100 year old, two person saw for the actual separation..

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HorizontalMike

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#15 posted 1045 days ago

Doctor mikema!

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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StumpyNubs

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#16 posted 1045 days ago

Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…

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#17 posted 1045 days ago

^ only The Dude abides…

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#18 posted 1045 days ago

Hey bub, watch those cracks about Arkansas…..I live in Arkansas…..We just don’t care what happens to all you Yankees…...:)).

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#19 posted 1045 days ago

what´s up with you over there … can´t anyone have a great evening at the local bar
with the usual barfight anymore without geting arrested …...........
glad you still have ww otherwise it would get tooo boreing

thank´s for sharing Stumpy ….. its better than the news on the television

Dennis

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#20 posted 1045 days ago

“I feel your pain” Rick.

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#21 posted 1045 days ago

Hey nubs,

Oh…I feel no pain….some of us down here even “gradsiated 6th grade”.....:)

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#22 posted 1045 days ago

upon further review… I may have gotten one or two of the facts wrong…

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#23 posted 1045 days ago

Well nubs, it was a good story, anyway….not two of my favorite actors, but the plot thickened at the end…

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#24 posted 1044 days ago

Did anyone in Vegas put odds on who the winner might be?

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#25 posted 1044 days ago

Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?

-- Adversity doesn't build character...................it reveals it.

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#26 posted 1044 days ago

Hey, I didn’t hear anything about this on the news. Who came out on top?

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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#27 posted 1044 days ago

You have to read the comments for that info, Sawkerf…

Helluva- The story above seemed to say that Roy Underhill wooped some butt. I personally wouldn’t mess with him, he’s been known to go into the forest with nothing but an old draw knife and a week later come out with a piece of furniture and a couple of fresh bear hides…

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#28 posted 1044 days ago

”Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?”

Given their budgetary problems, AR and NC merged a couple of weeks ago.

My deepest sympathies to North Carolina… ;-)

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#29 posted 1044 days ago

I just blew my Coca Cola outa my nose. That’s just too much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill

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#30 posted 1044 days ago

I agree. Well done.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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#31 posted 1044 days ago

Ahaha thanks for the laugh!

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#32 posted 1044 days ago

”Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…”

StumpyNubs- My sincerest apologies. Although I do not have an MD, I do work in hospital’s IT department, so I am positive that makes me an expert in medicine, right? Perhaps I did make the poor assumption that these two were joined together with a hidden dovetail joint using 24/4 lumber, as these two live, breathe, eat sawdust and plane shavings. Based on that assumption, I made the judgement call that I did.

From this point forward, I will do everything in my will power to abide. I promise. Maybe.

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#33 posted 1043 days ago

Anyone know if they made bail?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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#34 posted 1043 days ago

Thank you, that was laugh of the month on LJ.
Big smile,
Mads

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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#35 posted 1043 days ago

Thats why I don’t have a mustache or wear suspenders.

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#36 posted 1042 days ago

Yeah, And….......wearing a tie is like going to a hanging ;-))

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#37 posted 1042 days ago

Nobody knows what the heck you’re talking about- Topo…

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#38 posted 1042 days ago

Roy’s moustache had one side cut off and is now loop sided. He was whirled around and round by the suspenders. Isn’t wearing a tie just like going to a hanging in a similar situation?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#39 posted 1042 days ago

yep topa …. thats why I use safty tie on the job

Dennis

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#40 posted 1035 days ago

UNBELIEVABLE! Roy and Schwarz took their fight to Roy’s show, with an innocent Lie-Nielsen smoothing plane caught in the middle! I thought maybe the fight was a simple misunderstanding, but this is proof that there is something more deep rooted! (Woodwright’s Shop Episode title “Hand Plane Essentials With Chris Schwarz”)

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#41 posted 1034 days ago

thats right i abide

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#42 posted 1025 days ago

You know neither of them look 6’3” on tv…

-- Jesse --

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#43 posted 1024 days ago

81A3827 for Roy and 81A3828 for Chris, these are not the same Inmate numbers.

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