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I heard ROY UNDERHILL and CHRIS SCHWARZ were ARRESTED!!!

by StumpyNubs
posted 10-12-2011 07:59 PM


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#1 posted 10-12-2011 08:13 PM

Yup, I’m pretty sure you have the correct details on that one.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

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#2 posted 10-12-2011 08:37 PM

I heard it a little different. He tripped over the yeller dawg that follows him into the shop everyday.

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 10-12-2011 08:44 PM

Wait a minute, is that true????

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#4 posted 10-12-2011 08:56 PM

Whew! And I thought I heard:

…The end result was a severely cut TV Episode...

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#5 posted 10-12-2011 08:56 PM

Wait a minute, is that true????

Would Stumpy say anything that wasn’t true??!!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#6 posted 10-12-2011 09:03 PM

Must be a hard life out there at WIA11. Here's the full story, pay special attention to the cracking over the head part. thanks to Stumpy for getting us the story.

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#7 posted 10-12-2011 09:18 PM

Is it true? Photos don’t lie…

Head Chuck- You honestly believe that rediculas story Chris told on his blog? Like THAT’S plausable…

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#8 posted 10-12-2011 09:21 PM

Dang! They BOTH have the SAME Inmate number! I knew it, they are Siamese Twins!

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#9 posted 10-12-2011 09:44 PM

1st thing I noticed just like Mike SAME Inmate number

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#10 posted 10-12-2011 09:56 PM

GMan & Mike- Are you saying those photos may be fake? Are you saying I may have gotten my information from an unreliable source?

Besides- you’re mistaken. Look again…

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#11 posted 10-12-2011 10:00 PM

Wow! I didn’t realize that WIA so popular with the Little Rock police that they were stationed all the way up in Covington, KY! :)

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#12 posted 10-12-2011 10:17 PM

Mikema- My sources tell me that they had to be taken out of state to a more secure location to avoid the paparazzi, you know… because of their big celebrity status. Since nobody cares what happens in Arkansas, it was a good place to book them.

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#13 posted 10-12-2011 10:29 PM

Stumpy,
So when did the operation take place to separate these conjoined twins? And was it at the local county Hospital? Guess they got tired of sharing a cell?

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#14 posted 10-12-2011 10:44 PM

StumpyNubs- Okay, that explains it then! I shudder to think how much worse that already bad situation would have been with the paparazzi, and hand-tool mob for that matter, had they not taken those added steps for security.

HorizontalMike- I have been wondering that myself. I was thinking more along the lines of woodshop for the operating room, a 100 year old workbench as the operating table, and a large, 100 year old, two person saw for the actual separation..

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#15 posted 10-12-2011 10:59 PM

Doctor mikema!

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#16 posted 10-13-2011 12:29 AM

Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…

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#17 posted 10-13-2011 12:33 AM

^ only The Dude abides…

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#18 posted 10-13-2011 12:44 AM

Hey bub, watch those cracks about Arkansas…..I live in Arkansas…..We just don’t care what happens to all you Yankees…...:)).

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#19 posted 10-13-2011 01:02 AM

what´s up with you over there … can´t anyone have a great evening at the local bar
with the usual barfight anymore without geting arrested …...........
glad you still have ww otherwise it would get tooo boreing

thank´s for sharing Stumpy ….. its better than the news on the television

Dennis

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#20 posted 10-13-2011 01:02 AM

“I feel your pain” Rick.

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#21 posted 10-13-2011 03:08 AM

Hey nubs,

Oh…I feel no pain….some of us down here even “gradsiated 6th grade”.....:)

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#22 posted 10-13-2011 03:35 AM

upon further review… I may have gotten one or two of the facts wrong…

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#23 posted 10-13-2011 06:09 AM

Well nubs, it was a good story, anyway….not two of my favorite actors, but the plot thickened at the end…

-- " I started with nothing, and I've still got most of it left".......

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#24 posted 10-13-2011 05:13 PM

Did anyone in Vegas put odds on who the winner might be?

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#25 posted 10-13-2011 06:23 PM

Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?

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#26 posted 10-13-2011 07:10 PM

Hey, I didn’t hear anything about this on the news. Who came out on top?

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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#27 posted 10-13-2011 07:29 PM

You have to read the comments for that info, Sawkerf…

Helluva- The story above seemed to say that Roy Underhill wooped some butt. I personally wouldn’t mess with him, he’s been known to go into the forest with nothing but an old draw knife and a week later come out with a piece of furniture and a couple of fresh bear hides…

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#28 posted 10-13-2011 07:32 PM

”Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?”

Given their budgetary problems, AR and NC merged a couple of weeks ago.

My deepest sympathies to North Carolina… ;-)

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#29 posted 10-13-2011 07:58 PM

I just blew my Coca Cola outa my nose. That’s just too much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill

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#30 posted 10-13-2011 08:17 PM

I agree. Well done.

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#31 posted 10-13-2011 08:45 PM

Ahaha thanks for the laugh!

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#32 posted 10-13-2011 10:56 PM

”Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…”

StumpyNubs- My sincerest apologies. Although I do not have an MD, I do work in hospital’s IT department, so I am positive that makes me an expert in medicine, right? Perhaps I did make the poor assumption that these two were joined together with a hidden dovetail joint using 24/4 lumber, as these two live, breathe, eat sawdust and plane shavings. Based on that assumption, I made the judgement call that I did.

From this point forward, I will do everything in my will power to abide. I promise. Maybe.

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#33 posted 10-14-2011 06:00 PM

Anyone know if they made bail?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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#34 posted 10-14-2011 07:51 PM

Thank you, that was laugh of the month on LJ.
Big smile,
Mads

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#35 posted 10-15-2011 02:33 AM

Thats why I don’t have a mustache or wear suspenders.

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#36 posted 10-15-2011 09:22 PM

Yeah, And….......wearing a tie is like going to a hanging ;-))

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#37 posted 10-16-2011 12:04 AM

Nobody knows what the heck you’re talking about- Topo…

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#38 posted 10-16-2011 01:32 AM

Roy’s moustache had one side cut off and is now loop sided. He was whirled around and round by the suspenders. Isn’t wearing a tie just like going to a hanging in a similar situation?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#39 posted 10-16-2011 02:40 AM

yep topa …. thats why I use safty tie on the job

Dennis

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#40 posted 10-23-2011 02:52 AM

UNBELIEVABLE! Roy and Schwarz took their fight to Roy’s show, with an innocent Lie-Nielsen smoothing plane caught in the middle! I thought maybe the fight was a simple misunderstanding, but this is proof that there is something more deep rooted! (Woodwright’s Shop Episode title “Hand Plane Essentials With Chris Schwarz”)

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#41 posted 10-24-2011 03:49 AM

thats right i abide

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#42 posted 11-02-2011 04:42 AM

You know neither of them look 6’3” on tv…

-- Jesse --

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#43 posted 11-02-2011 09:31 PM

81A3827 for Roy and 81A3828 for Chris, these are not the same Inmate numbers.

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