All Replies on I heard ROY UNDERHILL and CHRIS SCHWARZ were ARRESTED!!!

Yup, I’m pretty sure you have the correct details on that one.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

I heard it a little different. He tripped over the yeller dawg that follows him into the shop everyday.

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence Wake Up America!! Please read; http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/01/26-0

Wait a minute, is that true????

-- mike...............

Whew! And I thought I heard:

…The end result was a severely cut TV Episode...

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

Wait a minute, is that true????

Would Stumpy say anything that wasn’t true??!!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Must be a hard life out there at WIA11. Here's the full story, pay special attention to the cracking over the head part. thanks to Stumpy for getting us the story.

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Is it true? Photos don’t lie…

Head Chuck- You honestly believe that rediculas story Chris told on his blog? Like THAT’S plausable…

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Dang! They BOTH have the SAME Inmate number! I knew it, they are Siamese Twins!

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

1st thing I noticed just like Mike SAME Inmate number

GMan & Mike- Are you saying those photos may be fake? Are you saying I may have gotten my information from an unreliable source?

Besides- you’re mistaken. Look again…

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Wow! I didn’t realize that WIA so popular with the Little Rock police that they were stationed all the way up in Covington, KY! :)

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Mikema- My sources tell me that they had to be taken out of state to a more secure location to avoid the paparazzi, you know… because of their big celebrity status. Since nobody cares what happens in Arkansas, it was a good place to book them.

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Stumpy,
So when did the operation take place to separate these conjoined twins? And was it at the local county Hospital? Guess they got tired of sharing a cell?

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

StumpyNubs- Okay, that explains it then! I shudder to think how much worse that already bad situation would have been with the paparazzi, and hand-tool mob for that matter, had they not taken those added steps for security.

HorizontalMike- I have been wondering that myself. I was thinking more along the lines of woodshop for the operating room, a 100 year old workbench as the operating table, and a large, 100 year old, two person saw for the actual separation..

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Doctor mikema!

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…

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^ only The Dude abides…

Hey bub, watch those cracks about Arkansas…..I live in Arkansas…..We just don’t care what happens to all you Yankees…...:)).

-- " Don't ever wrestle a pig in a mudhole....he'll be having more fun than you..!!

what´s up with you over there … can´t anyone have a great evening at the local bar
with the usual barfight anymore without geting arrested …...........
glad you still have ww otherwise it would get tooo boreing

thank´s for sharing Stumpy ….. its better than the news on the television

Dennis

“I feel your pain” Rick.

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Hey nubs,

Oh…I feel no pain….some of us down here even “gradsiated 6th grade”.....:)

-- " Don't ever wrestle a pig in a mudhole....he'll be having more fun than you..!!

upon further review… I may have gotten one or two of the facts wrong…

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Well nubs, it was a good story, anyway….not two of my favorite actors, but the plot thickened at the end…

-- " Don't ever wrestle a pig in a mudhole....he'll be having more fun than you..!!

so – - – um – - were there any side bets?

-- When the moderator chooses sides, his site sucks.

Did anyone in Vegas put odds on who the winner might be?

-- Regret- the feeling you get just after you do something really stupid.

Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?

-- Adversity doesn't build character...................it reveals it.

Hey, I didn’t hear anything about this on the news. Who came out on top?

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

You have to read the comments for that info, Sawkerf…

Helluva- The story above seemed to say that Roy Underhill wooped some butt. I personally wouldn’t mess with him, he’s been known to go into the forest with nothing but an old draw knife and a week later come out with a piece of furniture and a couple of fresh bear hides…

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”Mug shots from Little Rock AR? The show is based in NC, isn’t it?”

Given their budgetary problems, AR and NC merged a couple of weeks ago.

My deepest sympathies to North Carolina… ;-)

I just blew my Coca Cola outa my nose. That’s just too much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill

-- bill@magraphics.us

I agree. Well done.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Ahaha thanks for the laugh!

”Mikema- You’re dealing in the realm of fantasy now. This thread is about reality, and I’ll thank you to abide…”

StumpyNubs- My sincerest apologies. Although I do not have an MD, I do work in hospital’s IT department, so I am positive that makes me an expert in medicine, right? Perhaps I did make the poor assumption that these two were joined together with a hidden dovetail joint using 24/4 lumber, as these two live, breathe, eat sawdust and plane shavings. Based on that assumption, I made the judgement call that I did.

From this point forward, I will do everything in my will power to abide. I promise. Maybe.

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Anyone know if they made bail?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Thank you, that was laugh of the month on LJ.
Big smile,
Mads

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

Thats why I don’t have a mustache or wear suspenders.

-- And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord... Colossians 3:23

Yeah, And….......wearing a tie is like going to a hanging ;-))

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence Wake Up America!! Please read; http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/01/26-0

Nobody knows what the heck you’re talking about- Topo…

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Roy’s moustache had one side cut off and is now loop sided. He was whirled around and round by the suspenders. Isn’t wearing a tie just like going to a hanging in a similar situation?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence Wake Up America!! Please read; http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/01/26-0

yep topa …. thats why I use safty tie on the job

Dennis

UNBELIEVABLE! Roy and Schwarz took their fight to Roy’s show, with an innocent Lie-Nielsen smoothing plane caught in the middle! I thought maybe the fight was a simple misunderstanding, but this is proof that there is something more deep rooted! (Woodwright’s Shop Episode title “Hand Plane Essentials With Chris Schwarz”)

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thats right i abide

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You know neither of them look 6’3” on tv…

-- Jesse --

81A3827 for Roy and 81A3828 for Chris, these are not the same Inmate numbers.