All Replies on Bogus Member - LJs Beware

Brit, she said she prayed about it.
And we all like cocoa.
What’s the problem? ;)

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

Just marry her all ready Brit, wealthy and in need of citizenship, i see no problems here lol.

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

They would not do this kind of thing if they did not have some degree of success. Some one falls for this. That amazes me. Never underestimate the stupidity of Americans.

-- I hate being bipolar. It's awesome! :^ ) ^:

lucky man you are Andy …. isn´t it niice to know someone likes you ….. :-)

take care
Dennis

Hey Andy, she/it just copied one of my post. I think she’s 2 timing.

-- There is nothing like the sound of a well tuned hand plane. - http://timetestedtools.wordpress.com (timetestedtools at hotmail dot c0m)

Send me her phone #
I think it’s legit!

American Jim

-- Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Jim, I couldn’t help but read your signature after your thread and think, OK…...when they met would he need the wd-40 or the duct tape?

-- There is nothing like the sound of a well tuned hand plane. - http://timetestedtools.wordpress.com (timetestedtools at hotmail dot c0m)

You guys crack me up. I must admit, I did think my luck was in for a micro second. I love the fact that he/she felt the need to annotate YAHOO.COM. I thought you only did that if you are talking over the phone or a radio to someone. What possible reason is there to do that when typing? The mind boggles.

Anyhow, first cup of coffee or not, they’ll have to get up earlier in the morning to catch me out.

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

Lol. This is what is know as a Nigerian Scam. They will ask you to put up a good sum of money to get a larger sum of money….

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

why doesn’t anything good ever happen to me…...

-- StevieP ~ Micheal Tompkins - you were not here on earth long but left a giant mark on us. RIP Brother

Bummer, she didn’t give me a chance at it.

-- Joe

I always wanted a virign.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Too bad she is likely a dude. : ^ O

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Don W
LMAO

-- Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

ask for a picture maybe she’s cute? lol

Wayne, you mean I shouldn’t have sent her a money order?

-- There is nothing like the sound of a well tuned hand plane. - http://timetestedtools.wordpress.com (timetestedtools at hotmail dot c0m)

LOL – Only if it is one of the fake Western Union ones folks used to buy stuff on Craigslist.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Does she like woodworking? We know she’s wealthy, and has kept herself pure, DUDE it’s a trifecta!

-- If I cut it too short I can scab a piece on, but if it's too long what do I do?

CharlieM1958 – Sorry about that, but I can’t type accurately when I’m excited.

Actually Charlie, this would be a good subject for one of your limericks. :o)

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

I heard that Abidjan women are pretty sweet, especially at 22. Ask her to send you your 15% first.

-- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com

Although the money story sounds legit, I would doubt the purity just bit if I were you.

Thanks for the chuckle Clarlie.

-- John from Horse Shoe

Greg – I wouldn’t get out of bed for 15%. It would have to be a 60 / 40 split in my favour. She wants me to act as a mentor whilst she’s at university. That would mean I’d have to get the textbooks out and check all her work for the next three years as well as take her shopping at the weekends. Come to think of it, 60% doesn’t even sound enough if I’ve got to take her shopping!!!

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

Andy, you sly devil you. Here I thought she was faithful only to me!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the world's finest custom rolling pins!

Interesting. I got an email recently about an African king who died and left me a large sum of money, if I only send them my banking info. I wonder if that was her father???

-- Rob, Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

Can you sleep with one eye open?

-- Don't rollerskate in a buffalo herd

if she want´s to move in you can always use one of these on her shuolder
and see what she can get out of that signature :—)))

http://lumberjocks.com/reviews/2303#first-new

Come on, Andy, you can level with us. This sounds like the beginning of some sort of Lumberjock soap opera blog you’re setting up. You’re just getting us prepared right? When will the soap opera blog start because I for one want to be a regular reader. ;-| What’s the name of the blog going to be so we can be watching for it? I don’t want to miss the first episode so will you make another announcement before it starts?

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

Howie – I’m lucky if get any sleep at all these days!

Barry – They say there’s one born every minute :-)

Dennis – Ouch!!!

Helluvawreck - A Lumberjocks soap, now there’s an idea.

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

There is lots of Soap threads on LJs since they re-opened the coffee lounge.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Brit, if she was on the up and up she would have told you her father was a lumber baron or had interest in a couple of Woodcraft stores. I’d stay away from this one. Did she send a picture?

-- Dan I.G.N.

Sorry Dan, no picture apart from the one in my head.

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

I just received this one in my email: These sons of bitches must be targeting lumberjocks

I Am Writing This Message From Hospital,

Mrs Kate Millen Abraham.

-- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com

Which user account did that one come from?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Hey Greg, your one is 62, she might be Andy’s virgins Mum, you guys should team up & go for the double & split the dif” LOL : )))))

-- Pete G: If you always do what you always did you'll always get what you always got

Laugh, it’s amazing at the end yes!

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

The sad part is people fall for these types of scams every day.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Can people be that stupid?
Andy what was her telephone number?

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

Sadly they can…
How many tools will 30% get?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

She’s fickle!!! She took my money and won’t return my e-mails. I’m soooo brokenhearted. I thought I had found true love at last. Oh BOO HOO

Laugh, now it’s my turn! So get lost guys…

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

Gee Mafe!! I wouldn’t steal your girl. lol

don´t worry Randy ….. I know there is a full set of french bongee-cord attached to his back
so Mads will never get close enoff to even look at her …... LOL

Dennis

Thanks Dennis, you saved my love life. lol

Now can you get my money back? lol

There are some people that take great joy in tormenting these people. Scam-baiting is what it is called, via 419eater.com There is also thescambaiter.com, scamorama.com, and hoax-slayer.com among others, good for a laugh, if you have some time to kill…

-- “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” ― Franklin D. Roosevelt

Randy your money is maybee lost for you but they will deffently not arive at the other end
if you made the transfer as you did last time you send money to me …they still ain´t here :-(

Dennis

Well I don’t know about you… but I have sent all my bank ID info… my SSN… my birth certificate… my passport… to three different letters just like the two described above! I don’t know what the deal is… but I’ve gotten $13.2 million promised to me! You guys are fools to not pull the trigger when an opportunity like this looks you in the face!

Of course… my checks have all started to bounce… my credit rating has been hit really hard… and I am afraid to look at my bank accounts… but other than that… all is good!

Thanks Lads. I just spent the last 10 mins laughing. I love this site!

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.